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furie
02-29-2004, 11:42 AM
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DJEvelEd
02-29-2004, 02:29 PM
That machine will splatter paint the walls with placenta juice. Kool!
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reeshy
02-29-2004, 03:24 PM
This discussion is just going to go round and round!!!
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smiler grogan
02-29-2004, 03:41 PM
You spin me right round baby right round.
reeshy
02-29-2004, 03:41 PM
I feel like i'm going in circles here!!!
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Melrapuo
02-29-2004, 03:50 PM
Centrifugal force is a feeling, and not really a force. Centripetal would be the true force.
Are they gonna have a basket flying around with her to catch the baby? Or are all the nurses and doctors gonna surround her?
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02-29-2004, 04:04 PM
Oh well, what goes around comes around.
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Heather 8
02-29-2004, 04:08 PM
Are they gonna have a basket flying around with her to catch the baby? Or are all the nurses and doctors gonna surround her?
It looks like there's some sort of netting between the legs to catch the baby. Yep, that should be totally adequate.
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furie
02-29-2004, 04:10 PM
Centripetal would be the true force
Centripetal is center seeking.
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Melrapuo
02-29-2004, 05:00 PM
True, it is center seeking, but its really the only force that would be acting upon the baby.
I don't understand it either, but my Physics teacher had to keep telling us that centrifugal force isn't a real force, just a feeling. So whatever is happening it's because of centripetal force.
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FUNKMAN
02-29-2004, 05:06 PM
but its really the only force that would be acting upon the baby.
then it would be 'centrifetal' force
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furie
02-29-2004, 05:18 PM
According to Newton's third law of motion, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. The centripetal force, the action, is balanced by a reaction force, the centrifugal ("center-fleeing") force. The two forces are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction. The centrifugal force does not act on the body in motion; the only force acting on the body in motion is the centripetal force. The centrifugal force acts on the source of the centripetal force to displace it radially from the center of the path. Thus, in twirling a mass on a string, the centripetal force transmitted by the string pulls in on the mass to keep it in its circular path, while the centrifugal force transmitted by the string pulls outward on its point of attachment at the center of the path. The centrifugal force is often mistakenly thought to cause a body to fly out of its circular path when it is released; rather, it is the removal of the centripetal force that allows the body to travel in a straight line as required by Newton's first law.
it is a force (http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/sci/A0811114.html)
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FUNKMAN
02-29-2004, 08:27 PM
i hear children who are born via centrifugal force are very conservative and very frugal...
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03-01-2004, 09:41 AM
...and very well rounded
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SatCam
03-01-2004, 09:54 AM
Centrifugal is not a force. It's an effect. That's why the true term is Centrifugal Effect. The actual force that wants to pull the mass outward in a straight line is the inertia of the object. Even ask Mizzle.
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03-01-2004, 09:59 AM
who gives a shit its still stupid
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