My Ass Hates Me!

[PanterA]

..Why oh why did I get fooled into buying single ply toilet paper! Why must they sell so many rolls for $1.99!! I may as well have bought some sandpaper to go with it! Now the joyful after dinner BM, has turned into a dreaded experience!

My ass hates me, and I don't blame it!

Those trickster and there low prices! I don't even think this single ply crap does the job right. I swear I need to use more to get the job done! The sad thing is....this isn't the first time these devilish toilet paper makers have fooled me with the low prices! I HATE YOU SINGLE PLY!! I have like 30 rolls of hell ahead of me....thats like 2-3 months worth of toilet paper.

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[reeshy]

Why don't you buy some banana-scented paper, you fag!!!!!!!

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[DJEvelEd]

Shove gerbils up your ass. They'll take most of the shit up there with them.

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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GAPING ANUS?

[Crippler]

Invest in babywipes & then the quality of TP doesn't matter as much...you'll save in the long run on a little bit of cash & a lot of chaffed cheeks.

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FiF!

[ADF]

Try cottonelle wipes. My roommate bought them, and they're very useful for my "heavy" days.

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[Mike Teacher]

I would like to apologize on behalfs of all scientists [even if i'm not one] that the Toilet with the Shit Tractor Beam that pulls 100.000% of the faeces and Klingons and leaves it all Minty Fresh.

And don't tell me about all those new fancy toilets that shoot this and that at Uranus. I mean hit the button and *Flash* it's gone from this Universe; into another dimension, not one of Time and Space, but of Shit. There's a signpost ahead...

Where's the inventors now, eh??

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