I Got Caught Masturbating!

[DJEvelEd]

I was staying in my old apartment in East Brunswick for a couple of days, and my Grandmothers caregiver was also staying upstairs in the other room. So she goes out to go shopping so I had the place to myself. I had my computer on and was talking to Katylina through a microphone with her nude WOW pics on the screen. I had the porno channel on too. When I got hard, she could hear me as I loudly smacked my penis on the top of the keyboard. I figured this was a good a time as any to Jerk Off. I gently tongue kissed my hand and said :

Evel Ed: "Oh baby, I wanna fuck you soo bad"

Mr. Hand: "Do me Ed, DO ME!!!"

So I pulled off my pants and started jacking. Katylina started posting dirty sexy dialogue while she listened to me breathing heavy and making spanking noises. I toggled between the Brazilian porn and Katylina's WOW pics, and it didn't take long before there was Sperm all over the floor, my computer, my sneakers and my socks. I had JUST finished squeezing out the last drop when I heard the door open and my roommate walking up the stairs. There was no time to clean up or anything. I barely get my naked body hidden under the blanket when she walks in. I'm totally out of breath, I'm sweaty, There's porn on the TV, there's Katylina naked on my computer, the room smells of sweat & sperm. (Mind you, Katylina is listening the whole time and is now hysterically laughing at my embarassing situation) My roommate walks in and looks at the computer. She asked who the three girls were and I said it was Kat in the middle, with the sperm on her. She walked out but not before she STEPPED IN MY SPERM. She was polite enough not to berate me for being such a pervert. Katylina though this was so hot. I was just happy I got to finish first before I got caught.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-28-04 @ 9:58 AM

[Arienette]

so, you didn't really get caught masturbating.

also, does it hurt when you smack your penis on the top of the keyboard?

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This message was edited by Arienette on 2-28-04 @ 10:00 AM

[DJEvelEd]

I think she knew. She probably went back and told her friends so it's just as bad as getting caught with dick in hand.

Smacking my hard penis on the keyboard hurt my Urethra so I smacked the side and top of my penis.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-28-04 @ 10:45 AM

[Katylina]

I guess nothing is sacred anymore. :gasp: I like the gasp face. It's cute.

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[keithy_19]

Ed, you absolutely disgust me. :p

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[Yerdaddy]

Great! Now I just got caught. Thanks alot ED!

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 2-28-04 @ 12:52 PM

[DJEvelEd]

I guess nothing is sacred anymore

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[SatCam]

Since when do you have a female roommate?

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[Yerdaddy]

Is that the machine that goes "ping!"?

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[SatCam]

This thread is all lies. Ed doesn't have a cock.

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[DJEvelEd]

Since when do you have a female roommate?

I don't! I have 2 apartments. She is only staying at my second crib in Brunswick for a few more weeks, watching my Grandmother. I'll be staying there on the weekends now.

Ed doesn't have a cock.

I do! When you're 18 I'll show you.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-28-04 @ 3:01 PM

[A.J.]

there was Sperm all over...my computer


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[reeshy]

HEY ED,
Where do I find these aforementioned photo's of Katylina??? FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!

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[center] I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY ON 7TH AVENUE!!
Thanks to Katylina

This message was edited by Mr. Bad Touch on 2-28-04 @ 3:41 PM

[stickyfingers]

I was just happy I got to finish first before I got caught.



This line sums it all up in my opinion.



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jrich is quite a guy

[Katylina]

This line sums it all up in my opinion.


And that coming from a guy called stickyfingers!

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[Snoogans]

i propose we make a new topic for personal masterbation and sex related stories so that maybe some of us can avoid stumbling into these things

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[TheMojoPin]

Does it surprise anyone that Snoogans was confused and tricked by the complicated and mysterious subject line of this thread?

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[DJEvelEd]

maybe some of us can avoid stumbling into these things

Did you stumble or stagger?

I think you strutted with a swagger.












You even looked at the colons and periods too.

PERVERT!!!!






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[Snoogans]

it wasnt that. the story is fine. its the way over detail of what is obvious.

the detail should come in how he got caught, which is 2 lines, not what he got caught doin, which was 20 lines. that was the point, if the sexual act is goin to be graphic, i think we should have a topic for that, so people know.
if i knew it was that detailed i would have avoided it

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[monsterone]

Evel Ed: "Oh baby, I wanna fuck you soo bad"

Mr. Hand: "Do me Ed, DO ME!!!"



best dialog ever.

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moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
<font color=black>"what did the five fingers say to the face?"</center>
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[PanterA]

this concludes another proud moment in male behavior.

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[monsterone]

pats let's not act like no male hasn't gotten caught. through a good deal of repression in both parties, most instances are "forgotten" about.

and atleast his ass didn't smell like bananas

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moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
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[Katylina]

some of us can avoid stumbling into these things


Like that chick who stepped right in Ed's sperm. I guess this means that not only is his hooker bed off limits, but so is his laptop, his sneakers, and the rug next to the televison. Where are you going to sit now???

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[TheMojoPin]

Sometimes you can sum up an entire thread without words at all...

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[DJEvelEd]

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HAHA!!!! I'm putting her into the masturbation rotation during the "dog days".

YEE HAW!!!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

I guess this means that not only is his hooker bed off limits, but so is his laptop, his sneakers, and the rug next to the televison. Where are you going to sit now???

thankfully this was in brunswick, so if i go to bayonne its just the bed that has to be avoided, however knowing where the comp is there, i now have no where to sit

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[JesterOfSadness]

Sometimes you can sum up an entire thread without words at all...

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Oh my god..that scared the crap outta me, it honestly looks like is Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man had a kid

[JustJon]

Where do I find these aforementioned photo's of Katylina??? FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!
For the right price, they could be yours...

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[Arienette]

Where do I find these aforementioned photo's of Katylina??? FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!
For the right price, they could be yours...
and, if you know where to look, they could be free.

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and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
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[JustJon]

hush, you. You're interfering in the captalistic process.

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[Snoogans]

hush, you. You're interfering in the captalistic process.

BOOTLEG WHACK SHIRTS< GET YOUR BOOTLEG WHACK SHIRTS $5

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[Katylina]

and, if you know where to look, they could be free.


I asked them to be taken down off of foundry. Is there another site I should know about????

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[Arienette]

and, if you know where to look, they could be free.


I asked them to be taken down off of foundry. Is there another site I should know about????
honestly, i'm not sure. i was referring to when i went onto a certain site to see a certain picture of a certain katylina and a certain arienette and a few certain other people wowing at a certain karaoke outing. i don't know whether it's still there. i was surprised to find it was there at all, though.

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and then the silver turns to gray
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away
</center>

[reeshy]

Ed,
After reading this post, I must say that I am totally appalled that you would even let other people know of your perverted endeavors!! I am thoroughly disgusted with you and can't for the life of me understand why you would do these things!!! I just can't understand it as hard as I try!!

P.S. can you send me pics of the aforementioned keyboard, monitor and rug stain....thanks!!!!

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[Katylina]

honestly, i'm not sure. i was referring to when i went onto a certain site to see a certain picture of a certain katylina and a certain arienette and a few certain other people wowing at a certain karaoke outing. i don't know whether it's still there. i was surprised to find it was there at all, though.



Hahahaha! Those were the days!

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[Duke]

why does your grandma have da porn channels

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[Snoogans]

knowing ed he brought his illegal satellite TV box

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[JustJon]

honestly, i'm not sure. i was referring to when i went onto a certain site to see a certain picture of a certain katylina and a certain arienette and a few certain other people wowing at a certain karaoke outing. i don't know whether it's still there. i was surprised to find it was there at all, though.
certain site with certain pictures of a certain outsing with certain wowing is certainly still there, but sanes certain or any pictures for that matter. Certain red x's have replaced them. ;)

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[Arienette]

certain site with certain pictures of a certain outsing with certain wowing is certainly still there, but sanes certain or any pictures for that matter. Certain red x's have replaced them. ;)
why do i feel like i'm being mocked?

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[Iamnotatool]

Why do I feel like I'm being mocked



Because you are perceptive?

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[Arienette]

Because you are perceptive?are you asking me, or telling me?

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</center>

[FUNKMAN]

Happy Jack
by Who, The


Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

(I saw ya!)




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[A.J.]

Funk, you could have gone with "Pictures of Lily" or "Fiddle About" too!

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[Iamnotatool]

are you asking me, or telling me?


Telling?

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