THE TRUTH ABOUT CHINESE FOOD!!

[scorpion]

Yes we all suspected it.

Click here to know the truth (http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm)




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Now I'm starvin

[Jack_Doff]

They said that Harry Chapin had alternate lyrics to Cats in the Cradle, but I never believed them. Guess I was wrong.

[KillOReilly]

Chinese food you get here in America isn't anything like the food in China.

And I don't think every Chinese Food place uses Cats, wouldn't they run out of Cats since they aren't normal bred for food like Chickens, Pigs and Cows

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[FUNKMAN]

i was always a skeptic about this sort of thing until the one night i came back from the local chinese joint and found myself taking a dump in the litter box...

and when i was done i began scratching the side of the box???? go figure

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[Snoogans]

thanks dick. its bad enough the other song gets stuck in my head like it does, never mind this cats in the kettle or whatever

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Thanks monsterone Go SAUX!!!!!
Rollin down the Street, Smokin Endo, sippin on Gin & Juice Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[jeffdwright2001]

Another source of revenue from cats (http://www.saltlakekitty.com/id3.html)

[ADF]

Just what the world needs, another bad flash movie.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfmartini.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[Arienette]

adf has two cats he'd be happy to donate.

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[whorehay]

wonder if Chinese restaurants use the Purina challenge

This message was edited by whorehay on 2-28-04 @ 10:41 AM

[Johnathan H Christ]

general tso's kitten?

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SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MANPLEASER
"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[keithy_19]

I like how it says "Now thats a super laugh!" at the end.

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"Thanks to Katylina-- she can suck the meat off my chicken bone."

[UnknownPD]

Other uses for cat parts
see this site (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092930,00.html)