*NEW* Captionizer for the Week of 2/23/04

[FMJeff]

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Protection
For gangs, clubs
And nations
Causing grief in
Human relations
It's a turf war
On a global scale
I'd rather hear both sides
Of the tale
See, it's not about races
Just places
Faces
Where your blood
Comes from
Is where your space is
I've seen the bright
Get duller
I'm not going to spend
My life being a color

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It made my heart sing.

This message was edited by FMJeff on 3-31-04 @ 9:17 AM

[TheMojoPin]

What Alkey thinks he sees when he looks in the mirror?

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[Tall_James]

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"So dats where de white womenz at!"

Ugh. I suck.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

Finally, Black Earl can say he was with a white woman and lived a fantasy that all black men have wanted to know what it's like to have sex with a white woman since their slave days.



But, she might blurt out
"I got it from a negro"

You're a Filthy Whore

[zoom2457]

Earl: "Wow, I might actually get to score tonight!"

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[MattyBronx]

I just wanted to see what the big mystery was all about.

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[reeshy]

Black Earl: "Hi. Where's Alkey?"

Silera: "Alkey?...Alkey who????"

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[silera]

I look like Alkey in drag.


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[stickyfingers]

Finally, Black Earl can say he was with a white woman and lived a fantasy that all black men have wanted to know what it's like to have sex with a white woman




I bet her nipples are pink





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jrich is quite a guy

[furie]

"Hey baby, how about we put the Mix in Mix 102.7?"


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Assassins do it from behind.

[JPMNICK]

Petrone Tequilla, Helping black Earl get some since 1986

[East Side Dave]

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Rufies!













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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 2-25-04 @ 12:16 PM

[HAMMERHEAD]

"White people are so scared of black people"

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[Reephdweller]

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[SatCam]

"If only she knows what I'm stealing..."

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[Arienette]

earl plus one

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[jafter]

Bartender 6 more bottles of Patron and I may have a chance.

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[kc7586]

Silera: a few more drinks and alkey might actually look good

Earl: a few more drinks and i might be able to take her home with me

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Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[Katylina]

Alcoholics Anonymous... on the road to recovery.

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[Bestinshow]

Alkey and I just came back from the Bahamas. How do you like his tan?

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[center]Kiss a Doberman Today

[Yerdaddy]

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[jaydogg420]

'A couple more beers and she might be bangable'

JaYDoGG

"I feel like a lost sock in the laundry-mat of oblivion"

[DeltaPin]

"Mother, I'm going to get laid. Now I only have to find out how."

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[okterrificsk]

"Where the white women at?"


bonedry bonedry, waddle diddle

[JerseyJokes]

i forget which one of us is the ying and which is the yang?

I never claimed to be different, I always said I was bored....

[ADF]

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Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don't we?
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[Uncle Smokey]

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Can a nigga get a table dance

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[whorehay]

hey miss, sorry to bother you. could you do me a favor and
have your picture taken with me?? it'll just take a sec...
*Click*...(she smiles and walks away, never to see him
again) "i love you!!!" he screams in his mind

:(

This message was edited by whorehay on 2-28-04 @ 9:25 PM

[Evilpete]

moments before the sexual attack occured, a camera captured the victim and the alleged rapist...

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[JPMNICK]

I like to stop at the front desk and talk to the clerk while she smiles so later on she can't accuse me of rape.

Want to buy a dryer....door?

[vinkafla]

This doesn't taste like OJ

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Silera: Ohh Earl you are so tart you make my lips pucker.
<P> Earl: If only deys downs souths coulds sees me now!

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[Patches]

"Hey Earl! How much you want to bet Jeff makes a captionizer out of this picture AND PUTS THE WRONG GODDAMN YEAR AND NO ONE EVER NOTICES!"

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

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"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"



This message was edited by sleepyeyed_Jynx on 3-2-04 @ 6:18 PM

[DeltaPin]

We look like that cookie.

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[sr71blackbird]

If I had some cream in this glass, Id have a Black Russian! Where can I get some cream?

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[FUNKMAN]

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Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.


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sig by #1 Monster

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

"You're a ditsoon, a charcoal briquette, a moulignan?"

You're a Filthy Whore

[BountyHunter]

A ryhme in time
can be sublime
havin' somethin' sweet
like the taste of your feet
will make your lips pucker
move a little higher, sucker!

This message was edited by BountyHunter on 3-9-04 @ 2:23 PM

[BountyHunter]

I can't believe that Judge judy says that black Earl is 99.999% the father!

Regards,

Scott MacLean
Chesapeake Bail Bonds
301-574-0500 (office)
301-574-5170 (fax)

[Hummercash]

What Silera doesn't know is that back at Earl's apartment, his good buddy The Invisible Man is waiting to put her on the rotisserie...


.//chris

I have the self esteem of a rape victim and the social skills of an autistic child.

[Rockvillejoe]

Nurse Steffi Graff seems unreasonably at ease handling Barry Bond's first urine sample offered since the steroid broo-haha

[Melrapuo]

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Black Earl finds someone who loves his steak and potatoes.

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Thanks to Mikeyboy for the Sig
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[LactoseIntolerance]

"white badonkadonk betta than no badonkadonk"





lactose intolerance returns.... :8o: