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[monsterone]

first they take away me listening to the 11am show, fine. i'll bring in cd's of shows and listen like that. today i'm told i have to stay off rf.net.

fine, i can deal with a company telling you to stopp abusing internet priveleges. but generally when i'm posting during the day, it's cuz i have no work/ waiting for the sales staff toget their shit together and give me some work.

i always get my work done, put in no over-time, and work retarded hours (when i can be kept there 4-6 hrs beyond my 8hr shift). fine, take my last bit of joy in my day. nothing makes morale grow like pissing off your employees.

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[ChickenHawk]

Dude, Fucking AWESOME topic title!


I'm gonna go ahead and read your post now...

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[DJEvelEd]

How are they gonna know if you just lurk on the board? I went through similar shit at my job, working with assholes, but luckily I slipped on the ice in front of a witness, hurt my back and havn't worked since December. I got fun pills to take and I still get paid. I'm no longer disgruntled. It's the price I have to pay to enjoy Ferrall/Ron&Fez live.

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[monsterone]

they have someone at corporate monitoring internet activity.

i can't get a raise, but they're paying someone 50-100k to watch what we're doing. stupid.

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[grlNIN]

Buy a laptop.

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[MizzleTizzle]

first they take away me listening to the 11am show, fine. i'll bring in cd's of shows and listen like that. today i'm told i have to stay off rf.net.


My last Boss was an asshole too and exactly the same as above happened to me.

OK, I'm a teacher and it did distract the class a lot [hey, they love to try to think up stuff for the Comedy Pyramids], but screw it, what's wrong with a little talk radio while teaching double displacement reactions or derivation of the ideal gas law? Huh?

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[fluffernutter]

they have someone at corporate monitoring internet activity.


So, someone gets paid for THAT! Do they post on the board as well? Sounds like a bunch of corporate speak to me.

And if it is ever found that your boss picture is floating around the office with his head pasted on a womans body with two guys going off on him is ther an independent investigation put together to find out who did it? Or is it just left alone?

I swear the pictures were not on my computer.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'll freely admit I am an asshole boss.

I listen to the show in my office whenever I can, but usually come down on the employees in the receiving/stock room for the talk shows they have on.

I stink.

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[dingo]

Well for two more weeks you all get to enjoy my company. Then i start my new job where i will be working side by side with the owner so no more lab top and blowing off work all day cause i work alone. But the trade off is worth it cause i get more money and bennifits. So in 2 weeks you won't hear from me much any more

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[HBox]

I listen to the show in my office whenever I can, but usually come down on the employees in the receiving/stock room for the talk shows they have on.

Mojo: Where did you learn this!? Where?!
Employee[crying]: I learned it from you! I learned it from you!

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[angrymissy]

proxy server... find one

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[JustJon]

It's automated monitoring through a company's proxy server. You can try fucking around with them by using a web proxy like akamai, but they'll probably catch you.

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[TheMojoPin]

I listen to the show in my office whenever I can, but usually come down on the employees in the receiving/stock room for the talk shows they have on.

Mojo: Where did you learn this!? Where?!
Employee[crying]: I learned it from you! I learned it from you!

Well, at least this makes it a little more logical when I turn into a hideous snake-man.

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[Iamnotatool]

How dare they want you to work at work. I'm the boss here, and I dont let them even have pc's, they work off terminals while I cruise for internet porn.

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[TheMojoPin]

*High-five!*

It IS good to be the king.

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[FUNKMAN]

99% of my posting is from work. and it's just the way i like it...

but as i've learned alot in life, 'all good things come to an end'... hopefully it's later than sooner

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[SatCam]

Here's what you do. *Suposedly* get anal raped in the bathroom by 3 masked employees. Then, say that you're going to sue them for some related shit. After that, say you'll settle for letting you post on the board and listening to the show. It works, I swear.

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[FUNKMAN]

so how is this situation going?

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[monsterone]

so enough i'll be putting in my 2 weeks and listening to the 11am show and posting more than working. i've been sending out my resume atleast once a week (hiring's a lil slow right now) and networking else where. i have some freelance work coming up and here's the best thing.

it's taken 2 monthes to complete, but my portfolio is done and done. just gathering the work, setting it up to output, paying for a pro print job, and obsessing over it for so long as definitely taken a toll on me. i think that's why i've made so many sigs - just to kind of unwind.

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[KERMIT]

Your Job is to eat a dick? FAG!!!! sorry i know it was bad. but since no one else said it. I had to

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[FUNKMAN]

and obsessing over it for so long as definitely taken a toll on me


yeah, try to get your mind off of it and look towards better things, like you're doing...

good luck with getting the new gig!

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[monsterone]

shit i could be back in the metro area in may after i finish this grad class. maybe, just maybe, i might make it to a bar 9 event.







and you took the long way on that one, kermit.

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[JustJon]

i might make it to a bar 9 event.
you'd be the only one there.

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[Arienette]

they used to do the same exact thing at my old job. they monitored internet usage and then, every week or so, they'd block more and more sites that i would go to. oddly enough, they didn't block espn.com, which i happen to know the v.p. used to visit all the time during work hours. what a freaky coincidence.

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[Katylina]

OK, I'm a teacher and it did distract the class a lot [hey, they love to try to think up stuff for the Comedy Pyramids], but screw it, what's wrong with a little talk radio while teaching double displacement reactions or derivation of the ideal gas law? Huh?


And I felt guilty parking in the school parking lot with a WOW sticker on my car!

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Eat a dick


That would be bad, wouldn't it?

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