Nothing Says Happy Birthday

[grlNIN]

Like waking up to find out your brother is in jail for assualting a cop!

Boy Oh Boy good times!!!

I'm going out later, before i leave im going to promise my Dad that i won't be arrested.

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[IrishAlkey]

You should get arrested.

It'll be like sympathy pains.

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[grlNIN]

"Hi Dad............................................... ...............I'm in jail!"

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[IrishAlkey]

At least you still have your hymen intact...

Oh?

Oh...

...

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[GonzoStyle]

Happy Birthday!!!!

....i'm in jail...



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-21-04 @ 5:20 PM

[grlNIN]

He's going to end up like Beecher, i know it.


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[GonzoStyle]

come bail me out, I got a birthday card for you.



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[grlNIN]

I wonder if he's met any nice jiggers...

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[IrishAlkey]

Niiiiiiiiineteeeeeeeeen candles...

doo doo doo da da...

On a piece of breeeaaad...

You're only nineteeeeeeeen... but your're a lockdown queeeen...

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[GonzoStyle]

With any luck maybe he'll run into Charlie Murphy.

[GonzoStyle]

Niiiiiiiiineteeeeeeeeen candles...

doo doo doo da da...

On a piece of breeeaaad...

You're only nineteeeeeeeen... but your're a lockdown queeeen...

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Everyone in cell block B knows it's your birthday by now, hopefully no one is making parole today.

[IrishAlkey]

Check that slice of cake for razor blades!

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[grlNIN]

I just realized that he has to shower with a bunch of men.


Oh how i love Karma!

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[IrishAlkey]

If that's true I'm going outside and punching the first cop I see!

I come equipped with my own slippery soap.

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[grlNIN]

Like they have Cops where you live.

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[FUNKMAN]

sorry to hear about it NiN! i won't make any jokes like the animal above me!

:)

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[FUNKMAN]

make that "2 above" my previous post

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[grlNIN]

Way to kick me when i'm down.

Show a little compassion, whydontcha?

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[MizzleTizzle]

So, who's birthday was it; your brothers, or the cops?

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm guessing the cellmate felt it was his birthday when her brother walked in.

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[grlNIN]

I'm guessing the cellmate felt it was his birthday when her brother walked in.



Best.

Present.

EVER!

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[fluffernutter]

Holy Crap!

Happy Birthday!

Try and make the best of things!

If I would have known I would have taken you to dinner.

Happy Birthday again!

Do yourself a favor and get the NEW Walls of Jericho, that will ease all pain! Man does it fucking smoke too!

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[grlNIN]

Danke.

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[Katylina]

Happy Birthday sweetie. It could have been worse-- he could have slipped in a puddle of AIDS.

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[GonzoStyle]

At the very least they won't have to come up with a name for him now, they can just call him maria.

Be proud that your name will and his asshole will be making the rounds tonight.

[grlNIN]

Push it in slowly and it's almost like praying.

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[sr71blackbird]

I got you something for your birthday!!!

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[GonzoStyle]

one of the jiggers can hang that soap on a rope off their cock and atleast be courteous enough to leave it clean for the next man.

[Duke]

happy birthday!

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[Gmann]

He's going to end up like Beecher, i know it.



When he gets home he'll show you the swatztika on his ass and tell you about his new pal Verne

[GonzoStyle]

Either that or he'll come home a fag.