TV's worst of all times

[A.J.]

The article (with explanations) (http://www.canoe.ca/Television/feb20_worst-sun.html)

1. The Jerry Springer Show (1991-present)
2. Baby Bob (2001-02)
3. Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire (2000):
4. Seeing Things (1981-87)
5 Cop Rock: (1990-90)
6. Manimal (1983-83):
7. Celebrity Boxing (2002)
8. After M*A*S*H (1983-84)
9. Baywatch (1989-2001)
10. Hogan's Heroes (1965-71)
11. Small Wonder (1985-89)
12. Trista and Ryan's Wedding (2003)
13. World Idol/Canadian Idol (2003)
14. The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-85)
15. Joanie Loves Chachi (1983-83)
16. The Powers of Matthew Star (1982-83)
17. Woops! (1992-92)
18. The Ropers (1979-80)
19. The Anna Nicole Show (2001-present)
20. Fastlane (2001-01)
21. The XFL (2001-01)
22. Holmes and Yoyo (1976-76)
23. Mr. Smith (1983-83)
24. Dallas (1978-91)
25. ANYTHING WITH GERALDO RIVERA

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[Katylina]

I used to love the Small Wonder show.

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[East Side Dave]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Hogan's Heroes? That's unjust! What's not to love in a concentration camp/prisoner of war-sitcom? Oh, the laughs I tell's ya! The Nazi's and laughs!

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[DeltaPin]

They know nothing.

Hogan's Heros was the best.

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[mikeyboy]

22. Holmes and Yoyo (1976-76)


Who doesn't love a robot cop? I mean, come on. A robot cop!!!!!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

Replace Hogan's Heroes with Turd Rock From the Sun and I'm on board with this thing.

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Anybody remember "My Mother-The Car" ?????


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[curtoid]

What...no NEWS RADIO?!

(haha)

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I love bad television, and could have come up with a real bad TV list. This one went for the easy targets - the ones that weren't politically correct.

1. The Jerry Springer Show (1991-present)

What a fun show in it's day! Who didn't think this was a guilty pleasure when it hit?

5 Cop Rock: (1990-90)

The songs were good, the concept was ballsy; actually paved the way for NYPD BLUE

9. Baywatch (1989-2001)

Christ! I was never a fan, but it's impact was brilliant on pop culture. The one episode I saw involved a midget and it was hysterical; I never got the impression it took itself seriously.

10. Hogan's Heroes (1965-71)

Brilliant, fucking show - forget about it!

11. Small Wonder (1985-89)

One of the oddest, most uncomfortable television shows of all time - verging on on kid touching television. Who can not love that?! Seriously troubling show that made you wonder what they hell they were thinking.

14. The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-85)

They were just good ol' boys...just messin' around! Daisy, Uncle Jesse, Roscoe P. Coletraine, Boss Hog! Bo, Luke, Corey, Vance!

18. The Ropers (1979-80)

Mistake taking them off, but it could have taken off if they had given it a chance, I think.

21. The XFL (2001-01)

Again, they didn't give it a chance - horrible pregame show! (heh-heh)

24. Dallas (1978-91)

Real bias on this list to the rural, southern shows! Man, that show gave the world a million great television moments.

Where's JESSE, BOSTON COMMON, DADIO?

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[yarpwizard]

George Wendt Show.... really terrible....just a piece of crap.



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[jocefus]

11. Small Wonder (1985-89)
14. The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-85) these shows ruled

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[StupidGirlllll]

I loved Baby Bob, i thought it was so original & was getting really good when they canned it...I never do such things like this, but i did actually write CBS a letter as to why they took my show away.

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[whorehay]

number 11 is a fine show.

http://smallwonder.hispeed.com/Episodes/Episode_frame.html

They should bring this show back with Vicki in college, "all grown up", and ready to party.

NOW i'm watching!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Where the hell is Pink Lady and Jeff?

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There's no WAY the ranked higher than 25! It was all Engrish (http://engrish.com/) and bad jokes.

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[KC2OSO]

Gilligan's Island didn't make the list? Biggest piece of f‘ces ever seen. This seems like a pretty 'recent' list tho.

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[curtoid]

Where the hell is Pink Lady and Jeff?

In HELL where it belongs!

I can't believe they put that one on DVD, and NOT on this list! What's next...Supertrain, Hello Larry, Veronica's Closer, The Golden Palace, Mayberry RFD, Suddenly Susan? I could do a 25 worst list and none of them would have been on this one.

Well...except AfterMash.

All of those one shots and specials, like "Marry A MultipMillionaere," "World Idol" and "Trista & Douchebag" are easy shots and shouldn't be included, because an entire list could be done with those kind of shows!





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[Yerdaddy]

Where the hell is Pink Lady and Jeff?

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There's no WAY the ranked higher than 25! It was all Engrish (http://engrish.com/) and bad jokes.
Aren't those the Assfuck Twins?

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[grlNIN]

15. Joanie Loves Chachi (1983-83)




Fuck this list , their love was beautiful.

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She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She's a small wonder, a girl unlike unlike other girls.
She's a miracle, and I grant you
She'll enchant you at her sight.
She's a small wonder, and she'll make your heart take flight.

She's fantastic, made of plastic.
Microchips here and there.
She's a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.





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[Arienette]

i think i've only seen four of these shows ever.

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[Furtherman]

Dukes Of Hazzard? This guy is out of his mind.

Sick him Flash!

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[JohnnyCash]

I think Sex & City should be on that list.

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[TheMojoPin]

I loved Baby Bob, i thought it was so original

I'd to see her head explode when she discovers all those "Look Who's Talking" flicks...

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