Cereal Bowl 1; Mizzle 0

[MizzleTizzle]

You'd think breakfast cereal was safe, or the ceramic cereal bowls. I did an involuntary experiment at 4am to see what happens when one of these babies falls out of your hand, you grab at it as it falls, and you end up smashing bowl in hand into counter. No pity party; I feel like a dick.

Snoogans walked away from a Monitor, but that cereal bowl Kicked my AZZ!!

Security Guard wasn;t pleased with my sense of urgency; I guess bleeding everywhere doesnt get you into the ER as a priority, and I let that be known. Fuck him; it's eight stitches, deep enough they hadda put two inside. My kitchen looked like a murder scene.

And the worst? No pain Meds. Damn. Go ahead and flame, of course i'm looking for sympathy!! And typing blows. And that's my batch hand.

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I'm sure Snoogans can give ya some meds for the pain.

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[GwEnYpOo]

oh god thats gross
i learned a while ago its not good to do dangerous things with your hands at 4 in the morning

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[Melrapuo]

Ouch. Serves you right for experimenting. You should be A-SHAMED.

Although I bet that scar would get a lotta ladies.

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[Furtherman]

I did an involuntary experiment at 4am


I hate those. Nothing good comes out of them.

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[Hosp]

I at least cut my finger open on a meat slicer. A cereal bowl will get you no sympathy from me.

If you had hit a main vein you would have been a priority.

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[Jennitalia]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! what fun is hurting yourself if you can't get any meds?

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[TheGameHHH]

just out of curiousity, what kind of cereal was in the bowl at the time?

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[MizzleTizzle]

I'm sure Snoogans can give you something for the pain.

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Scene: Viet Nam 1968; inside a tent, where the recently wounded Newbie Pvt. Mizzle is nursing a finger wound. There is smoke everywhere; and Charlie Sheen and Willen DaFoe are over there, a Cpl. Snoogans walks around, a pipe in one hand, a shotgun in the other:

Cpl Snoogans: Here man, smoke this...

[Pvt. Mizzle takes several hits off of a pipe, then a shotgun]

[Music Cue: 'Go Ask Alice'; Jefferson Airplane]

[Pvt. Mizzle looks around; everything is weird, but in a good way, the music sounds really deep, the xmas lights of the tent seem star-like, the pain in the finger now a distant throb]

Cpl. Snoogans: 'How's that Wound?'

Pvt. Mizzle: [rubbing finger] 'the pain... is gone.'

Cpl. Snoogans: [evil laugh] Well, the Worm has Finally Turned...

[Music Swell]

[fade to black as Pvt. Mizzle grabs at pipe]

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This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 2-19-04 @ 1:43 PM

[DJEvelEd]

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In Vietnam, the prostitutes would put razors and glass into their diseased Vaginas. It looks like you fingered one.

Better get checked for syphilis before your nose falls off.

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How long did it take you to type this?

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[MizzleTizzle]

thje lidocainje wore offd

this fuvckinbf siu7cksa

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OOCHIE OUCH!

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[Arienette]

you should really warn people before you just put up a picuture like that. i'm squeamish to begin with and i'm eating dinner. disclaimer, please!

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[MizzleTizzle]

Point taken Ari, and I wondered about that when i posted; if the Mods wanna take the pic down or put [GRAPHIC] in the title; or just delete it, it's fine.

Amazingly, I trust the Mod's judgement!

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[walking joint]

either your finger swelled from the cut or your fingers are huge.

must be quite the ladys man.

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Yikes!


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[reeshy]

Being in the medical field, that picture is starting to turn me on !!!!!! Hope you feel better soon, Mike and keep the finger clean!!!!

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You and blakjeezis can be stitch buddies.

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[sr71blackbird]

Let me guess which finger that is; left pinkey?

Lets all guess.....

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[MizzleTizzle]

Let me guess which finger that is; left pinkey?


Nope. That leaves nine, for the non-polydactyl. Who's gonna get it?

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[sr71blackbird]

Middle left?

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[SatCam]

That's obviously the left pointer!

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[Katylina]

i learned a while ago its not good to do dangerous things with your hands at 4 in the morning


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I was taking a bite of a chicken roll when I clicked on this thread. The finger really grossed me out.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Middle left?


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son of a bitch!!!!!

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