Green Hornet: The Movie

[JustJon]

Kevin Smith was announced today to be writing and directing a Green Hornet movie (http://www.newsaskew.com). Personally, I think this could be very cool.

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[Furtherman]

Unless they cast Jakie Chan as Kato.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

What the hell happened to this guy?

And what about that Fletch Movie? By the time he makes it, Jason Lee will be older than Chevy Chase was when he made Fletch.

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[JustJon]

Kevin has Jersey Girl coming out next month. He had 3 films coming (Fletch Won, Ranger Danger, and Clerks Animated), but no one knows what his schedule is now, with the GH announcement.

And I think Jet Li would be the ultimate Kato.

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[JohnnyCash]

I thinks its a great idea for a movie but I think Kevin Smith will just fuck it up. I love Kevin Smiths movies but I dont think this is one he should do.

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[Tall_James]

And I think Jet Li would be the ultimate Kato.

Agreed.


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[Doctor Manhattan]

Was he supposed to be Seref in The Matrix sequels? That guy seemed to be doing a Jet Li impression....

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[furie]

And I think Jet Li would be the ultimate Kato.


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what makes you say that?


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[Se7en]

Smith can't do action. He just can't. We'll get a Hornet movie that's 2 hours of "witty" exposition.

Fuck, he'll probably try and cast Jason Lee as the Green Hornet too.

Jet Li as Kato is the only sane choice, though.

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[TheMojoPin]

The only sane choice is not making a fucking Green Hornet movie in the first place.

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[MHasegawa]

The only sane choice is not making a fucking Green Hornet movie in the first place.

Amen to that, the show used to be on FX when the channel was created...boring shit.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I posted on newsaskew.com and it was deleted.

If Ben Affleck is cast as Green Hornet I'm gonna kick Kevin Smith's Fat ASS. And Jason Mewes' high ass too!

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[TheCosmicCircus]

i think tony garea is playing kato

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[Se7en]

I posted on newsaskew.com and it was deleted.

If Ben Affleck is cast as Green Hornet I'm gonna kick Kevin Smith's Fat ASS. And Jason Mewes' high ass too!


Oh Christ, watch him make it happen.

You know, I'm really becoming quite a Kevin Smith NON-fan.

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[JustJon]

I think Jersey Girl will be a make or break for me being a Kev fan. I'm looking forward to it, but we'll see.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I hear you guys. I am/was a HUGE Kevin Smith fan. I have signed posters, DVDs, Hats, Jay and Silent Bob Action figures. I even went to Vulgarthon, his film festival in Red Bank, NJ.

Jersey girl make be the last thing I see from Him.

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[TheMojoPin]

I even went to Vulgarthon, his film festival in Red Bank, NJ.

First or second?

I made the first one.

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[MattyBronx]

I remember in a crossover episode of Batman, the Green Hornet & Kato fight the dynamic duo. Since it was their show, Batman & Robin won the fight. Now I'm the biggest Batman fan you'll find, but there's no way in hell Bruce Lee gets his ass kicked by Burt Ward.

I guess I don't care who plays Kato in the new movie, as long as they figure out a way for him to get Robin in there so Kato can kick his ass. Then they'll be even.



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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

green hornet= poor man's batman

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[Johnny4]

I bet you Kato is a chic in this one.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

First or second?

I made the first one.


You went to the Non-bearded Kevin one!I went to the second one (2000) I missed the 3rd and I hear a 4th one may be in LA sometime.

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Bad idea for a poster since Gigli. In fact, I would just have Liv and the little girl on the poster...



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[JustJon]

I remember in a crossover episode of Batman, the Green Hornet & Kato fight the dynamic duo. Since it was their show, Batman & Robin won the fight. Now I'm the biggest Batman fan you'll find, but there's no way in hell Bruce Lee gets his ass kicked by Burt Ward.
You remember wrong. The way it went down was B&R were supposed to win the fight, but Bruce Lee went to the producers and said there's no way he could possibly lose to Robin, so the episode is changed to them fighting and the bad guys run in taking both down, so no one wins the fight.

And the Jersey Girl poster I saw had just Ben and the girl on it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Man, I didn't even know there was a third Vularthon.

I'm getting soft.

Hee.

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[mikeyboy]

Bad idea for a poster since Gigli. In fact, I would just have Liv and the little girl on the poster...


I'm pretty sure this was pre-Gigli. There's no way they are using a poster like this now.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Man, I didn't even know there was a third Vularthon.


Third one lasted 2 days in two theaters to meet demand.

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Here's another version with a better looking picture of Liv. They should have her in the final poster, she's the main reason I want to see this movie. Liv is HOT, baby! I'd hit that She-Elf!

Both posters are from "ShoWest 2003" but I would have thought it was a bad idea BEFORE Gigli, they were in the middle of the Benifer wave and there was no way people would still like them (Ben and Jen) for that long.

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[Sheeplovr]

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Your all crazy crazy as homeless people

for months since the comic book moves have been coming out everyones asks wheres kevins comicbook movie after the problems that came wiht the superman script

He knows how to think action
jay and sielnt bob strike back has action
but guess what we dont need super mega kungfu flips in a green hornet movie but there probly be there for some reason
kato will slap people around
its gnana be serious
its going ot star someone not in the askew family

your all jsut crazy
he can write comics but he cant make a hero movie thats nuts
its what he knows

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[JustJon]

I've read Kev's Superman script, as well as his superhero comics. They all stress talking over action. And the Jon Peters polar bears and thanigarian giant spider don't count towards action scenes.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I remember that story about Braniac having a Giant Mechanical Spider. And then after Superman fighting with polar bears because the villian wasn't around, I can't remember if the villian died or if it was just because he was at the fortress of solitude, alone (being a fortress of SOLITUDE and all!)

The Giant Mecha-Spider ended up in Wild Wild West and was as pointless as it would have been in a Superman movie.

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[mikeyboy]

I've read Kev's Superman script, as well as his superhero comics. They all stress talking over action. And the Jon Peters polar bears and thanigarian giant spider don't count towards action scenes.


I'm not much of a comic book guy, but I did read the draft of the script that was floating around the internet a while back. I do remember being pretty underwhelmed by it.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

jay and sielnt bob strike back has action


You mean that lightsaber fight? or Jay and Bob on a Bicycle fyling past a poster of the new Ben Affleck Movie: "Moon Raper"?

Kevin Smith doesn't like to do action so much, he doesn't even like to movie the camera. He likes static shots, and says so in the DVD comentaries.

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[JustJon]

Kev posted on his site he almost turned GH down because he'd never done a big action movie before.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I've learned you should almost always trust your first instinct. Kevin will learn this someday.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

so Green Hornet...what's his deal?

Were his parents killed or did he come from some from distant planet.

and

Who owns the green hornet? Marvel or DC?

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[JustJon]

Green Hornet is the grandson of the Lone Ranger.

And neither own it. It's owned by the grandson of the original creator. It was created as a radio drama, the comic books and tv show came later.

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Green Hornet is the grandson of the Lone Ranger.



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[Furtherman]

Rogen to Write and Star in Green Hornet (http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=22252)

Seth Rogen (Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin) is finalizing a deal to write, and likely star in, Columbia's big screen adaptation of The Green Hornet.

Rogen will executive produce, along with co-writer and frequent collaborator Evan Goldberg.

Rogen would play Brit Reid, millionaire publisher-turned-masked crime fighter. "The Green Hornet" started as a radio serial before being turned into a comic book, film and TV series by the 1960s. The TV show was notable for the presence of the late Bruce Lee as sidekick Kato, a kung fu expert with a killer car.

[cougarjake13]

well i was gonna say what the hell is up with the resurrecting of old threads but this one at least makes sense

[LiddyRules]

I'm more interested/excited by the Rogan Hornet news than I ever was by a Smith Hornet news.

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[Gutter]

just saw this, and i'll tell ya what.......doesn't look half bad. but of course ppl will shit all over it and say its a terrible movie cause there isn't enough character development even though the movie doesn't take itself seriously. i hope that doesn't happen, but it probably will and whatever....it looks like it might be pretty good and i'd like to see it.

[Contra]

After seeing the trailer, I don't know. Looks cool, but it also looks like one of those "all the good parts were in the trailer" type.