I want to be friends with Nick and Jessica

[DreamWeaver]

I watch the Newlyweds religiously and I think I am becoming obsessed with Nick and Jessica. I had a dream about them the other night. We were all hanging out at their place just chillin and drinkin beers. It was soo fun! Nick is cool as hell and Jessica is cute and adorable and I don't care if she's as dumb as a wall. They're my friends damn it!

Seriously.



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[Jennitalia]

I worry about you, Gina.
Then again, that's how I feel about the Real World/Road Rules Challange.

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[AngelAmy]

i cant stand jessica

but i agree with jennitalia...in a year or so i am actually going to send in an audition tape to try to get onto the real world

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[Iamnotatool]

Amy, don't bother.

They want attractive people.

Maybe you can be the token gay guy?



Hehe....just kidding.

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[TheGameHHH]

the worst part about this thread is the fact that this isn't the first time I've heard somebody say that they wanna be tight with Nick and Jessica, my girlfriend is the same way about them, it's kinda frightening.

and BTW, Jenn, The Inferno sucks this year. CT is the only cool thing going on in that show.

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[Arienette]

they're my best friends... <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/33085/page/i_love_that__newlyweds___jessica_and_nick__show.ht m">i love them.</a>

and dreamgina, i had a dream like that the other night about one of my professors. i went into class the next day, expecting him to come over to my seat and give me a hug hello and tell me about his day. i was sorely, sorely disappointed when he just taught and didn't even look my way. i thought we were buds.


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[walking joint]

not sure why, but this is the funniest thread i've read in a long time. i'll go now.

[keithy_19]

I would like to have sex with nick. I mean jessica. ...Yea, jessica...shes hot.

[Hosp]

So I guess there isn't much going on down the shore during the winter...

And don't you have enough ignorant, vapid people in your life?

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[Tall_James]

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Furtherman]

...and their controversial plan to have a family?

That is the worst, idiotic byline EVER.

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[Hoojibs]

Tall James that picture just me bust out laughing at my desk.

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[Katylina]

I watched this show non-stop when I was in the hospital the first time. That, and that "I want to be a cheerleader" show on MTV. Nick and Jessica grew on me. I like the show a lot.

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[Furtherman]

Uh...... apparently I forgot to read.

Nice one Tall James.

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[Fallon]

Newlyweds returns next Wednesday @ 10!

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[JustJon]

DW's already sending out the invites.

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[Fallon]

Tonight bitches!

Also, at 10:30 The Ashlee Simpson Show starts. One full hour of the Simpson Sisters.

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[Noellevious]

Like, sex "friends"? 'Cause that's not weird.

Jessica may or may not know what she's doing, but Nick looks like he can tear it up.

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[Freebird]

One full hour of the Simpson Sisters.

The only time I want to hear this is when anyone is referring to Lisa and Maggie.

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Fallon]

Ashlee is too god dammed annoying. I don't think I'll be watching again.

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[TheGameHHH]

Tonight I realized in some small way in envy Jessica Simpson. My one goal in life was to obtain the American Express Black Card. Knowing that she has one, and as she claims is the last to EVER recieve one, makes me so jealous.

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[DreamWeaver]

I watched both shows last night. The Ashlee show was kind of annoying but I'm giving it one more chance. And she does look like Britney Spears.

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[East Side Dave]

Nick Simpson is such an awesome singer for a forty-year-old!! And as a Yankees fan, I like how his face looks like Babe Ruth's!!!

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[FMJeff]

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

wow is this a legit mag cover? sounds a little cruel for "US"

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It made my heart sing.

[JPMNICK]

i am pretty sure it is a photo shopped picture.

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[Fallon]

Series Finale is tonight. :(

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[Iamnotatool]

In the finale, Jessica finally tells Nick she's been secretly taking Johnny Knoxville's rod in her dumphole, while Willie Nelson rolls up tuna fish blunts and Boss Hogg drops his fat, sweaty balls in Jessica's mouth.
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<br>Nick finally comes out of the closet and admits that he too was taking Johnny Knoxville's weatherstick in his "jackass" then sucking off the mud particles.

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[TheGameHHH]

I would be watching if it wasn't for a new South Park and CSI: NY. I'll just catch it on one of MTV's 30,000 replays.

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[JPMNICK]

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<P>3 years and&nbsp;he leaves her&nbsp;</P>
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[JustJon]

3 years? You give him too much credit. Whenever I pass a newsstand I already see the tabloids tlaking about their breakup.

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