Immaturity

[stickyfingers]

This weekend I, age 24, began to realize that in many ways I still act like a little kid...here are the 5 most recent recent events that make me feel this way:

1) I can't go into Victoria's Secret with my girlfriend without making at least 7 jokes, one of which is almost gauranteed to contain the phrase "Big girl panties"

2) Dutch ovens are still an option

3) I play in way too many fantasy leagues

4) The idea of interactive John Madden Football excites me

5) I heard the following on a movie today and thought it was the work of a genius:

When God made man, he made him out of string.
He had a little extra so he made a little thing.
When God made woman, he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough so he left a little space.
Thank you God.


Discuss and tell me I am not alone.




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[Heavy]

Deep, man

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[Heavy]

Well I dont make panty jokes anymore, but the Fantasy leagues doesnt make you immature, it means you like sports a lot like millions of other mature adults. The Madden thing is the same way. I dont think enjoying video games makes you immature either. In 20 years from now 50 year olds will be enjoying these games.

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[FUNKMAN]

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[Johnathan H Christ]

ive got the lace you've got the vynal,
lets make slutty panties.

sung to the tune of:
i've got the brains, you've got the looks
lets make lots of money...


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[ChickenHawk]

I don't get the "Dutch oven" thing... at all.


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[ChickenHawk]

Yeah, I know what a dutch oven IS... I just have no idea how it applies to maturity.


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[mikeyboy]

I think he's talking about a different kind of dutch oven.

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[FUNKMAN]

i cannot give you the answer you seek but i can tell you that when you begin to trim both the hair in your nose and the hair in your ears, then you are very close!

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[ChickenHawk]

Shit, I trimmed my nose hair today.

...Still trying to figure out what the alternate definition of "dutch oven" is.


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[mikeyboy]

alternate definition: lie in bed with a woman. Fart and pull the covers over her head so she gets the full brunt of your noxious fumes.

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[FUNKMAN]

just found this tasty Dutch Oven recipe:



SQUIRREL IN DUTCH OVEN


Clean, dress, and cut up squirrels. Coat in mixture of flour, ginger, salt, and pepper. Brown of all sides in oil. Put browned squirrel in large, heavy DUTCH oven. Add 3/4 cup hot water; cover; and put in 325 degrees oven for 2 hours or until tender.




ENJOY!

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[FUNKMAN]

You
know, when you hold your loved one's head under the sheets and let loose
with a chile (or other spicy) by-product (aka: flatulence)


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[Arienette]

just found this tasty Dutch Oven recipe:



SQUIRREL IN DUTCH OVEN


Clean, dress, and cut up squirrels. Coat in mixture of flour, ginger, salt, and pepper. Brown of all sides in oil. Put browned squirrel in large, heavy DUTCH oven. Add 3/4 cup hot water; cover; and put in 325 degrees oven for 2 hours or until tender.




ENJOY!
eew, i'm not eating squirrel. i think i might actually opt for the alternate type, if i had to make the choice...

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[A.J.]

just found this tasty Dutch Oven recipe:



SQUIRREL IN DUTCH OVEN


Clean, dress, and cut up squirrels. Coat in mixture of flour, ginger, salt, and pepper. Brown of all sides in oil. Put browned squirrel in large, heavy DUTCH oven. Add 3/4 cup hot water; cover; and put in 325 degrees oven for 2 hours or until tender.




ENJOY!

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[Orallo]

Hey StickyFingers,

If it makes you feel any better I'm 32 and completely identify with the way you feel.

I too sometimes think about it, but then I turn on the PS2 and my thoughts delightfully drift away from self-deprecation to killing things...

PS2 my anti-thought.

/booze helps too

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[Arienette]

adf is 31, and he still offers to pay people in doll hairs

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[KC2OSO]

Orallo/Sticky - have to agree. At 39, occasional PS2 and alcohol are my retreat and I revel in a good, pungent, eye-stinging fart also. I do enough adult shit all day. Fuck it. There's plenty of time to be mature later and if you never get there, so what?

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[SatCam]

Alkey makes me giggle. Am I immature?

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[reeshy]

Alkey makes me giggle. Am I immature?


No..just homo!!!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Alkey makes me giggle. Am I immature?

No. Just ticklish.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

SQUIRREL IN DUTCH OVEN


Clean, dress, and cut up squirrels. Coat in mixture of flour, ginger, salt, and pepper. Brown of all sides in oil. Put browned squirrel in large, heavy DUTCH oven. Add 3/4 cup hot water; cover; and put in 325 degrees oven for 2 hours or until tender.





So why does the mental image of a squrrel in a dress make me laugh?

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This message was edited by Bill From Yorktown on 2-16-04 @ 8:48 PM

[FUNKMAN]

You
know, when you hold your loved one's head under the sheets and let loose
with a chile (or other spicy) by-product (aka: flatulence)



i wonder what they call it when you force your own head under the blanket?

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[ADF]

Masochism? Joining the KKK? The crappiest Halloween costume ever?

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[Arienette]

The crappiest Halloween costume ever?
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[MattyBronx]

None of this stuff makes you immature. It just proves that you're a real man.

Real women understand that real men are somewhat immature. The fact that you have some self-awareness means you probably have some self-control when it counts, so you're not doomed to die alone with your PS2, cable descrambler and an slightly-too-extensive porn collection.

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[KC2OSO]

KKK? They just have to live in their own stench under those hoods which is fitting.

Meantime, there's another recipie for squirrel:

BUTTERMILK SQUIRREL PIE

2 squirrels, cut up
1 can vegetables, (mixed)
1 can cream of mushroom soup

Boil squirrels and remove meat from bones. Mix all together in casserole dish.

Topping:

1 cup buttermilk

1 stick margarine (melted)

1 cup self rising flour
Mix and pour over top of squirrels in casserole dish. Bake at 375 degrees for 30-45 minutes.

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[stickyfingers]

Aside from the disturbing Squirrel thanks for letting me know that I am not alone...I'll have to admit, MattyBronx you really got my chin up

And, I figure if I got a girl that's willing to go shopping for 'Victorias Secret thingies' I must be doing something right....As for the video games and flatulence...well, what can I say....she's into it




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[MattyBronx]

Glad I can help. But just remember, if you stop getting laid you've got to clean it up a bit - you know, read books & watch Nova - until the action picks up. Then you can fart on her again.

MattyBronx, serving the public since 1970.

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[Katylina]

Well, I've hear that I have got the sense of humor of a ten year old boy... and I LOVE every part of it. What's wrong with the Peter Pan complex? I've got my Bachelors and my Masters degree (and a 4.0 at that) and a really great job. This ten year old sense of humor has not impeeded my progress. Let the poop jokes live on baby!!

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[Furtherman]

I was waiting for that picture to come up.


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