Canada Condemns 'Racist' Conan O'Brien TV Show

[curtoid]

Blame Canada (For Not Having A Sense of Humor!) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=2&u=/nm/leisure_canada_conan_dc)

His shows this week have been hysterical - Canadians just don't know funny.



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[TheMojoPin]

O'Brien's team were also shown replacing street signs in the province with those that read "Quebecqueer Street" and "Rue des Pussies."

Which lead to impossible levels of hilarity.

SUCK ON IT, CANADA.

Why do people get so uppity over a rubber dog puppet?

And this whole article is ironic, since seemingly this whole week of shows have highlighted how many funny people have come from Canada.

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[fluffernutter]

This doesn't really surprise me because Quebec (the French part) is really tight and virtually has no sense of humour. Honestly, I liked Quebec quite abit and after seeing all the smut on Saint Catherine Street in Montreal you would think they wouldn't be so uptight. Do the French and Quebecians really think they are a different race up there or is this twat just really blowing things out of proportion. I saw the bit and laughed my ass off. It's comedy. Calm down already.

Quebec should just go ahead and become its own country cause they already act like it anyway. You're making the rest of the country look bad.

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[Yerdaddy]

At one point in the show, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog -- a hand puppet that is a regular on the show -- said to a Quebecer: "You're French, you're obnoxious and you no speekay English." It told another: "I can smell your crotch from here."


O'Brien's team were also shown replacing street signs in the province with those that read "Quebecqueer Street" and "Rue des Pussies."

Triumph RULES!

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Triumph: "Are you guys separatists?"
Quebecers: "Yes."
Triumph: "You hear that? ... That's the sound of nobody giving a shit."

Triumph [ with two Quebec men ]: "Hey look, it's a Canadian mounty and his Canadian mounter."

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[furie]

anyone have a vid of the skit?


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[CaptClown]

Wait a fucking minute. When did being Canadian become a race onto itself?

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[furie]

i think they mean racist towards the french


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[Se7en]

Is this coming from those stupid French separatists out in Quebec?

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i think they mean racist towards the french
ok, then... when did the french become a race?

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[Yerdaddy]

<a href="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/triumph.shtml" target="_blank">I don't have the clip from Quebec, but the one where he does the news is fucking beautiful, and it's all ad-libbed.</a>

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[CaptClown]

i think they mean racist towards the french
ok, then... when did the french become a race?
Exactly

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[Gaia]

<a href="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/triumph.shtml" target="_blank">I don't have the clip from Quebec, but the one where he does the news is fucking beautiful, and it's all ad-libbed.</a>

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HAHA!! I love Triumph....are those real news casters, or fake?

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[Yerdaddy]

HAHA!! I love Triumph....are those real news casters, or fake?

They were real. He had gone to Hawaii to rip on the people trying to get on American Idol at some sports stadium there. He got enough interviews there to put together two segments, (that were hysterical), but in the process he got kicked out the place by the show's security twice. After the second time he drove to the local NBC affiliate and they put together a news segment where he was testifying about his freedoms being denied, with his somber tale of persecution and being roughed up, then a commentary on the First Ammendment. It was all over the top and had me rolling on the floor of my office. Then, suddenly, he weaseled into that weather segment and it was the funniest thing I'd seen in years. The whole think took up about 15 minutes on the Conan show, and it seriously should have won him an Emmy.

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[furie]

ok, then... when did the french become a race?


right about 475 ad


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[Arienette]

ok, then... when did the french become a race?


right about 475 ad
am i missing something? i could have sworn that it would be a nationality, and not a race...

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[A.J.]

ok, then... when did the french become a race?


right about 475 ad
am i missing something? i could have sworn that it would be a nationality, and not a race...

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Well, they were descendants of the Franks.

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Conan O'Brien "apologizes" to Canadians (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/18/leisure.obrien.reut/index.html)

That's cool. I'm glad he didn't really say he was sorry, Triumph didn't say anything that wasn't true, and besides, he's just a stupid rubber puppet/plush dog thing with a cigar.

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[gypsy]

The Franks were germanic tribves, so the French are krauts

[Yerdaddy]

Billy Staples didn't go to Hollywood to become an actor, he went there to write apologies, and he's going to be a big big star.

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[monsterone]

shit with triumph's catch phrase of, "for me to poop on," has been already been pre-written by billy.



i know now that joking with fecal matter...



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