Celebrity Spelling Bee

[WindowSill]

Theyre not exactly legit celebs, but it might be entertaining to watch them screw up...or at least try to spell the words yourself...anyone going to watch it?

"The reason I like Cleavland so much is that your idea of being politically correct is apologizing to a girl after you rape her" -Lil Jimmy Norton

[JustJon]

Don't go dissin' Alice Cooper!

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[MizzleTizzle]

Hey I'm totally biased because they used my words, but I thought the Spelling Bees where the loser had the get their head shaved rocked. Because of my list of words, and the order Fez picked them, Billy lost. But just if ya missed it, no one was getting words right.

The cool thing was I collected a list from some websites, but way before that, of the most common misspelled words. So it wasn;t shit words you never heard of, like Euonym. It was words we [at least I] think I can spell, but cant.

Words I can never remember, and since I'm not cheating and looking, some of these may be wrong:

License [driving thing]

Conscience [not conscious, but you know...]

Pennace [like for a sin]

Receive [looks wrong to me]

And their vs there I have to stop to think about.

And I have to pause whenever I have to write the word 'too' and actually go, ok 'too' is an analouge of 'also', so does 'also' fit in here? If yes, I know it's too, not to.

And I actually went to the english teachers to get the official difference between the possesive pronoun vs the contraction vis a vis they're/their.

Wow I hope thats right. I stink at spelling. Anyone have words that just cant fucking remember?

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just below the surface of what we might call our ordinary lives lie riches

[ADF]

Not quite the same thing, but when I type something along the lines of "that's about it," it comes out as "that's abou tit."

You got all of the words right except for "penance." Good Job, Mizzle... here's two gold stars and a rainbow sticker!

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[MizzleTizzle]

So I'm on this flight, and I'm sitting next to a priest, and he's doing this crossword puzzle, and as I read my book, he asks:

"Do you know another word for 'Woman?' It's four letter long and the last three are U-N-T.'"

and I'm shitting myself thinking of the only word I can think of when suddenly I get a flash:

"AUNT!" I practically yell out.

And he starts furiously erasing and mutters: "Shit, forgot about that one..."

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 2-15-04 @ 9:14 PM