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RF Godfather
02-12-2004, 03:07 AM
HB Jonny! Hope you have a tremendous day, all my best to you.

So what are you planning on today?

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
Arsenio Hall
Scott Turow
Chynna Phillips
Joanna Kerns
Judy Blume
Charles Darwin
One Man Gang
Sarah Lancaster
Christina Ricci
Raylene
Ron "The Truth" Killings
Louisa Adams
Abraham Lincoln
Ted Mack
Tex (Gordon) Beneke
Dom DiMaggio
Forrest Tucker
Joe Garagiola
Bill Russell
Josh Brolin
Darren Aronofsky
Tara Strong

FAMOUS EVENTS
Queen of England Lady Jane Grey and husband Lord Guildford Dudley beheaded (1554).
Toothpick machine patented (1872).
First public performance of Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin (1924).
The five-week impeachment trial of Bill Clinton comes to an end, with the Senate voting to acquit the president on both articles of impeachment: perjury and obstruction of justice (1999).
Congress passes the first fugitive slave law, requiring all states, including those that forbid slavery, to forcibly return slaves who have escaped from other states to their original owners. The laws stated that "no person held to service of labor in one state, under the laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in consequence of any law or regulation therein, be discharged from such labor or service or labor, but shall be delivered up on claim of the party to whom such service or labor may be due" (1793).
The Rev. Dr. Henry Highland Garnet, the first African American to address the U.S. House of Representatives, delivers a sermon to a crowded House chamber. His sermon commemorated the victories of the Union army and the deliverance of the country from slavery (1865).
Hsan-T'ung, the last emperor of China, is forced to abdicate following Sun Yat-sen's republican revolution. A provisional government was established in his place, ending 267 years of Manchu rule in China and 2,000 years of imperial rule. The former emperor, only six years old, was allowed to keep up his residence in Beijing's Forbidden City, and he took the name of Henry Pu Yi (1912).
After spending eight years in Soviet prisons and labor camps, human rights activist Anatoly Scharansky is released. The amnesty deal was arranged by Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and U.S. President Ronald Reagan at a summit meeting three months earlier (1986).
The first network radio program to be sponsored by advertising debuts. The show, The Eveready Hour, was sponsored by the National Carbon Company and broadcast in New York, Washington, and Providence. The show was the first of many radio variety shows, featuring music, stories, and celebrity appearances (1924).
Ragtime piano composer Eubie Blake dies, five days after his 100th birthday. Along with Scott Joplin, Blake helped launch the ragtime piano genre. His many hit songs include "Charleston," "I'm Just Wild About Harry," and "Love Will Find a Way." He performed regularly almost until his death and once said, "If I knew I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself" (1983).
the first telephone news dispatch was called into the Boston Globe in Boston from Salem, Massachusetts, using equipment provided by Alexander Graham Bell (1877).
some 300 people visit Voltaire following his return to Paris. Voltaire had been in exile for 28 years (1778).

LUCKY NUMBER: 5 BIRTHSTONE: AmethystPOSITIVE TRAITS: Conservative, unequivocal, imaginativeNEGATIVE TRAITS: Inflexive, moody, pugnacious

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Hosp
02-12-2004, 05:27 AM
Happy Birthday Man, we experienced some weird shit together. I hope you get some ass for your birthday. And smack her ass for me once.

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Jennitalia
02-12-2004, 05:29 AM
Happy Birthday, Tazzie!

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DreamWeaver
02-12-2004, 05:36 AM
Hey Sweetcheeks....I love having you as a friend, you are just as miserable as me! We need to spend more time together.

Have a great Birthday!

we experienced some weird shit together What, like watching porn together in my livingroom? Yeah that's weird.

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Arienette
02-12-2004, 06:00 AM
happy birthday, jon!

from me and this guy...
<img src="http://www.vegas.com/shows/kidrock.jpg"><br>"happy birthday, motherfucker!</img>

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This message was edited by Arienette on 2-12-04 @ 10:00 AM

Tall_James
02-12-2004, 06:22 AM
Happy Birthday Buddy!


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Oh what a world my parents gave me

JustJon
02-12-2004, 06:28 AM
Raylene
Did you need to post any other names? Ok, Christina Ricci...

Happy B-Day Tazz

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JohnnyCash
02-12-2004, 06:50 AM
Have a great birthday!

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Hosp
02-12-2004, 07:10 AM
Hey Sweetcheeks....I love having you as a friend, you are just as miserable as me! We need to spend more time together.

Have a great Birthday!

we experienced some weird shit together What, like watching porn together in my livingroom? Yeah that's weird.

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

How about a drunken night with you and your friends? Staring at your drunken roommates camel toe? Having your british friend molest him?

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FUNKMAN
02-12-2004, 07:31 AM
TAZZ,

Have a Happy Birthday!

Funkman

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TheGameHHH
02-12-2004, 10:11 AM
happy birthday man

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Tazz
02-12-2004, 10:29 AM
Hey Sweetcheeks....I love having you as a friend, you are just as miserable as me! We need to spend more time together.

Have a great Birthday!

we experienced some weird shit together What, like watching porn together in my livingroom? Yeah that's weird.

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

How about a drunken night with you and your friends? Staring at your drunken roommates camel toe? Having your british friend molest him?



HA!

Thanks to all for the greetings.

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This message was edited by Tazz on 2-12-04 @ 2:30 PM

blakjeezis
02-12-2004, 11:00 AM
Having your british friend molest him?

Uhhhhhh, you should probably be a bit more specific on that. People might start talking.

Happy Birthday.

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TheMojoPin
02-12-2004, 11:05 AM
Here's hoping a happiest of birthdays for the unhappiest of posters.

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Freebird
02-12-2004, 11:43 AM
Happy Birthday Tazz!

May you get that IC or World Championship belt this year!

How cool is it that you share the same birthday with Akeem the African Dream? You jive soul bro!!

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

Tazz
02-12-2004, 11:57 AM
How cool is it that you share the same birthday with Akeem the African Dream? You jive soul bro!!


That was my favorite one on the list too.

And Mojo, who said I was unhappy?

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Hosp
02-12-2004, 12:09 PM
Uhhhhhh, you should probably be a bit more specific on that. People might start talking.


I said molested. The stuff that happened between the 2 of you was totally consensual.

Who knew you could do that kind of stuff with Pork Roll?

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A.J.
02-12-2004, 02:16 PM
Happy Birthday Tazz!

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zathrus
02-12-2004, 02:24 PM
happy birthday tazz!!! have fun!!!!

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blakjeezis
02-12-2004, 02:46 PM
Pork Roll

It's called Taylor Ham, or Tailored Ham if you're on the lower end of the evolutionary scale.

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 2-12-04 @ 6:47 PM

Green Lantern
02-12-2004, 03:09 PM
Happy Birthday Tazz!

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Gvac
02-12-2004, 04:13 PM
A very Happy Birthday to you, bro.

Hope it's a great one filled with everything you could possibly wish for.

Enjoy!

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TheMojoPin
02-12-2004, 08:39 PM
And Mojo, who said I was unhappy?

Nobody. But I already used "surly," and see how I used "happy" and then "unhappy" in the same sentence like that? Yeah, I thought I was clever.

Really.

OK, I didn't think it was clever at all. But it's all I could come up with. I hope I didn't ruin your birthday. Even though I know I did.

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grlNIN
02-13-2004, 01:21 AM
Sorry it's late but Happy Birthday Jon!! :)

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Hosp
02-13-2004, 05:34 AM
It's called Taylor Ham, or Tailored Ham if you're on the lower end of the evolutionary scale


Okay, see, I didn't have any "Taylor Ham" on my last visit, and I only heard the locals calling it pork roll. I actually got some at Pathmark last week and it's still sitting in the package in my fridge because I fear it.

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jafter
02-13-2004, 06:19 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
02-13-2004, 07:42 AM
"Taylor Ham"

Well, she was a Vivid girl for a while...

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Hosp
02-13-2004, 08:16 AM
I thought she was a women's professional soccer player?

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Borne Too Loose
02-13-2004, 08:24 AM
happy bday tazz...

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