Wildest Drunk Driving Story?

[ScotchGuard]

Yesterday's 'fastest hour' discussion about Diana Ross's DWI was funniest when Ron described his philosophy on the subject. He has the best reckless driving stories. I started recalling some ridiculous episodes...

Long ago, (statute of limitations is passed), after consuming most of a fifth of Jack D., I volunteered to drive to the midnight Rocky Horror show, 20 miles away. The way it went, according to my friend the next morning, was that I was taking the car's passenger side wheels on and off the sidewalks, while laughing freakishly like Vincent Price in the Thriller video. He said the girls in the back seat were alternately crying hysterically and begging for their life.

The coda..of course we made it to the movie, but then I left the theater in a drunken mania, walked to a house that resembled mine, and passed out on the porch. The cops said the owner had a shotgun trained on me until they showed up and put me in the tank. No DWI, though!


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wow drunk driving is sooo cooollll.... lucky u didnt kill anyone, then it wouldve been a real hilarious experience

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[newport king]

He said the girls in the back seat were alternately crying hysterically and begging for their life.

dood thats fuckin awesome!! i got some better stories for you though check it yo

the night after the first tyson/lewis fight i got hit by a drunk driver as i was waiting at a redlight and yo, this mofo was asleep at the wheel, woke up then got scared and ran me off the road so he could run. that shit was fucking phat, especially when i caught him parked infront of his house after he ran, and my friend who (was the responding officer) came out after i called his cell helped me pull him out of his car and let me fuck him up a little. only bad part was that he literally shit his pants. that and he didn't have any insurance so i paid the whole repair bill!! but wait yo the drunk driving stories don't end there...

this other time this kid that used to be my friend hooked up with these 18 yearold chicks at a club and offered to take them home, after he missed their exit off the parkway yo this crazy muthafucka throws his shit in reverse and would you believe it, someone slams into the back of them!!!! ROTFLMAO one of the girls dies, and the other is now paralyzed for the rest of her life. thats sum fuckin dope ass shit.

but the best of all, one of my best friends car broke down on the turnpike at like 3 in the morning and he was just standing by his car waiting for roadside assistance and yo check this shit out, some fucking geeked up kid careens into him killing him instantly. yo the shit was pretty fucking wild when i had to look at his mom during his wake when they had to have a closed casket for him.

wild times dood!! seriously if you drive drunk stop and if you continue to i hope you fucking drive into a ditch while you're alone in the car to make the roads a safer place for the rest of us.

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This message was edited by newport king on 2-11-04 @ 5:54 PM

[Heavy]

Nothing cool about drinking and driving. Grow up.




volunteered to drive to the midnight Rocky Horror show,



while laughing freakishly like Vincent Price in the Thriller video


What theater was playing that more than 8 years after it came out?

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i killed my 3 cleveland indians teammates when i crashed my boat into that dock.

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[Snoogans]

What theater was playing that more than 8 years after it came out?

theatres now still play it at midnight

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[East Side Dave]

I don't even play RC Pro-Am when I'm drunk.




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[JohnnyCash]

Nothing cool about driving drunk. Nothing.

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spy hunter, i get it.... thats a greatone!



::sighs:: ahh.. good times.


well might have been funny with the pic.

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This message was edited by Johnathan H Christ on 2-12-04 @ 1:17 AM

[KERMIT]

Nothing cool about driving drunk. Nothing.


Right on Johnny. Right on

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