I scared the cats

[ADF]

It's true. My roommate has two cats which tend to lounge about on the couch, as is their wont. I came home from work to grab a bottle of Pellegrino and check my e-mail. As I was leaving my room, I let out a fart loud enough to send the cats scurrying. I was, and remain, very proud of myself.

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[FUNKMAN]

BRAVO



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[monsterone]

wipe your ass with a cat and i'll be impressed.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
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[Arienette]

i think i'm the one who should be proud.

ugh.

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[stickyfingers]

when my cat used to sit on my lap and i'd fart, the cat would try to look for it. Funny as hell.......until the time he found it :confuse:

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jrich is quite a guy

[Jennitalia]

I had burped really loud once, and my cat Skittles went running into the other room; her ears were bent down and she had a look on her face that was just hysterical

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[Tall_James]

From the hidden security camera at ADF's...

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"What the hell is in that Pellegrino????? Christ - it smells like my litterbox in here now!"


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[monsterone]

my dog will actually fart and leave the room. damn sominabits. and i've tried my damnest to offend him to no avail.


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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
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[DJEvelEd]

I'm partial to Pussy Farts

Thanks Katylina, Monsterone, you make the shittiest sigs.
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[A.J.]

Kudos to you Sir.

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