Names You Shouldn't Give Your Kids

[ChickenHawk]

Ever hear someone's name and think, "What was going through that poor bastard's parents' minds when they named him? Why would you do that to your kid?"
Here's some:

* Hubert
* Eugene
* Percival

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Oscar

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Eugene? That doesn't sound so bad.

Percival? Is that a name? Never heard that one!

Horatio?
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Orenthal? Never heard that until OJ killed his wife (never knew it during his football/towering inferno/naked gun days!)

So how about:
Keifer
Lance
Brock Landers
Chest Rockwell
Mike
John
(Those last two just say: "I got nothing, here's the first thing that popped in my head")

Here's some for girls:

Shirley
Cunt
Gurtrude
Tiffanny
Missy
Beulah


So what's a cool name for a Boy or Girl?

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Percy
Myron
Amos
Drew
Mike if your last names Hunt

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[monsterone]

alize
mercedes

(i've met people with these names)


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Moe.

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[ChickenHawk]

Here's some for girls:

Shirley
Cunt
Gurtrude
Tiffanny
Missy
Beulah


::singing:: Which one of these doesn't belong!?


How 'bout Leslie if you're a guy.
Or Charlie if you're a girl.
I've seen 'em both happen.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 2-6-04 @ 1:59 PM

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Dweezil
Moon Unit
Ahmet
Spanky
Sparky


Take it easy Clarky

[bigbaldirish]

esther
any name that is consistent with a month

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[billyio]

Irwin
Dick
Cordelia
Cornelius

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[newport king]

irwin
hortense
matilda
ruth
any name that is a normal named but spelled differently like Kris instead of chris. my sister-in-law is named mischelle...was the s really that fucking important??
oh and i knew some girl in highschool that actually named her daughter Treasuremylove Jones.

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Blanket

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anything you wish you could afford.

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[Potsie]

Misty

Mary Jo

Cheech

Hyram

Went to HS with a Pubert (no joke) and a girl named Dugga.

I'm half-retarded...on my mother's side

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lockie

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larry

daryl

daryl

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[Johnny4]

Actually, my wife and I are expecting and have been having this discussion alot. We are expecting a boy and it seems like the new yuppie trend is names that are appropriate for both sexes. Like Cameron, Casey, and so on. How embarassing for a kid to have the same name as some chic's in his class.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

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[Arienette]

How embarassing for a kid to have the same name as some chic's in his class.
maybe it's different for boys... it really never bothered me much having a boy's name.

except that people would always insist on spelling it the boy's way. and that people still sometimes refer to me as "mr." if they're never met or spoken to me. come to think of it, it's kind of annoying...

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[ADF]

We are expecting a boy and it seems like the new yuppie trend is names that are appropriate for both sexes. Like Cameron, Casey, and so on


Who ever heard of a girl named Cameron? Well, beside Cameron Diaz.

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foot
wendell (sorry Wendell)
ebenezer
nosmo king
shi-tead (supposedly real prolly. urban legend)
Darren (not really but when Iwas little I hated it)

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[Wormwood]

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if I meet one more of these people...

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[Lisa Croft]

Taylor, Hunter or Cooper. I hate last names as first names.

I have a female cousin named Hadley. I don't know what they were thinking.

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[Johnny4]

I know I am going to regret this. We are thinking of naming the boy Luke. Any opinions? I'll even say the first joke. Middle name: Atmadick.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[high fly]

No one with the last name of "Cocke" or Moorcock" or Cox" should ever name their daughter "Anita".

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Gunt
O'Shay( ice cube's real name)

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i seriously want to name my son Lucifer


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i seriously want to name my son Lucifer


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[NewYorkDragons80]

My grandma wanted to name me Norman Orville. Orville actually would've been a cool name by the time I was 20, though.

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[furie]

i just like the beer

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[monsterone]

good thing this isn't your favorite beer:

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[furie]

monsterone, where's that beer from?


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[keithy_19]

Dexter...

I'm gunna name my kid DynoMite. And his middle name will be Rutherford.

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Prick

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[ChickenHawk]

Armond.

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[monsterone]

monsterone, where's that beer from? (http://www.packworld.com/articles/Departments/2294.html)


never had it but i was told it was notoriously bad. it got most of it's heat from it's shock marketing. it died out pretty quick, from what i remember.

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[JustJon]

A friend of mine was a fan of the Bad Frog beer when he lived in Philly. It never really got distributed in NY, but it had a higher alcohol content than most beers. And a frog flipping you off on the label was an added bonus.

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[jafter]

We have a guy at work who's name is Nimrod. I believe he is the third. You figure his old man would be tired of getting picked on all of his life to let his son go through that.



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