CrazyClare
02-04-2004, 05:13 PM
i made a thread like this i guess it was over 365 days ago so i had to start a new one.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q: Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Helps for better aiming
Q: What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumband blind girl?
A: Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What was good about the million man march?
A: Only three people missed work.
Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman.
Q: Why do Black people have sex doggy style?
A: So they can both watch Soul Train!
Q: What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottel.
Q: Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman
Q: How can you tell when an Etiopian is pregnant
A: Her tampon is half eaten
Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it
Q: Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They dont fucking listen
Q: Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.
Q: What do fags call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps
Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black
Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.
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Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV
Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
A: Blow up their van.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q: Why do black people play basketball?
A: They can run, shoot, and steal
Q: Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Helps for better aiming
Q: What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumband blind girl?
A: Brake her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What was good about the million man march?
A: Only three people missed work.
Q: Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
A: They won't work in the future either.
Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
A: The woman.
Q: Why do Black people have sex doggy style?
A: So they can both watch Soul Train!
Q: What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottel.
Q: Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman
Q: How can you tell when an Etiopian is pregnant
A: Her tampon is half eaten
Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a bike?
A: Your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it
Q: Whats the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They dont fucking listen
Q: Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other
Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?
A: 200 Mexicans died.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking homeless girls?
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere.
Q: What do fags call their balls?
A: "Mud flaps
Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: Why can't stevie wonder read?
A: Because he's black
Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face untill after hes thirteen.
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MikeyBoy is hot!