So why do you think Tom and Nicole broke up?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is he really gay? Is she
frigid? Who cares?!? They were
nauseating!

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[IkeaBoy]

care? Anytime I look in the newspaper and see how paparazzi following Madonna is a news story on its own, or read about what type of muffin someone saw Julia Roberts eating, you have to wonder who really cares about it. Who's life is improved/harmed by knowing what Madonna was wearing? And then you want to find those people and kill them, put them out of their misery.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Gvac]

I can't say for sure, but I'd be willing to bet those asinine clay tables had something to do with it.




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Another one from the amazing Ms. germs!

[Dirtybird11]

Nicole lied to him. Began doing internet sex shows for toms best friend doug. tom treated her nice..too nice.

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[Leadbottom]

the publicist told them to

love and peace to all

[stump12]

she got tired of bending over to kiss him.

gone postal!
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[F Wad]

she couldn't give him the man ass he craves

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aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

she got tired of bending over to kiss him.


She was actually quoted as saying on their divorce, "Well now I can wear heels!"

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I gotta have more cowbell

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[Captain Rooster]

I got two words for ya

MAN MEAT!

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[TomPoo]

she's a who-ore

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"