I dont wanna be banned from the show

[Crazy Jen]

I so need help with this Milk Challange, Please post any ideas. This is my favorite show and it just breaks my heart. Help

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[IrishAlkey]

Can you fill us in on what you're talking about?

Otherwise, I'm gonna' have breast milk fantasies floating around my head all weekend.

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[East Side Dave]

Have some chocolate chip cookies hidden in your purse that you can have with the milk. That's what Santa Clause does. Also, give Fez a red wagon 'cause Santa does that, too! But don't fire any elves because of North Pole layoffs and then the elves move to the South Pole and prepare...and wait...they just wait...for the day...that they return...and... KILL EVERYONE IN CHRISTMAS VILLAGE...starring Loius Gosset, Jr. as "Sgt. Elfy" and Tina Yothers as "Trixie."

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[Crazy Jen]

I got banned from the show this week and I have to drink a gallon of milk in a hour to get back on. I need to know how to do this. Im really sad

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[IrishAlkey]

Practice with a gallon of water each day before the show.

You'll most likely puke.

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[Crazy Jen]

is there anything I can take to keep it down?

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[mikeyboy]

Unfortunately, the only foolproof method I know of is to get your stomach stapled. It worked for Billy.


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[Yerdaddy]

stomach staples

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[IrishAlkey]

is there anything I can take to keep it down?


Thinking of Nel Carter always helped me keep it down.

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[mikeyboy]

damn echo


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[Crazy Jen]

This is what I am thinking, A gallon of milk is like 8 really big glasses, if i keep filling them and downing them without stopping, I can do it like 30 minutes and then take like tums in between. im really gonna hate milk

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[East Side Dave]

By hearing your method I think we shall now call you Queen of the Banned.

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[Crazy Jen]

alright how about this one i wear my pj's in the studio, I think I could do the gallon of milk if I just keep going and dont think about it and just drive home really really sick

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[ADF]

Maybe if you pretend it's really hot orange juice and toothpaste mixed together.

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[Crazy Jen]

you think they will give me icecream to put in it??


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[mikeyboy]

adding ice cream = more overall volume = really bad idea


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[gypsy]

Scrap the milk idea and take on the bread challenge. This is were you eat a whole loaf of bread with out anything to drink. It's much harder than it sounds. You gotta use the real fluffy Wonder Bread.

[Katylina]

Why were you banned? What if you drink a glass of milk, go in the bathroom, make yourself puke. Down another one, go puke etc. Bulemia never was hotter!



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[Crazy Jen]

I got banned because I was suppose to go in the studio on Thursday and i called at the very last minute because of a stomach virus. they think i fake sick, I say i was looking at for their health. i really love those guys. I just cant be banned, im so sad

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[Crazy Jen]

Billy Help me. i need the master

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[papacheesy]

I think there's a way if you take some of those lactose intolerant pills before the challenge. They'll help your body digest it quicker.


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[Crazy Jen]

you think that will work?

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[papacheesy]

well here's the science of it:

"Some people have intolerance to milk, to any food made with milk, and to other dairy products. This is caused by lactase deficiency. Lactase is an enzyme normally present in our digestive system. Those who did not develop the habit of drinking milk or eating dairy products from early on have diminished or insufficient lactase enzyme, and therefore, unable to digest lactose (complex sugars in dairy foods). Today, there are lactase pills (one of them called Lactaid, with 9000 FCC Lactase units) available in drug stores. These pills are heaven-sent for countless individuals, who would otherwise not enjoy milk, ice cream, milk shakes, pizzas, cakes and other desserts, creamy soups, sauces, and other dairy products. If you think you have lactose intolerance, consult your physician about lactase dietary supplement"

Just increasing the amount of lactase in your digestive system, which would probably be seen as a welcome help with the increased amount of milk.


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[Crazy Jen]

Papa Cheesey that is a great idea, the only thing is, you think I could do a gallon with these??
I really dont wanna get kicked off and what can I wear to lessen my chances of this too? is there anything

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[Heavy]

Try downing a few ounces of Ronnies milk and see if youre not back on the show in good standing.

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Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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[papacheesy]

Papa Cheesey that is a great idea, the only thing is, you think I could do a gallon with these??
I really dont wanna get kicked off and what can I wear to lessen my chances of this too? is there anything

I really don't know how many of those pills it would take to down a gallon. Surely more than one. Check the box or ask a doctor. (Of course, your chances of finding a doctor who will support your milk-chugging contest are pretty slim, but it's worth a try.)
As for the clothes: no idea. Something loose, I guess.


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[EffMeBoobs]

NY people never had any of these problems. :)

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[Crazy Jen]

thanks fo all our help with this

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[Tall_James]

NY people never had any of these problems.

Damn straight!


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[JohnnyCash]

It would be much funnier if you puked. They would laugh at you and probably let you back on because they feel bad for you.

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[samnyc]

This really shouldn't be too hard. To help, don't eat anything for 8-10 hours before to make sure your appetite is healthy. Ask for skim milk, which has consistency like water. Remember to pace yourself Jen.

[IrishAlkey]

Wear this.

It'll help.

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[EasyReader]

If you Google "gallon of milk in an hour" you get a LOT of pages by people telling how they tried it, and PUKED.

It's impossible to do. You're gonna puke, Crazy Jen.


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[sr71blackbird]

How about you drink a shot glass of Tobasco sauce and use the milk to quench the fire?

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[silera]

How about you don't do it and attempt to regain a modicum of self worth?


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[SatCam]

Use the "profile view" strategy. Put the milk up behind your mouth, so it looks like you're drinking it but it's really slopping on the floor next to you.

Works every time!!!

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[Tall_James]

How about you don't do it and attempt to regain a modicum of self worth?

Be aware Jen that "modicum" is not something you get from stroking off a Moderator here.


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[samnyc]

Now that was good Crazy James.

[FUNKMAN]

call Rod Stewart, i think he was able to keep it down...

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[whorehay]

so when is this milk thing going on?
can i stop by and videotape you drinking the milk/throwing up? it should be documented for all to see.

[Arienette]

why not just stay banned?

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[smiler grogan]

And there like its better than yours

Me thinks I see another crazy character getting tossed on the funeral pyre.

[RF Godfather]

I have finally gotten to listen to a Ron and Fez Show in what seemed like years and have to say this is the first time I heard Crazy Jen. Personally I don't think you are all that bad on the radio. BTW how did you come to be a "regular" on RF Washington?

Good luck with the milk challenge cuz I think it would be impossible a feat to accomplish. Although you shouldn't have let our Ronnie and Fezzie down.

Do we find out on Monday if she does the feat or on the show live?

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[Crazy Jen]

Thank you so much Mark, I really hope I get to do the Milk challange this week. i didn't mean to let them down, i realy didn't feel good. I don't know how I got to become a regular on that show, Im just a really big fan and the show comes in better in the studio then in maryland. It would just break my heart if I couldnt call no more. Big BIg Fan

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[RF Godfather]

Thank you so much Mark, I really hope I get to do the Milk challange this week.The real name is Joey btw. Good luck.

i didn't mean to let them down, i realy didn't feel good.I understand that point but you should have let them know so you could reschedule like some caller said.

I don't know how I got to become a regular on that show, Im just a really big fan and the show comes in better in the studio then in maryland. It would just break my heart if I couldnt call no more. Big BIg FanOIC, I have been in the studio twice in NY but not exactly a regular like my NYC area brethen/buddays.

And how can you not be a big fan of Ronnie and Fezzie-Lo? Again good luck with this difficult challenge.

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[Crazy Jen]

Joey you are a cool guy, thanks for all your encouragement. i need it

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[Genni]

I don't have any suggestions, but I'll have my fingers crossed for you

[Crazy Jen]

thank you Gen

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[whorehay]

again, would you mind having the milk show videotaped?

i could edit and have it professionally ready for you the next day

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[Shudder]

If I'm not mistaken, the reason it can't be done is because the acid in your stomach will curdle the milk.

So, instead of just fluid in there, you're basically trying to digest a ton of cheese.

Soo, anyone know if taking a couple tums before doing this will help?

Good luck Jen :) -bry

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[Furtherman]

Jen, when you called up with the fake voice - that was funny.

Just an fyi: Hoboken is in New Jersey.

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[zoom2457]

How about you don't do it and attempt to regain a modicum of self worth?


I have an idea. JUST GO AWAY!!!!

BTW, banning you was the best thing they ever did.

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[mikeyboy]

Personal attacks on board members are not permitted, zoom. If you don't have anything to contribute to a thread that's not an attack, don't post.

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Personal attacks on board members are not permitted, zoom. If you don't have anything to contribute to a thread that's not an attack, don't post.


That post was kinda harsh, huh??? Believe or not I edited myself before making that post. Sorry.

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[Crazy Jen]

Thank you Mikey, people can be really mean when all i wanna do is have a couple thousand glasses of milk so Im no longer the banned girl

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[Cybersoldier]

sometimes not eating anything the entire day might help. One time I was able to drink a gallon after an entire day without eating anything. Good luck in getting back on the show

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[Crazy Jen]

thanks Cybersoilder i need lots of prayer, this is not an easy thing to do I hear

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[curtoid]

Kick ass Jen! I'm pulling for ya, row-mate!

I have finally gotten to listen to a Ron and Fez Show in what seemed like years and have to say this is the first time I heard Crazy Jen. Personally I don't think you are all that bad on the radio.

Ron has said more than once on the air how good she is, especially with running with things they throw at her. Twice she has challeneged J-Dubs to various challenges, and twice she has won - go to WJFK.com for some of the pics from their Hot Sauce challenge at Dave and Busters, and see how devestated Dubs was afterwards! HA!

Jen is a riot and very sweet - she often catches the boys off guard and gets them laughing really hard. When I was in the studio a couple of weeks ago, the funniest part was watching Fez's reactions to the things she says and comes back with.


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[DrunkPaul]

Hi all, I'm new here. I'm the ass who suggested that C.J. drink the milk for redemption. I just wanted to win some Caps tickets.

So I show up at the MCI Center with some pretty decent tickets thanks to Ron and Fez, and guess who is seated DIRECTLY F-ING BEHIND ME? Yes, the young lady who I am going to make puke via milk. Kinda funny huh?

Crazy Jen is actually very nice in real life and I hope she does well with the milk. When this is all over I'd like to buy you a gallon of beer. Good Luck!!!

"My advice to you is to drink heavily." "You should listen to him, he's pre-med."

[stickyfingers]

when is this supposed to take place?



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[DrunkPaul]

The Gallon of Milk Challenge is going down on the Friday show according to C.J. :eg:

"My advice to you is to drink heavily." "You should listen to him, he's pre-med."

[monsterone]

what if you got a milk enema? technically, you'd have a gallon of milk in you. just my 2›

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[Crazy Jen]

thanks Paul. im drinking that milk for you

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[EQ]

Hey Jen:


Wear baggy clothing.
Bring a change of baggy clothing.
Make sure you have a ride home.
Bring a big bucket.
Keep a bucket on the passengers side of the car.
When they take your picture, try and give a nice 3/4 pose.

* Seriously, GOOD Luck this Friday.

( Whatever you do, DON'T call in sick, and don't call in 'Lactose intolerant'! )
I really hope you are doing some ' kind of research'. ( mainly for how sickly you will feel after. Sorry, but.... )

* Yikes, Jen, I keep having images of Mr. Creosote ( from Monty Python), exploding.
" A Waaa-Fer thin Mint...?"



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[Crazy Jen]

thanks Elle, im gonna take your advice with the baggy clothing and definately the bucket. I have a feeling im not gonna feel so well

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[samnyc]

Jen, why not do it Power Hour style? 1/60 of a gallon every minute for an hour.

[Crazy Jen]

it will be gone by the end of the show, Im slamming the milk

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[silera]

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[Stalker Patti]

Hey Lovitt, good luck with the milk challenge...I dont understand why you would be banned if you were legitimately ill and wasnt well enough to go in!It doesnt seem fair! Anyway, if you have to do the Milk thing, I would drink it S-l-o-w-l-y over the entire length of the Show; maybe you would tolerate it better that way. Anyway, I wish you well!

[curtoid]

What...? Just because I'm not Eddie Trunk, I'm the only one you don't thank?!

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[stickyfingers]

I have to drink a gallon of milk in a hour




I would drink it S-l-o-w-l-y over the entire length of the Show



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[grlNIN]

I have to drink a gallon of milk in a hour





I'm confused, what's the hard part?

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[Shudder]

I'm confused, what's the hard part?


You're kidding, right? Try it sometime. I'll give you a hint - water's easy to absorb and digest almost instantly. Milk isn't.

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[angrymissy]

apparently milk does not digest quickly. your stomach only has around a 2 quart capacity (i dont know if thats exactly) so it fills up with milk, which doesn't go through your system as fast as, say, water. So if its not getting digested, your stomach is full and you vomit. from what i've been reading about this, it's an incredibly violent projectile vomit. apparently some people have been able to do it, but it looks like most can't.



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[angrymissy]

oh btw, how long do you have to keep it down for? most of the people ive read about doing it successfully have vomited within 10 minutes of the hour.

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I'm confused, what's the hard part?

Think of milk as liquid food.

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[East Side Dave]

I love milk. I think I could easily do the challenge. Unless it was baby's milk, because they're just too small...

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[ADF]

people ive read about doing it successfully have vomited within 10 minutes of the hour.


The people I've read about doing it successfully have vomited within 10 minutes of the globe.

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[yarpwizard]

Good luck! Crazy Jen, I love hearing you on the show......chug the milk and bring a pail.......POWER BLOW!!!!!




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[monsterone]

i can't believe my milk enema idea is just being discounted like this. it is pure genius. it's a milk challenge, no one said you have to drink it.


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[The_H_Goddess]

I'd PAY to see that LOL

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[SiRX7]

OK Jen, make SURE that you take the entire hour to drink the gallon. The biggest mistake people make is to try to drink the gallon quickly.
If you can, time it so that you take your last sip only a few seconds before the end of the hour. You only have to drink it in an hour so 1 second after the hour is up you can puke all you want (And trust me. YOU WILL)

SirRX7

[jax]

would it be easier if it was skim milk?

[SiRX7]

OK, Ron just said you have to wait a minute after drinking it.
Jen, stop being crazy (Well I guess you can't. Then you wouldn't be C.J.) Stop being insane. You WILL NOT drink that gallon in 45 minutes. Take the full hour. Use that extra 15 minutes to your advantage.

[monsterone]

8 lbs. drinking it. my idea doesn't seem so bad now, huh?

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[East Side Dave]

Why don't you pour the milk on your head and say your Powder's sister? That worked for my Uncle Randy when he wanted to get arrested on the subway last August...

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[Crazy Jen]

i wanna thank everyone on the board for their support, because I promise you. A gallon will be gone after 45 minutes Thanks guys

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[monsterone]

what if you snort an oz out pwdered milk?

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[jizrag44]

crazy jen can i have sex with u

[MizzleTizzle]

i wanna thank everyone on the board for their support, because I promise you. A gallon will be gone after 45 minutes Thanks guys


Jen, you sound real nice and stuff, but do you remember when Ron got confident and threw in *His Place* as a Bed and Breakfast. Well, it may be, in part [he mentioned it] because I reminded him of what he already knew.

None of this matters; what you eat, or don't eat, or how it digests, or lactose intolerance.

It's about EIGHT POUNDS of MILK.

This is simplified, because solid and liquid measures aren't always the same, but let's assume they are here, coz the numbers are very close any way:

1 gallon (US) = 231 cubic inches = 3.785 liters = 128 fl oz (US) = 4 quarts = 1 gallon = 8 pints

A Pint is 16 Ounces. 16 ounces is a pound.

Simply put; do this: Step on a scale; weight yourself. Then pick up the Gallon of Milk, and weigh yourself again; thats how much more you will weigh after you drink the milk.

If, you drink it.

Eight Pounds.

one

two

three

four [getting full; only halfway there]

five

six

seven..

It won't even go this far, and again, I hope you prove us all wrong. I'll throw in A Ben Franklin for the effort; right here, in public. You down a gallon, a whole gallon and keep the whole thing down for 60 seconds, you got it. Puke it all up 61 seconds later, you win. A C-Note.

Done.

Good Luck.

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[Legolas]

sorry if this has been said before, (I don't have the patience to read through all of the other posts) but didn't Billy already do this bit? ANd the guy was stapled as well

Ron: Are they lifeguards or lifepussies?!?!

[mikeyboy]

sorry if this has been said before, (I don't have the patience to read through all of the other posts) but didn't Billy already do this bit? ANd the guy was stapled as well


Billy did do it. Because he's stapled, the liquid went right through his stomach pouch. Because of the stapling, he also wasn't able to puke it up afterwards.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'll double Mike's C-note.

It ain't gonna' happen.

That's $200 on me...

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[stickyfingers]

I could drink a gallon of beer in an hour



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[Crazy Jen]

Mikey the Teacher, you got a bet on that C note, I really believe that i am gonna pull it off tonight... 1 gallon of milk... Im going on a diet the next day to get that 8 pounds off though

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[Crazy Jen]

http://www.perrynoid.com/clips.html


I just wanted to thank Perry for writing that song. ITS Bumpin. Did I mention im drinking all the milk.

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[East Side Dave]

I bet you some beans that you will be able to do it! Magic beans!

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[Crazy Jen]

I will take that bet Dave, only if it will grow me a beanstalk and let me have sex with a giant

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[East Side Dave]

It will! And the name of the giant-

...John Goodman.

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[RF Godfather]

Once again good luck Jen cuz it really seems like an impossible task tonight.

I think you make the show a little more entertaining when you are on and it would be a shame to see you go. *crossing fingers*

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[Crazy Jen]

thank you Ronfez Mark, Personally I enjoy running through the snow to Roy Rogers to pick up the pay phone to drive them crazy. Plus I love love Love Fez

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[curtoid]

That was hysterical, Jen!

Personally, I'm jealous you have a Roy's so close to you. They are almost extinct in the DC area (I know of one near Springfield, VA).

Mmmmmm...bacon cheese burger....




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[Crazy Jen]

its the roast beef with all the fixins is what i love. I could smell it as my hands froze dialing that busy line over and over again

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[DrunkPaul]

Just to keep this theme going, next week on the show I'm going to eat 8 pounds of Roy Rogers Bacon Cheese Burgers.

Afterwords, Elfish and I are going to the hospitol to get our hearts unclogged (again)

mmmm....processed pork strips....

"My advice to you is to drink heavily." "You should listen to him, he's pre-med."

[ozzie]

Ya shooda tried the power hour trick as someone else suggested... a 2 oz. (approx) shot every minute.

11 minutes in... what the hell was your hurry, Chuggy McChuggerton?

Edit: YOU'RE BANNED!

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[yarpwizard]

Crazy Jen had a power blow in 11 minutes!!!



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[Ndugu]

"do that sad walking away music from the incredible hulk"

I Keep An M-4 Carbine Under My Pillow

[Yerdaddy]

The sound! Aaahhhhh! Disgusting! And she'd puke and then go right on talking. Hot.

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[mikeyboy]

It sounds like she came damn close.

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[IrishAlkey]

Shoulda' put some chocolate in it...

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[MizzleTizzle]

I was just on hold and the puke was crystal clear projectile; wow I didn't think that was even going out on the air.

Ack.

Nice try though, really thought it was gonna happen.

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[billyio]

I feel bad for ya Jen. I was rooting for you. I hope they really aren't going to ban you. How could you slam that white devil juice so quickly?

See Ya!

[Yerdaddy]

Time for the Rod Stewart challenge.

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[mikeyboy]

Man, Ron's impression of the new intern kills me.

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[untouchables609]

Hey it's me your sister u made it i'm proud of u!!


luv crazy Jenn 's sis from jersey

[smiler grogan]

whose sister whats going on here?

shoulda combined challenges
do the cinnamon then force the milk down then smoke the cigarettes then chug the mountain dew then spray the binanca in youe eye steve o style.

[Arienette]

this better not be a bit.

Time for the Rod Stewart challenge.
i would take that challenge.

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[Cybersoldier]

Sorry to hear you didn't make it, but sounds like you came real close, you never know the banned would stand too long.

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arienette
thats really hot and equally not at the same time

[curtoid]

I was just on hold and the puke was crystal clear projectile; wow I didn't think that was even going out on the air.

Wendell did an amazing job mic-ing it; the bucket and microphone were in the hallway, outside of the studio - you would never know.

She came SOOOOO close too! You wouldn't believe how little milk was actually left in there.

Tonight, J-Dubs was the man; smoking an entire pack of cigarette's down to the butt in less than 30 minutes, and then being the only one to eat two full slices of bread in under a minute. Makes up for losing the slap contest and hot sauce challenges to Crazy Jen, and the staple arm contest with WB.

Ron's theatre of the mind with his "Monster" impression was hysterical...so fucking funny. I really hope they keep this intern around if, for nothing else, than it gives them tons of material.

Tonight's show...WOW!

Brother Joe calling in; Johnny Fairplay calling in; the little eating woman on the phone; the puking; Sly and the Family Stone; Mikey D.'s wonderfully convoluted gameshow Gameshow; the Monster impression; all of the contests; and ME (!), actually in studio for some of it, dragging it down I'm sure.

(I can die a happy man now that I got to ring a winning cowbell).

Of course, leave it to me to change my screen name on the one day I finally go in there, and that's all they do is call me by my old screen name; glad Ron didn't bust my balls too much about my obsessively obnoxious observations on here.

Thanks guys!




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[TeaBag420]

I wish there were still RR near me.... lunch used to be a Double R Bar Burger, Large Roast Beef with fixins, large coke, large strawberry shake, and large holster of fries.

Of course I would have to make sure I had some "quality time" scheduled about a half hour after I got back to work. Peristalsis is a relentless taskmaster.

C.J. I was rooting for you and you did great.

And that eating champion was so cyuuute!! Anyone who didn't have the urge to visit a massage parlor after that interview raise your hands.

And how does a Korean woman get a Japanese accent?


its the roast beef with all the fixins is what i love. I could smell it as my hands froze dialing that busy line over and over again

[Crazy Jen]

thank you for saying how great I did, I was so close to finishing that gallon that I am so mad at myself that I didn't. I feel fine today, My body is just so tired from yesterday. I had no idea that trying to drink something could drain you of all your energy..


I hope I proved to them how much I love their show

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[silera]

I had no idea that trying to drink something could drain you of all your energy..


You've obviously never sucked dick.


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[RF Godfather]

I have to say I was impressed by your effort in the Milk Challenge and saddened that you did not win. Gallant effort.

BTW, solid play-by-play with J Dubbs and your family calling in was a real kicker. I actually wanted to hear more stories about Crazy Jen Pre-Ron and Fez. You must have been beat red when they called in.

Hopefully you are not really gone but if you are, all my best.

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[MizzleTizzle]

i would take that challenge.


its very difficult not to get infatuated with a lady who posts such things. i'm horrible.

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[Crazy Jen]

Thank you for that. I could not believe my family called in. That was crazy. I do have a ton of stories, hopefully my family wont call back and tell. Maybe if you tell the boys not to ban me, I can tell them myself. I was so close to winning, i wanna try again

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[guttersnipe]

I'm behind you 100% CJ!

My original plan was to protest to get you un-banned. Then I was told to be a little more contrite. But here's what I was planning to carry into the studio while singing, "All we are saying, is give Jen a chance."

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If they don't let you back on the show after your valiant effort, I'll make another sign and lead the charge on WJFK!

~cherry

[Crazy Jen]

Cherry

I love you

you are the sweetest person i think i ever met. Don't let them keep me off the show. You protest sister. Love you Cherry

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[Arienette]

I had no idea that trying to drink something could drain you of all your energy..
You've obviously never sucked dick.i don't know... i find it invigorating

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[RF Godfather]

Hey Jen kinda off topic but why does Ron call you BL?

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