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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-29-2004, 07:23 AM
This morning I'm walking to the train. It's cold, it's icy. I'm feeling sick and crabby. I walk past a school parking lot. As I pass this one car full of a bunch kids, they honk the horn. It was loud, annoying, and an obnoxious thing to do. I mutter "fuck you' under my breath and continue on my way. They do this a couple of more times to some people, but when I saw them do it to a frail old lady, I grabbed my cell phone, called information, called the school, and ratted out the little douchebags.
Oh, and that ball in my yard? It's mine now!
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HarborHound
01-29-2004, 07:27 AM
Death Metal Fuzzybutt Tattle Tale ??
yo man former CAPO
furie
01-29-2004, 07:32 AM
did you bite the heads off of their barbie dolls too?
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Iamnotatool
01-29-2004, 07:33 AM
You bitch, now I'm suspended.
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saveopieanthony.net
01-29-2004, 07:33 AM
you could always call up from a pay phone of course and say that people in that car were dealing drugs or waving a gun. then sit back thinking about what could've happened.
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Tall_James
01-29-2004, 07:52 AM
Good for you. You should have taken the license plate down and called the cops because the car probably belonged to the kid's Dad.
And once Dad finds out? Hopefully an ass-whuppin' would ensue!
BTW - Are you coming over to my place tonight to watch "Matlock" and enjoy one of my famous "Geritol Smoothies"?
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StupidGirlllll
01-29-2004, 07:53 AM
Jersey City is really the best place to live always something going on..Now let me get this straight you called the school & told them that kids are outside blowing their horn at an old women?
BTW you have not updated us on those crazy neighbors lately...what is going on their?
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TheMojoPin
01-29-2004, 07:57 AM
at an old women
That was a low blow, baby's mama.
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StupidGirlllll
01-29-2004, 08:03 AM
I was not calling Alice the old lady. If you read her post she said after honking at an old lady she had enough.
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TheMojoPin
01-29-2004, 08:10 AM
If you read her post
Ah, but that's the key..."IF"...
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Heavy
01-29-2004, 08:20 AM
What exactly do we think the school did to these Misfits? They were in a car and honked the horn. ANIMALS
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monsterone
01-29-2004, 08:38 AM
death_metal fuzzybutt might have to be retired for make believe ballroom fuzzybutt
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Tall_James
01-29-2004, 08:41 AM
death_metal fuzzybutt might have to be retired for make believe ballroom fuzzybutt
Hey - knock it off! Or else she may hit you with her giant purse filled with old tissues, copies of Modern Maturity and hard candy from the Truman administration! ;)
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zoom2457
01-29-2004, 08:55 AM
Good for you Alice!!!
Damn these kids today...
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monsterone
01-29-2004, 09:06 AM
Hey - knock it off!
he's not joking. i can out of the club last night and got chased down the street by make believe ballroom fuzzybutt and osteoporosis_james on their lil rascals. it was terrifying for 2 blocks, then their batteries wore down.
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Jennitalia
01-29-2004, 09:28 AM
you're doing a great job at being the local crazy cat lady. :)
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KERMIT
01-29-2004, 09:55 AM
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if someone could find the crazy cat lady from the simpsons it would be even better.
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if someone could find the crazy cat lady from the simpsons it would be even better.
I tried.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-29-2004, 12:12 PM
Are you coming over to my place tonight to watch "Matlock" and enjoy one of my famous "Geritol Smoothies"?
"He bit me with my own teeth!
death_metal fuzzybutt might have to be retired for make believe ballroom fuzzybutt
Don't be fresh!
I tried.
I can't believe the immortal AJ got stumped!
When I called the school, I got as far as, "There's a group of students sitting in a car in the parking lot..." when the woman said, "Ok, I'll go out there and bring them in." I didn't even have to go into detail. Guess the school isn't too keen on students not being in class at 9:30 in the morning.
Now where's that ribbon candy?
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I can't believe the immortal AJ got stumped!
I know. I'm ashamed.
Now where's that ribbon candy?
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-29-2004, 12:26 PM
Redeemed! :p
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Tall_James
01-29-2004, 12:32 PM
Redeemed!
Not in my book A.J. - Try harder!
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Tall_James
01-29-2004, 12:33 PM
Must I do everything here? Sigh...
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high fly
01-29-2004, 02:20 PM
Heh heh heh, that hadda be fun, Alice.
Next time, get some crack and call the cops and swear one of them sold it to you...
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-29-2004, 02:34 PM
that hadda be fun, Alice.
Hehe. You bet!
I think I'll program the school's number into my cell. :)
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hyperspace
01-29-2004, 02:45 PM
carefull you might get a horses head under your sheets. this one will be white with its hat on backwards going yo yo yo!
MattyBronx
01-29-2004, 03:11 PM
As I pass this one car full of a bunch kids, they honk the horn...
I can't believe they did that to you, after you gave them those nice shiny pennies in their Trick-or-Treat bags last Halloween. The little bastards.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-29-2004, 03:18 PM
I can't believe they did that to you, after you gave them those nice shiny pennies in their Trick-or-Treat bags last Halloween.
Not to mention the Mary Janes.
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