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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-03-2001, 07:02 AM
I've got three cats-- Alice,
Otis, and Lloyd. Otis is the
oldest and my little baby. AND
AN ARMPIT FREAK! He just can't
get enough of my stank after I
run. If I'm lying on the floor
stretching after my run, he'll
come up to me and just rub his
face all over my pits. I'll
hang my sports bra on a
doorknob to dry and he's just
all over that thing! I'll
throw my sweaty t-shirt on him
and he's hit nirvana.
I've outed my cat.
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erinmoran
09-03-2001, 07:24 AM
He just can't
get enough of my stank after I
run. If I'm lying on the floor
stretching after my run, he'll
come up to me and just rub his
face all over my pits. I'll
hang my sports bra on a
doorknob to dry and he's just
all over that thing! I'll
throw my sweaty t-shirt on him
and he's hit nirvana.
Enough about your husband...tell me more about your cat
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Pootertoot
09-03-2001, 09:15 AM
I had a girlfriend like that. Not so much sweaty pits, but a definite armpit nuzzler. It's probably my rugged, Victor Mature-like scent.
Or the only dark place she thought she could hide. Those crazy three year olds.
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WALRUS
09-03-2001, 02:54 PM
My cat is here and he is ready to take over the board
I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-03-2001, 05:11 PM
FEH! You call that a cat?!?
Alice can kick major ASS!
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girl germs
09-03-2001, 05:54 PM
<i>"My cat is here and he is ready to take over the board "</i>
can your cat balance stuff on its head like little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire? ha! i didn't think so.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-03-2001, 06:00 PM
Yes, let us not forget little
oolong. Even Alice looks at
little oolong in awe.
She can't balance stuff on her
head and feels she can't compete.
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