Sperm EXPLODES All Over Taiwan City

[Reephdweller]

A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts.

Certified by authorities as the largest beached whale on record in Taiwan, the 17-meter 50-ton carcass was being transported by a flat-bed trailer-truck to a special research location after National Cheng Kung University officials and security guards refused to allow the whale on campus.


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I bet it STINKS there today.


Full story... (http://www.etaiwannews.com/Taiwan/2004/01/27/1075168255.htm)

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[Reephdweller]

Cum to Taiwan!



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[furie]

this reminds me of the time a small town in New England blew up a beached whale because they didn't have a truck to move it. blubber rained down on the crowd.


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[SatCam]

They're going to need a lot of SEAMEN to bring the dead whale back to sea.

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[mdr55]

Increase of pregnancies reported at the hospitals during the incident

It's the Immaculte Cumception.

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Country officials have said that they may ERECT a statue after the fallen whale.

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[A.J.]

Are they changing the name of the town to "bukkake"?

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[JohnnyCash]

A few years ago a huge turtle washed up in Atlantic Beach in LI and they blew it up. It was awesome.

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[monsterone]

the taiwanese, a spunky bunch


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[furie]

A few years ago a huge turtle washed up in Atlantic Beach in LI and they blew it up. It was awesome.


that's what i was thinking of


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[mdr55]

Taiwan City was voted the Most "WhalCumming" city in the world in a recent poll.

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[furie]

found this (http://www.perp.com/whale/)


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[Reephdweller]

found this


hahahaha that's where i found the image in my post.

there's a funny video of the whale getting blowd up as well.

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[sr71blackbird]

some set of baleen they have in Taiwan

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[Fallon]

Gross.

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Gross.

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DUDE! My girlfriend's gonna kill me!

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