I'm Not A Racist!

[DJEvelEd]

I wanna say*********************label me********************not racist******************************************** *************funny jokes*********************banned****************** ******************************no warning***************1st Guinea Pig************************testing red "on vacation" symbol*********************My mother taught me************************good upbringing*******************Catholic Schools*****************************************Al Sharpton********************** childhood hero***********************many black friends**********************sex too**********************disappointed************* ********************I cuntlike*****************************I*apologized **********************F‘cesT***************Jiggyfl y***********************Shock Posters**********************Death Metal Moe*********************The Staff Room**************my bleeding rectum*****************sperm trail*************other locked threads******************no fair standard***************subjective***************** *********cliques********************Ive had a rough childhood***********************attacked with a hanger in the womb********************life unfair**************If I had a vagina*********************anything goes*****************************sorry for offending the black people here**************Mojo don't know me**********************more black girlfriends than*****************have a black half-brother*********************Im offended**************************hypocracy******* *********comparable to the Stern gag order********************twisted sense of humor*****************twisted sense of fairness***********************************punisha ble**********************Bob Hope the rapist***********************************Evel Ed the racist*******************not true********************I seem to be********** fuckface**************************moronic********* ***silly*****************shocking************ (**** ***) **********assworms (cacing rambu) ***************offended by your "racist" label************************who polices the police*******************************Peekums won't talk to me *********************outcast*************shunned** ****************** piss corners of the subway**************************just wanna laugh*******************comebackMoe*************** *********Amalgamated Association Of Shock Posters Local 6 7/8 ***************************hope******************* **********diarrhea-speak****************walk on eggshells******************not I*****************my apologies***************funny is what funny does****************laughter is healthy***************I'm a health nut******************can I get a warning next time***********

And for the Mods who voted "against" my ban (you know who you are): Thanks for trying and "The Czech is in the male."

[edit] Whats with all the "*****'s"? You cant even understand what I wrote

[Edit] Grow up Ed. Don't be stupid you moron



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[furie]

whatever lets you sleep at night.


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[Furtherman]

Hey, no problem.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 1-27-04 @ 10:40 AM


damn mods from the future


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[angrymissy]

you're not funny.

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[HarborHound]

yes you are

yo man former CAPO

[angrymissy]

its old hat by now, now it's just really fucking annoying "oooohhhh look how EDGY I AM WOW"

give it up.

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 1-27-04 @ 10:53 AM

[DJEvelEd]

its old hat by now, now it's just really fucking annoying "oooohhhh look how EDGY I AM WOW"


I'm not an attractive young woman such as yourself, so I need to try other means to attract board members to have sex with me. If I only had your wit I'd get all the girlies here. Shock Posting HAS gotten me laid so I gots to go with what works. Annoyance is my forte. Thanks for being so.

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[Tall_James]

Shock Posting HAS gotten me laid

If that's true I gots to give it a try...

"POOPYHEADS - ALL YOU GUYS ARE POOPYHEADS!!!!!"

No? I suck as a shock poster.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[StupidGirlllll]

its old hat by now, now it's just really fucking annoying "oooohhhh look how EDGY I AM WOW"


Chill Missy, why so angry? He just wanted to let people know he is back..Nothing wrong with that. After all this is a message board..

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[Katylina]

So where did you go on vacation? You should have stayed another day or two to miss the snow out here.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, I was still sleeping then!

No wonder the desk chair was warm when I sat in it...

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[high fly]

I'm nota racist


Just in case anyone is wondering, I'm not a Republican.

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[angrymissy]

Chill Missy, why so angry?

cause its annoying as hell to me and not funny, seriously it makes me not want to read the board sometimes

thats just my opinion

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[JustJon]

He just wanted to let people know he is back..Nothing wrong with that.
yes there is.

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[Hosp]

If being a shock poster was the only factor in you getting laid, the person who had sex with you really should reevaluate their life.

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[DJEvelEd]

"POOPYHEADS - ALL YOU GUYS ARE POOPYHEADS!!!!!"
No? I suck as a shock poster.


James, that was terrific. Try replacing poopy with dripping DiarrheaT and fling it at a gay AIDS infected priest and you're well on your way.

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[StupidGirlllll]

If being a shock poster was the only factor in you getting laid, the person who had sex with you really should reevaluate their life.


Hey, stone thrower..didn't you go on the Stern show for some odd reason...Like a date with a porn star or something?

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[East Side Dave]

Peekums won't talk to me



Yes, he will! He was putting rubber bands on his fingers so that they'd fall off he missed you so! Peekums, Ed's back! Don't worry, we'll get the doctors who worked on John Bobbit to fix you up! (Bunny puppets are so tempermental) Now say hello!

Peekums: squeak, squeak!



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[SatCam]

I'm not an attractive young woman such as yourself, so I need to try other means to attract board members to have sex with me.

Give it up. It didn't work for me.

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[DJEvelEd]

He was putting rubber bands on his fingers so that they'd fall off he missed you so! Peekums, Ed's back! Don't worry, we'll get the doctors who worked on John Bobbit to fix you up!

Evel Ed: "Oh Peekums, come here. I'll lick your wounds if you lick mine"
*Ed licks Peekum's finger wounds*

Peekums: "Squeek squeek"
*Licks wounds Ed received in The Staff Room*

Evel Ed: "Yeah, that's it. That's it. Get that big gash."

Peekums: "Sqeeeeeek" "Squaaaaak"

Evel Ed: "It's not gay unless we make eye contact so be careful"

Peekums: "Squeek"

*squish*

East Side Dave: "What is wrong with you two, licking eash others gashes? You're doing it ALL WRONG!"
*Dave pushes play on the tape deck*

*Ethel Merman showtunes blare*

Ethel Merman: "You'll be SWELL!"
"You'll be GREAT!"
"You'll have the whole WORLD on a PLATE!"

East Side Dave: "Now THAT'S how we lick gash around here"

*Peekums & Ed dance around arm in arm*

Mojo: "Fags!"


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[Tall_James]

Welcome back DJEvelEd. When you left I swore I could hear someone singing about how sad they were when you left. it sounded like...

"...don't it make my brown-eye blue"


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Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Iamnotatool]

Just in case anyone is wondering, I'm not a Republican.



...and I amnotatool



Oh darn, missy is leaving? there goes a ray of sunshine for sure.

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[angrymissy]

im not leaving

sarcasm noted

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[Iamnotatool]

Thanks, I tried to lay it on pretty thick.

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[Heavy]

ugh

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[Hosp]

StupidGirlllll 1-27-04 @ 11:48 AM



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If being a shock poster was the only factor in you getting laid, the person who had sex with you really should reevaluate their life.
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Hey, stone thrower..didn't you go on the Stern show for some odd reason...Like a date with a porn star or something?


Supid Girl, what does that have to do with any of this?

So was Ed any good?

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[DJEvelEd]

Hosp, You won a date with a porn star? Which one? Viviana? Ron Jeremy? I hope you had some good clean fun with those colored condoms.

I did think Stupidgirlll's comment was kinda funny saying a Porn Star re-evaluated her life after having sex with you.



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