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Arienette
01-26-2004, 04:17 PM
is that what guys want?

discuss.

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Snoogans
01-26-2004, 04:18 PM
i dont like em off the street, id rather they live somehwere

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01-26-2004, 04:43 PM
a little from 'column A' and a little more from 'column B' .....



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newport king
01-26-2004, 04:51 PM
no, i would like a completely mute stranger that only wants me for sex.

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reeshy
01-26-2004, 04:53 PM
I did it in the road once!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
01-26-2004, 05:23 PM
Yes, she's right.

I want Jo-Jo The Dog-Faced Boy in my bed. And maybe a little side of the bearded lady. Either beard will do.

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smiler grogan
01-26-2004, 05:29 PM
Just the opposite.
I like a complete attention whore in public and a frigid fish in the sack.

Eh just kidding, I like a sassy lady in public and yeah a good time gal in bed.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-26-2004, 05:29 PM
I have no idea. skidmark makes all my decisions for me.




















That's a joke, people!

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Heavy
01-26-2004, 05:30 PM
Yes

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mdr55
01-26-2004, 05:31 PM
Freaks come out at night.......especially in the bedroom.


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Arienette
01-26-2004, 05:42 PM
why am i not surprised that mojo needs a beard?

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mikeyboy
01-26-2004, 05:47 PM
why am i not surprised that mojo needs a beard?


Oh crap, that was funny. You're the best Easter Bunny ever!

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sr71blackbird
01-26-2004, 06:16 PM
I like a subtle woman, whos not aggressive. One overcome with passion and longing, but whos smart and capable and can pull off being sophisticated when the need arises, but whos more comfortable in sweats and sneakers.

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MizzleTizzle
01-26-2004, 06:22 PM
is that what guys want?


Guilty; but I dont mind a 'freak' at all in the street, although I guess we'd have to establish a Freak Scale. Where 1 = you wouldnt notice unless told, and 10 = GG Allin

I'm also like costumes, like little red riding hood.

For her too, often.

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FUNKMAN
01-26-2004, 06:25 PM
i prefer to freak on the stairs or the floor(provides better footing)

beds are for sleeping

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TheMojoPin
01-26-2004, 06:30 PM
Slaps for everyone!

Heeee-YAH!

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Arienette
01-26-2004, 06:32 PM
I'm also like costumes, like little red riding hood.<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/bdaycreepiness.jpg"></img><br>

hah, i just needed to see yerdaddy's head on silera's body again.

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more cowbells
01-26-2004, 06:35 PM
is that what guys want?

But of course, my Darling.

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FUNKMAN
01-26-2004, 06:44 PM
i just needed to see yerdaddy's head on silera's body again.


i'm sure the guys would prefer Silera's head instead...

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mikeyboy
01-26-2004, 06:49 PM
i'm sure the guys would prefer Silera's head instead...


on Yerdaddy's body? That's just weird.

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A.J.
01-26-2004, 08:17 PM
Yerdaddy's a "butterface"?

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
01-26-2004, 08:59 PM
yea that's what i want

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TheGameHHH
01-26-2004, 09:50 PM
define "freak in the bed"...........will u do anal?

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Justice4all
01-26-2004, 10:08 PM
is that what guys want?

discuss.



What brough up this question?

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Reephdweller
01-27-2004, 02:36 AM
I like a subtle woman, whos not aggressive. One overcome with passion and longing, but whos smart and capable and can pull off being sophisticated when the need arises, but whos more comfortable in sweats and sneakers.



hmmm....sounds nothing like your chick though.

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sr71blackbird
01-27-2004, 03:52 AM
hmmm....sounds nothing like your chick though.


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high fly
01-27-2004, 07:59 AM
(grooooaaaan)

Yeah, baby, that's what I want.

Yeah.


Oh yeah.





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YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT!




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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
01-27-2004, 08:05 AM
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HarborHound
01-27-2004, 08:10 AM
Absolutely. I don't want everyone to know she is a freak.

yo man former CAPO

Furtherman
01-27-2004, 08:23 AM
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Arienette
01-27-2004, 05:57 PM
define "freak in the bed"...........will u do anal? this isn't about me, is it? it wasn't an offer... but i would imagine that a "freak in the bed" might well give it up.

is that what guys want?

discuss.



What brough up this question?
i was listening to that song yeah by usher, featuring lil jon and ludacris. it goes,
My outfit's ridiculous, In the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women al on the prowl,
if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
Forget about the game I'm a spit the truth,
I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with they clothes,
then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the jag and I took the roles,
if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now,
when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please,
Ludacris fill cups like double d's.
Me and Ush once more and we leave em dead,
we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed

so, i was curious.


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guttersnipe
01-27-2004, 06:17 PM
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monsterone
01-27-2004, 06:27 PM
i definitely don't want a freak in the street but a lady in the bed.

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A.J.
01-28-2004, 10:01 AM
is that what guys want?

I just want a woman with a nice Milkshake.

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Hosp
01-28-2004, 10:38 AM
It doesn't matter to me. I just want to be with someone and if we connect, I'll take her any way she wants to be.

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Justice4all
01-28-2004, 11:38 AM
[/quote]i was listening to that song yeah by usher, featuring lil jon and ludacris. it goes,
My outfit's ridiculous, In the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women al on the prowl,
if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.
Forget about the game I'm a spit the truth,
I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with they clothes,
then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the jag and I took the roles,
if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now,
when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please,
Ludacris fill cups like double d's.
Me and Ush once more and we leave em dead,
we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed

so, i was curious.


[/quote]

Ahhhh ok....well speaking for MYSELF....yes the best of both worlds is idealistic, but like many things in a relationship you have to learn to compromise some things. I would like to be able to take somone out for a nice evening of theatre (do not laugh..I actually go to Broadway shows and plays...) and nice dinner out and also can be a little (or alot) evil in bed, and out of it also.
But I think that alot of women would like that same thing. Have a man who is affectionate and loving outside and inside someone who fucks her like no one else can. ( I could be wrong but something tells me I doubt it)


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mdr55
01-28-2004, 11:48 AM
For the dudes that say "Yes" to having a lady be a freak in bed, does that include when your lady wants to wear a strap-on and do you doggy style?

That's too freaky for me, there has to be a line drawn somewhere.

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Jack_Doff
01-28-2004, 12:13 PM
For the dudes that say "Yes" to having a lady be a freak in bed, does that include when your lady wants to wear a strap-on and do you doggy style?

That's too freaky for me, there has to be a line drawn somewhere.


What about her using a finger or two? Would that fit inside the parameters of your "drawn line? Just kidding.

As for the original question: I think it is cool to have a girlfriend that your parents like but when you get some alone time, you get your freak on. Its like a private secret that only the two of you know. And sharing that makes it really hot.

Johnathan H Christ
02-03-2004, 07:48 PM
i like my women with loud mouths and bad attitudes... and sometimes stomach cancer.

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Kewlkat
02-03-2004, 11:04 PM
bah!! someone beat me to it and I have nothing.

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Bill From Yorktown
02-04-2004, 02:42 AM
Damn straight that's what guys what. especially if she's all "business suits to work" with "fredricks of hollywood" underneath for "later"....

yes!

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hyperspace
02-04-2004, 05:25 AM
i wouldn't kick her out of my bed for making.....asphalt???

sexy bastard
02-04-2004, 08:46 AM
I have to agree...I like my women very proper and lady like in public but in the bed room i need a freaky slut
I think that is what all guys want

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FUNKMAN
02-04-2004, 10:15 AM
freaky in the car is cool too...

just watch out for those 'peeping toms' in the tractor trailers and pickup trucks...

make sure they get a good look
;)

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stickyfingers
02-04-2004, 01:19 PM
Its tough for a gal to get really freaky in 23 seconds




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