This Sucks!

[Gvac]

Last night (Saturday) I went to a great BBQ. Tomorrow, Labor Day, I have another BBQ to go to. But today, zilch, zero, nada. Absolutely nothing going on. I am bored out of my skull. I'm headed to the A&P to pick up the hugest steak I can get my hands on, and then I'm hitting the liquor store on the way back for some refreshments. You're all invited.




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[Gvac]

It's picking up steam! You guys sure you don't want to party?




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[Pootertoot]

Is it too late for me to decline politely?

I really want to go, but I have breast cancer.

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[girl germs]

i'm gonna get all my animal activist friends to go protest at this labor day bbq you're going to.



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[Gvac]

Aww, germsie, can't I be allowed the indulgence of animal flesh once in a while? Most of the time I eat chicken, which doesn't count.

And Pooter, I thought you knew that the carcinogens produced from grilling meat over charcoal is a well-know cancer cure. Shame on you.




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[girl germs]

sure gvac, just this once...go eat all the meat you can eat, big boy!

i do hope some cows attack you on your way home, though.

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[Gvac]

And you guys wonder why I love germsie so much.........

P.S. - I'm going to the game.




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This message was edited by gvac on 9-3-01 @ 11:04 AM

[JustJon]

are you kidding? gvac will kill the cows with his bare hands and skin and slice 'em so there's enough steaks for everybody!

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[Gvac]

I'm all fired up just from reading those words! You, sir, have a gift. JustJon, will you write my epitaph?




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[EffMeBoobs]

How was the liver (your liver) you grilled over your mesquite-flavored broquettes?It has been marinating in alcohol for some time now...it should've beeen juicy and tender.

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[Captain Rooster]

I love to sneak up on cows and shove hand grenades up there ass - that's definitely a quick way to snatch up some steak rrreeaal quick!

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