An Innocent at the Gas Station

[PanterA]

So its 1am and I needed some gas before I get home. So I give the guy behind the glass 4o bucks and I begin to fill the tank. A van pull up to the same tank but on the other side. The kid (about 19) goes to the window gives his money, and starts to pump.

I guess the pump stopped at $4and the kid flips. Like a fuckin light switch the kid goes nut! "YO!! I WANTED 9 DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK I GAVE YOU 9 DOLLARS. CALL THE COPS, CALL THE FUCKIN COPS!" He proceeds to punch the glass yelling "YOU'RE ROBBIN 5 DOLLARS FROM ME!! COME OUT HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!! CALL THE COPS!!". The guy behind the counter keeps saying "No you give 4 dollah. Look 4 dollah."

We finally my tank is full ($36.00) and I go up to get my change. The kids still punching the glass saying he's gonna fuck him up and call the cops. Then I look down....wow, there's a $5 bill on the floor. I pick it up and turn to the kid. "Hey bro relax, you dropped the 5 on the floor..." The kid gives me a blank stare for a solid 10 seconds. He takes the $5 and completely calm he goes, "oh thanks" then turns the gas attendant and starts yelling "You're so fucking lucky bitch! Yeah Yeah Come out here. Whatever you're so lucky!" I was laughing the whole way to my car and the last thing I see is this mid aged Hindu guy with a shit eating grin on his face bobbin back and forth givin the finger.

One of the funniest things I've witnessed in while

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[silera]

You went all Matlock on him!


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[gypsy]

Ha! Great story. Wow, $36 dollars for a tank. What do you drive and how much is gas.

[silera]

Wow, $36 dollars for a tank


New York gas pumps are rapists.

We're all innocent victims.


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[sr71blackbird]

See? Your a good guy! Some people would have pocketed the 5 and sat and watched the show

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[stickyfingers]

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Wow, $36 dollars for a tank


New York gas pumps are rapists.

We're all innocent victims.




I can smuggle some good reg. unleaded into the city at a fraction of the cost




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[Yerdaddy]

He's lucky his boss Brian Doyl Murray didn't come back and kick him out of the cage.

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[mdr55]

Something similar happened to me yesterday at the racetrack. I went to make a $4.00 bet and gave the attendant $10.00. She then proceeded to give me back $16.00 instead of the correct change of $6.00. I waited for a few minutes to see if she noticed her mistake but she didn't. So when I picked up the $16.00, I gave her back the $10 and told her she gave me too much (I thought about keeping the extra $10 for a second).

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[TheMojoPin]

I was laughing the whole way to my car and the last thing I see is this mid aged Hindu guy with a shit eating grin on his face bobbin back and forth givin the finger.

Fuckin' awesome.

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[Snoogans]

the attendant should beat that kid and stole his ride like he was eminem's mom

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[Johnny Fontane]

That was one crazy innocent.

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[A.J.]

I was laughing the whole way to my car and the last thing I see is this mid aged Hindu guy with a shit eating grin on his face bobbin back and forth givin the finger.

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[PanterA]

That was one crazy innocent. 01-24-2004 @ 5:14 AM

cant a guy get a break?

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[Jennitalia]

i'm shocked as hell that Pants was able to walk from his car and back without falling on his ass.

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm shocked as hell that Pants was able to walk to his car and back without falling on his ass.


he says he 'innocently' found the 5 bollar bill but he probably tripped over it...

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[SatCam]

...and his ass smelled like ink for the rest of the day.

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[sr71blackbird]

cant a guy get a break?


It would be nice if when you make a post, if after you do it you notice a mistake in its title, that you are allowed one redemtion to correct it before someone posts in it. Just one a day, is that too much to ask? Like, if you make a post and you see that its been posted by someone else, you should be able to "delete" it, but only if no one posted in it yet. Whatta ya think?

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[SatCam]

I was accually going to say "so who was the innocent in this situation?"... then I saw it was a typo :)

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[FUNKMAN]

i just figured the attendant or pantera himself were being referred to with 'innocent'...

now i feel a wee-bit foolish...

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[JustJon]

It would be nice if when you make a post, if after you do it you notice a mistake in its title, that you are allowed one redemtion to correct it before someone posts in it. Just one a day, is that too much to ask? Like, if you make a post and you see that its been posted by someone else, you should be able to "delete" it, but only if no one posted in it yet. Whatta ya think?
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And PanterA is just lucky there was no fresh produce in the area or he might have slipped and fallen into the altercation with an ass smelling of broccoli.

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[newport king]

We finally my tank is full ($36.00)


here we see bobby p. and his buddies driving home from the gas station:
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[Gaia]

HAHA!!! thats so funny!! Was that the Sunoco in babylon village? Or another...I have fond memories of that gas station!!! I would have fallen on the floor laughing. What a skitzoid!!!!

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