Gym Class Disasters

[Reephdweller]

Back in middle school during one of my gym classes we played baseball. One of the kids who reached first was running to second when the kid at the plate hit the ball. I remember as the kid on first started racing to second that his helmet came off. The ball was hit to first, so the first baseman fires this shot to second, unfortunately the baserunner was in the path and the ball just made a pop noise as it smacked into his head. The next thing we knew he was covered in blood. Me and another teamate had to help carry him to the nurse, and eventually in an ambulance.

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[monsterone]

floor hockey- a disaster waiting to happen. they always turned into fights in my school. god knows why they let us play.


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[TheGameHHH]

i puked in the middle on gym class one time in elementry school.

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[cozmokramer]

I remember hearing about in 6th grade, our PE program tried to get golf going (never worked) and so kids were about 4 feet away trying to hit wiffle balls with some irons.

An LD kid was walking by and of course not during the wind up, but instead when the kid came down through he struck the LD in the side of the head. Everybody said it was really bloody.

As for a personal disaster, I had to really go to the bathroom in 2nd grade, we were outside in Gym and I knew my teacher would get mad if I asked him during jumping jacks so.....I just let it go. When a couple kids asked me I said it was sweat (though we only played 4-square in 40degrees weather)

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[HarborHound]

During gym there was a pomell horse and a kid tried to flip over it and broke his neck.

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[dingo]

i took a floor hocky stick to the eye in hs once they let me leave school cause it cut my eyelid a bit

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[Iamnotatool]

My ex has a horror story.


Her period. White sweat pants. Nuff said.

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[samnyc]

In middle school a classmate was spotting me for sit-ups when I farted in his face.

[monsterone]

In middle school a classmate was spotting me for sit-ups when I farted in his face.



what fucking school did you go to where you hold someone's feet down with your own sholders???


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[JPMNICK]

We were playing softball in 4th grade gym class. One of the not so coordinated kids was the catcher. Anyway a kid got to the plate, took a swing, and hit this kid in the head so hard he just went out. The abulance came and he was not in school for like a month. They sued and got a shitload of money.

[JesterOfSadness]

11th grade I was playing basketball and I went to rebound the ball and this kid smashes right into me shattering my middle finger.

Back in Elementary school we were gonna have a talent show and this kid was on a pogo stick, well the floor was slippery so down he went face first. I don't know why but I couldnt stop laughing.

And something happened to me but not in Gym class. At camp we were playing golf and this kid was swinging the golf club around like a clown. So being the stupid ass that I am I went over to get the club and then it went dark. I got hit in the face with a golf club. Knocked my ass out for a couple of minutes. Got up and laughed it off along with the blood coming out of my nose.

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[reeshy]

I went to high school in the South Bronx. While changing for gym in the locker room one day, the boys and me were comparing firearms with one another. My buddy (we'll call him Tommy for legal reasons) picked up my .357 and didn't check to see if it was loaded(if you know anything about me...it's always loaded)!! Well, you know the rest of the story. Tommy gets out next year if the parole board has a heart!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

Once in my school we were to play baseball in the field across the street and the gym teacher brought this big bag of gloves and bats and balls and stuff, and everyones selecting gloves and by the time I get up to the bag, theres only one glove left, and it was for a lefty! So, he puts me way out in the left field, figuring no one will hit the ball to me, and Im just kinds watching the game, maybe a ball would roll out my way once in a while is someone in the infield missed it. Later on in the game, its tied up and its the last inning and this kid hits the ball, its a high pop and its coming right at me! I see it like a little dot in the sky, everyones screaming, Catch it! Catch it!! My hand go up, the ball slams into my hand so hard, that I drop it screaming in pain.

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[Borne Too Loose]

I did a paper on Sweden when i was in high school. I remember it because the next day in gym class I got diareeha on the mini tramp.

Oh wait, that wasn't me.

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[TheMojoPin]

I once pantsed a kid's gym shorts when we were on the tennis courts, tossed them up on the awning ten feet over the entrance of the gym, and then locked him outside.

I kinda feel bad now.

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[grlNIN]

During Spring we were playing lacrosse outside, the night before it had rained so the grass was still wet and slippery. So we're all running around, not taking the game seriously enough...the Coach got pissed and demanded us to lap for every time we did something stupid or cursed eachother.

Long story short half the teams are running with lacrosse sticks around the soccor field, someone slipped on the grass and started going down, idiotically trying to use the stick for leverage to stop the fall and took someone else down, who in turn grabbed onto someone else. I think in sumise there were about 5 players down and 3 oddly placed lacrosse sticks.

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[A.J.]

I once pantsed a kid's gym shorts when we were on the tennis courts, tossed them up on the awning ten feet over the entrance of the gym, and then locked him outside.

I kinda feel bad now.

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[TheMojoPin]

Not THAT bad.

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[reeshy]

I once pantsed a kid's gym shorts when we were on the tennis courts, tossed them up on the awning ten feet over the entrance of the gym, and then locked him outside. I kinda feel bad now.


Why,,,,cause he stalked you after that and wanted to share his Dr. Pepper with you after sundown????

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[mikeyboy]

I ran track in High School, and my school had one of the last two or three cinder tracks in Maryland. Anyway, we're practicing sprints, and this lanky uncoordinated bastard loses his footing or something and shoots his leg out sideways, taking me down in full sprint. I went into a forward slide and shredded my hands and forearms. Somehow I turned myself over while sliding and tore up my thighs and my ass. To add insult to injury, I had thousands of tiny shards of cinder and cinder dust wedged under my skin. Fun.

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[Late2party]

Try this: You're extremely nearsighted, and you aren't allowed to wear your glasses in gym class for fear they'll get broken.

How's your hand-eye coordination NOW?

I actually hated dodgeball. But later, I found out I'm cross-eye dominant (i.e. right-handed but my left eye is the sharper one) and have a helluva talent for lining up gunsights and shooting things.

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[mdr55]

When we used to play basketball during gym in highschool, I didn't know how to play b-ball back then. I gave one of my classmates a clothesline when he tried to go to the hoop (it was unintentional).

Another time I think I accidentally pushed or threw to the bleachers another dude while playing "kill the man with the ball" basketball although I had no memory of the actual incident. He came to school the next day with a cast on his arm telling everyone what I did. We were in the same homeroom and he called me the "Silent Assassin" due to the fact I was quiet but kept taking people out.

Another incident that further enhanced my rep was when we were playing soccer in the gym. (Of course I have no idea how to play soccer). While going for the ball I got pushed or tripped (my version) and took out the other player with a flying tackle with the elbows (he fell to the ground hard). All you heard from everyone else "Did you see that hit?" The gym teacher took me out of the game for the rest of the period and chewed me out thinking what I did was intentional but it was an accident. One of the guys on the football team tried to talk me into joining up but I was never into team sports. (Actually I thought about attending football sign-ups but once 2:30 came along, let's just say my school spirit vanished).

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[MizzleTizzle]

1. Archery; sadly, no disaster story, but hadda mention at one time they handed us bows and arrows. If I knew then...

2. Square Dancing: those two words alone, put together, for me, qualify as disaster.

3. Being a 6 foot 4 freshman/soph who refuses to play football when your gym teacher is head coach. wouldnt lay off of me for not playing for him for the 2 years.

But these are all weak. I either can't remember any, or we were a lucky lot.

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[sr71blackbird]

Speaking of archery, I know this will sound like the stupidest thing you ever heard anyone do, but I use to go to summer school (not for education, it was more a way to get us kids out of my parents hair for the summer) and they had arts and crafts, gym, science fun and swimming lessons. One day, a friend and I are watching the other kids being instructed in archery, and they had these huge targets lined up in front of these bushes. I get the idea to sneak behind the bushes ( I know...dumb!) to get one of the arrows that missed the target. So I get behind it and find an arrow and I tuck it under my arm so it looks like it went through my chest and I come running out between the targets screaming! The teacher almost had a heart attack and the kids stood there with their mouths open. Needless to say, archery was cancelled for the remainder of the session.

(Why did I do it and why did I think it was a good idea? Its one of the many mysteries of my early adolesence. It was probably my way of being comical.)

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[Rancor6666]

Grammar School we're on the field doing an obstacle coarse. They just used fresh paint to mark out the field. I'm talking house paint the migrant janitors were retarded. Needless to say whole class comes back stained white and had to get a paint thinner bath to get the shit off me.

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[Late2party]

I was really, really good at archery. No offense, but you'd have been dead. And that would have sucked.

[Late2party]

Keep running behind the place where PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING THINGS AT.

How did you live agian? Can you catch the bullets downrange so I can melt them into new bullets?

Jeez.

[JohnnyCash]

I was one of the only white kids in my highschool. I was 5' tall and in a basketball class. That was a disaster.

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[walking joint]

this is one of the stupidest things i've done in my life:

practicing during lacrosse...i was an attackman and as our scrimmage was going on me and one of the defensemen were going back and forth after he slashed me a bunch of times and got a good one across my helmet also, which to me was a bit much for practice. so after another hit to the head i got pissed. the ball was on the ground and he was a step ahead of me as we ran to scoop it up. i took the head of my stick and went to catch his cleet onto the mesh hoping to give him a nice spill...well his cleet really caught onto the mesh and my stick went between his legs and broke one of them. he was screaming in pain and i felt instant guilt. still think about it from time to time and feel bad.

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[smiler grogan]

Our Gym teachers must have been bored so they came up with unique ways to play volleyball.
One was actually with a medicine ball. Now obviously we couldn't play regular volleyball it was more of a catch and heave. The other was with an oversized beach ball. I was playing front and going up to wallop this monsterous ball back over the net when the kid next to me hits it first. He forearms the thing which makes sence since it was huge but his little spindle arm shoots back off the ball and smashes my nose it was a bloody mess.

[AngelAmy]

all my embarrassing stories have to do with me trying to show off to my friends to make em laugh...well this one happened when i was either in 8th or 9th grade. we were in the gym waiting for class to stop and like every day i would jump over the badmitton nets...one day my leg didnt get alllllllll the way over the net and i tripped and slid like a million feet across that awful gym floor and crashed into the wall



good times.

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[Duke]

i was playing softball in Gym class (dont think i am gay everyone in our class was playing it) anyway i was the catcher well there was a guy on 3rd and the guy that just hit the ball right near the 1st basemen so he picks it up a throws it to me i didnt catch it right and i bent my finger right back it swelled 3x the size of normal finger and it was black and Blue for a month SPLINTS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!

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[El Mudo]

I think it was in 7th grade gym class, i sneezed and blew about a palm-sized load of snot into my hand....i had nowhere else to put it, and i was deathly afraid of my gym teacher, so i just tucked it under the ol' gym shirt...

funnily, it dissapeared like 10 minutes later....didnt hit the floor....just dissapeared...no trace...

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[GwEnYpOo]

last year we had to do hand wieghts . . we were doing some kind of bicep curl or somethin and my hand went a little out of control . to make a long story short i hit my friend in the forehead ansd knocked her out for a good 45 minutes . the really sad part is ,she woke up by time the ambulance got there.

a few months ago me & my retardo friends decided to play volley ball with a basket ball while the teacher was still getting everyone out of the locker room. nuff said.

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[TheMojoPin]

Most painful thing that ever happened to me in gym class happened in the 8th grade.

We were playing basketball, and because of my height all I pretty much did was play center and grab the rebounds. So I go up to grab the ball after a missed shot, and two other guys go up right alongside of me. Well, when we came back down, one of the guys landed on my food, causing him to fall back right onto my leg, basically hyperextending the thing backwards as far as it can go with my knee snapping. And I just go DOWN. There was like a second of blinding pain and then my leg just went totally limp and numb. I dropped right to the floor, and couldn't get up, couldn't move my leg at all. Four other guys in the class had to carry me to the nurse's office. Couldn't feel or move my leg for about twenty minutes before feeling FINALLY came back. Oddly enough, the pain was minimal after that, but I couldn't walk on the leg for the better part of a week. Had to use crutches for about 4-5 days.

Outside of that...is there anything more pathetic than the people who went out of their way to NOT participate in gym class? I hate those people. I hope they killed themselves.

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[FUNKMAN]

As hard as i've tried to think back i can only remember 1 gym class(very sad), and it was when i was a freshman. We were doing exercises and a close friend and i were 'horsing' around. The gym teacher made us have a pushup contest in front of the rest of the class.

that's all

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[Reephdweller]

Outside of that...is there anything more pathetic than the people who went out of their way to NOT participate in gym class? I hate those people. I hope they killed themselves.



The folks with the doctors notes really were pathetic.

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[AngelAmy]

:( i had a doctor's note once....when i broke my leg

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[high fly]

This one from the first day of P.E. Me and my buddies didn't have jock straps, but were able to convince the class dork that it was an ear protector and since we were playing softball, if he was right handed he had to wear the cup over his left ear when he batted and the reverse if he was a lefty.



It worked.
When he left the locker room, he had that baby in place right over that left ear.




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were able to convince the class dork that it was an ear protector


And today, that dork is either an extremely successful computer nerd. Or a serial killer.

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[pinkyfloyd]

I remember in the first grade, I was talking to someone and looking back in their direction, when all of a sudden, I walked headfirst into the flagpole. I scraped up my knee and elbow when I hit the ground, and my friend had to escort me to the nurse's office, because I was crying hysterically. When I was in junior high, I was in the same gym class with this bastard guy who used to tease me all the time. All I wanted to do was just avoid any contact with him, so that he wouldn't start up with me. Well, sure enough, we're on the same team playing volleyball, and it's my turn to serve. I didn't have, nor do I have now, any upper body strength, so it was a rare feat if I ever got the ball over the net. I hit the ball, but it was too low, and it hit this guy square in the head. Secretly, I was glad that this happened, because he deserved it, but I also knew that this incident was not going to make my life much easier. One more thing, although it didn't happen in gym class. I was at my cousin's house and we were playing around with a lot of other kids. My cousin's house had a guard rail next to it, which blocked it off from a field. My cousin, who is 2 years older than me, came barreling down towards the guard rail on her bicycle. I was playing around, dodging back and forth in front of her, but I guess I misjudged the speed at which her bike was going, because, before I had time to think, she plowed right into me, and I flipped up and over the guardrail. I think I lost consciousness for a few seconds and the wind was knocked completely out of me. Ah, it's nice recalling these little disasters, which seemed so terrible at the time they happened, but now are pretty amusing.

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

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[stickyfingers]

The first real boob i ever saw was in 7th grade when this young lady came out of her shirt while jumping rope



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[Big Jim]

in 7th grade I climbed the 50ft high rope or whatever it was, in like 13seconds---then I realized that I was 50ft above the gym floor with only a 3 inch soft mat protecting me on the way down---I believe this is where my fear of heights stemmed from--anyways, I had on these real loose Umbro soccer shorts and boxers---so instead of just jumping onto the mat, I kinda slithered my way down, but at hte same time the shorts ran up my legs into my ass crack--by the time I made it down i had rope burn on my balls, ass, and inner legs---not too mention the entire gym class saw this. HURT LIKE A BASTARD--but I did get something like 2nd fast time in the class.


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once my friend was climbing up the rope and his leg fell off

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[newport king]

the place: bayonne high school
the year: 1996
location: tennis courts

we had 4 minutes inbetween classes so you can get to where you were going me and a buddy had a class right near the courts which was my next class. not really knowing how to play tennis, what with me 3 sizes too big jeans and timberlands on, i start fucking around and try an overhead serve, i hit the ball at about 135 mph with absolutely no regard as to where it is going to land. as a fuzzy green blur goes flying over the fence i see some kid walking to his next class he is walking with his head down a good 65-70 feet away, at the very moment the ball is about to crush his skull he picks his head up. my service breaks his nose upon impact. if that wasn't funny enough the ball bounces back like it hit a brick wall and travels past where i was standing (still outside the fence). his face is now a crimson mask my buddy throws his racket down and acts like he just happens to be standing on a tennis court not doing anything. i damn near pass out from laughter. ace for me!

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