Smack The Penguin!

[Furtherman]

A fun time killer.

So far my farthest is 558.6 ft.

Smack The Penguin (http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm)

I find a line drive goes farther.


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[newport king]

think the link might be bad. fix it i would like to smack a penguin.

~a newport king joint~

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I don't condone penguin smacking, but, yes, the link is bad.

http://emperor-penguin.com/love.jpg

HOW could you smack a penguin?

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-21-04 @ 9:06 PM

[Katylina]

Poor Ari!

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[Wormwood]

penguin scoop!

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[Arienette]

you should be ashamed of yourself! we're supposed to hug our penguins, not smack them. you better hope you never meet me...

Poor Ari!at least someone understands...

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[Furtherman]

Sorry folks, I click on the link and it works.

Try this: http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

.. or hug your penguins.

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[newport king]

nuthin.

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[Katylina]

I think you are messing with us. Those links don't work at all. Unless all of the penguins that have been smacked by you have now run to Ari to hug them and make them feel better.

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[Hottub]

Still a bad link.


Dammit!! I wanna smack me a penguin!

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[Furtherman]

http://www.ircuser.org/files/penguin.swf

OK... If this doesn't work, we can play Smack Furtherman.

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[JPMNICK]

I think this guy is over his acount limit for bandwidth. Check this message out:

This account has been suspended.
Either the domain has been overused, or the reseller ran out of resources.

[JustJon]

seriously, find a site that works already.

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[Hoojibs]

If you want something done right go find it yourself.

Here you go folks.

Smack the Penguin (http://www.casper.ru/temp/pingu/?namn=406)

Edit: 308.1 feet

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This message was edited by Hoojibs on 1-23-04 @ 11:07 AM

[Hottub]

Finally smackin'

Thanks hoojibs.

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[Patches]

320.3' The trick is to get the highest shot possible without a face plant.

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[Hottub]

How did furtherman get 550'? I can't break 350'.

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[SatCam]

320.5

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[Arienette]

you are all horrible people. really.


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[Furtherman]

Sorry about the site mess. I click on it here, and it works. What can you do?

Anyway, the trick is not to smack the penguin high, but mid-level, so when it lands, it bounces and slides, therefore giving you a longer distance. My new record is 576.8.



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[TheMojoPin]

You're making it up.

This doesn't work for anyone but you.

Is your computer even really on?

ARE YOU A WITCH?!?!?

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[dingo]

he has to be playing a diffrent version than us there is no way that he is breaking 500 and the rest of us can't break 350

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[JustJon]

Damn, 316.5 is my best and I have enough trouble doing that. How the hell are you cracking 500?

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[Hottub]

Dingo is right. Must be a different version. If his link worked we could check it out.

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[Furtherman]

The link that Hoojibs posted is the same game, however, yea, the penguin doesn't go nearly as far as the link that I posted.
http://www.ircuser.org/files/penguin.swf

That link works for me. I don't why it doesn't work for you. And I haven't been a witch since '87 so I don't think that is it.

I wish I never posted this penguin pontification!

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[dingo]

i have a way to make it more interesting make it in to a game of whiffle ball
bounce shots under 250 are outs
nosedives under 200 are outs
nosedives over 200singles
bounce shots 250-280 is a single
280-299 doubles
300-309 tripples
310 + homeruns
runners only move one base on all hits


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[StupidGirlllll]

fURTHER IT still is not working.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[Hoojibs]

For those of you who want to hit it further. Here is the same game.

Smack the Penguin Long Distance (http://www.casper.ru/temp/pingu3/?namn=422)

Edit: 1215

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This message was edited by Hoojibs on 1-23-04 @ 2:53 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

780.2 whoa look out. 1118.1 look out

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[Furtherman]

Thanks Hoojibs. This is an even better link than the one I pretended to post.

1215.1


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[dingo]

1215.8 i love this game

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[Hottub]

Now I can really smack it futher, man. :p

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[JPMNICK]

1216.5

[StupidGirlllll]

1210.8

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[badorties]

endless entertianment ......



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[JustJon]

I like how a whiff in the long distance one gives you a negative distance.

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[Freakshow]

1200.1

I can die now

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[jafter]

I could only hit it about 320, but I only did it a few times there is no way he is hitting 500.

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[Furtherman]

Ahh, but we are all hitting way over 500 now!

Smack the penguin!
Smack the penguin!
Smack the penguin!
Smack the penguin!

(sung to the tune of Stop The Pigeon)

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[mikeyboy]

1213.9

Can anyone clear 800 on the fly? My best is 793.

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[jocefus]

edit new high score.,12445 =D

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hey my man, what it look like

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[Furtherman]

1224.1 !



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[AngelAmy]

1215.8

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[yarpwizard]

best I can get on the fly is 790.6

1214.7 on the ground.

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[Arienette]

stop it, stop it, STOP IT!!!

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[monsterone]

1212.6

876 after whiffing 8x first try.

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[newport king]

these penguins are slippery fuckers. but i clubbed em. i clubbed em good and dead.

~a newport king joint~

[smiler grogan]

1197.5
not to shabby

[smiler grogan]

1200.1

[Heather 8]

1213.6... although I average about 775 on the fly.

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[JustJon]

I find the flies go farther if you whack him close to the beak. Better long distance if you crack him by the neck.

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[East Side Dave]

I hate all you 1200'ers. I can only get up to 1175! And I disagree with you, Jon, I like to crush him in the back of the spine, but maybe that's why I'm not a 1200'er...

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[Patches]

1210.8, and 783.5 on the fly.

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[Patches]

hey, the Yeti, is a lefty like me!

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[Johnny4]

O.K. Now my eyes are bleeding. 792.5 on the fly and 1224.1 in the air. Take that bitches.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[DeltaPin]

Wow, I feel bad, only 483.7 but I just started

Long distance version 1205.6


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[yarpwizard]

Great waste of time....has anyone got over 800 on the fly?

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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[mdr55]

Remember when Lenay used to sing that "Percy, the penguin song?"

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[Fallon]

Got 1207 here (http://games.apropo.ro/pingu_v3.html). 791.1 on the fly.

EDIT: 1212.9 is my best now.

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[Heavy]

had 566 in the firstr version and 1118.9 right away on the long distance

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[Heavy]

1215.8

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[East Side Dave]

My new thing is I like to predict the distance while the penguin is sailing through the air. If it's a faceplant I usually get around 778, if it's n average slider I get around 1050; a good slider, I average around 1150 and change; though my best slider was a 1224.1, so I'm finally a 1200'er which makes me and my sad life quite happy; but not as joyous as winning a Locky.

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[Freebird]

Woohoo!! 1224.1!!!

I thought I was just missing something, then I realized I was playing on the wrong link. For a moment I thought maybe I was smacking penguins in the metric system. :)

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Hoojibs]

Sorry folks but I just had to bring this new variation of the game to your attention.new variation (http://www.andrewconner.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/pinguxtreme.swf)

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[canofsoup15]

hoojibs, your going to hell for bringing that game here.

And I am going to hell for ROCKING SO MUCH PENGUIN.
716.1

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It's all about hitting the mines.

For the love of God, don't show this to Arienette.

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[East Side Dave]

1290. It's taken me 6 months, 1290, suckers. Eat it. Eat it raw, suckers.

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here's a bunch of penguin games (http://yeti3.yetisports.org/_ylympics/)


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