Happy Chinese New Year!

[Furtherman]

This Thursday is Chinese New Year.

The Year of The Monkey!!
http://www.underfives.co.uk/mkysmlcl.gif
The year 4701 by the Chinese Calendar.

Post your favorite monkey pictures and stories here!

My all time favorite story:
Drunk Monkeys (http://courses.smsu.edu/mcb095f/bio121/readings/drunk_monkeys/drunk_monkeys_files/featdrunk.htm)

Some famous monkeys:
http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/furiousgeorge.jpg
Furious George!


http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/blip.gif
Blip!

http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/bingo.jpg
Bingo!

http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/bear.jpg
Bear!

http://www.redstone.army.mil/history/pioneer/gordos.jpg
Gordo! The first monkey into space! (He died)

http://media.abcnews.com/media/US/images/drcornelius_010411_n.jpg
Cornelius!

http://www.stationave.com/regis.jpg

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[mikeyboy]

http://www.kool108.com/images/artists/monkees.jpg

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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[Tall_James]

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Freakshow]

I just KNEW this year was going to rule. Now I know why.

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Oh I'm sorry boy. I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.

This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-21-04 @ 11:21 AM

[mikeyboy]

Gleek

http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/images/gleek2.jpg

Curious George

http://www.kumachans.com/cglogom.jpg



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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-21-04 @ 11:24 AM

[Hoojibs]

Pray for mojo.

http://www.pray4mojo.net/mojo_movie/mojo4.jpg

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[Tall_James]

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Tall_James]

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Hottub]

Happy Chineese New Year, Stupidgirllll!

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
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[Jack_Doff]

Anybody think Ron and Fez can get Dr. Kim back on the air or do you think she's busy?

[Borne Too Loose]

WHY MUST THERE BE A YEAR OF THE SNAKE??

http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/andre08.jpg

7 foot 4, 560 lbs, from Grenoble, France...

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"All I Have In This World, Are My Balls and My Word, and I Don't Break 'em for Nobody."

[Freakshow]

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I always got gleek and blip confused.



Homer: That's what they get for not hailing to the chimp!

[Freakshow]

I can't believe we forgot this one:

<img height=300 src=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000060MWP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg>

Clint Eastwood and a monkey. Genius.

[mikeyboy]

More monkey movies

http://www.pappayon.com/handbill/big/d/dunston_checks_in.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000053GTB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009AOAV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.venablemusic.com/images/Covers/IM-CD-cover.JPG

<img src="http://www.einhorn-film.at/filme_hij/jay_1.jpg"width=450>

http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/benstiller/ben1b.jpg

http://www.muzprosvet.ru/graphics/tom-waits.jpg

<img src="http://apathy.malism.com/12.monkeys.jpg"width=450>

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mikeyboy]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000062XG5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003CXIS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305078467.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008972F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



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Ron & Fez Show Log (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)

[Tall_James]

http://members.iinet.net.au/~rabbit/monkey~2.jpg


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Tall_James]

Dinner time!!!

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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Freakshow]

Homer: I'd like a monkey, please! And...maybe one of those dogs, what do
they do?
Man: Uh, they serve as seeing-eyes for the blind, sir.
Homer: Do they do any other tricks?
Man: No.
Homer: Just the monkey, then.
Man: Eh, may I inquire as to how you are...differently abled?
Homer: Oh, I'm not handicapped! I'm just lazy!
-- "Girly Edition"

% The man tells Homer he can only get one if he's physically challenged.
% Later, Homer leads Abe and a new helper monkey out of the store.

Abe: Oh, son! This monkey's gonna change my life!
Homer: Mind if I take him for a ride?
Abe: Sure, I'll just stand here!
[Homer speeds off.]
Mmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey!

[stickyfingers]

Best post by far has been Borne to Loose




You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam.

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.

If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep - and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny, but now I've got money on a monkey fight.

Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
Some chimps who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp, a chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath.

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.

Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits
Some chimps in Jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps; that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in women's underwear.

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is every one is every one is addressed to me.
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me.




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jrich is quite a guy

[ADF]

I like how Chris Kattan is as tall as Brendan Fraser on that Monkeybone cover.

http://www.supermancollectors.com/chronicles/beposupermonkey.jpg

Beppo the Super Monkey!

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/friars.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

This message was edited by Tall_James on 02-30-06 @ 13:48 PM

[Gaia]

James...I hate you.



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[Tall_James]

http://www.freefunpages.com/1/kiss2.jpg
...for you Gaia. I gots nothing but love for you.


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[reeshy]

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[furie]

So, do we have to sacrafice coconuts to their monkey god? Is that how it works? help me out here people.


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[TheMojoPin]

Just don't shoot the leader off of the Empire State Building this time.

And now, a site full of glorious and always useful information...A LIST OF EVERY MONKEY APPEARANCE EVER ON "THE SIMPSOSN"!!! (http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/tv/simpsons.php)

AJ, I demand you provide a picture of the glorious Monkeytown Phillharmonic.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Freakshow]

"I wanted 'Maryanne on Gilligan's Island' ugly, not 'Cornelius on The Planet of the Apes' ugly. T.V. ugly, not ugly ugly."

[Arienette]

I like how Chris Kattan is as tall as Brendan Fraser on that Monkeybone coveri was standing next to chris kattan at a show once. he's five feet tall if he's lucky.

happy new year.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aripenguin.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br><br>it's harder not to drown</center>

[Furtherman]

Monkeys Take Center Stage in China (http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20040122/D807SE180.html)

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...with thanks to JustJon

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'm still writing "The Year of the Sheep" on my checks.

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<b>"Konnichiwa, Bitches!"</b>

[Gaia]

<b>"Konnichiwa, Bitches!"</b>


HAHA!!! That was great!

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[Freakshow]

I like Ron's idea of naming years after American animals. This year should be the year of the Jackalope, next year can be the Sasquatch. Maybe after that could the be year of my hometown creature the <a href="http://wesclark.com/jw/snallygaster.html">Snallygaster</a>.

(this would have made such a better x-files than the one that was actually set in Braddock Heights. Also kicks the ass of the stupid old Blair Witch, set five miles down the pike in Burkitsville)

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<br> You're saying drink me? But i'm in the middle of a trial.

This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-22-04 @ 1:26 PM

[Furtherman]

Monkeys 'grasp basic grammar' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3413865.stm)

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...with thanks to JustJon

[furie]

I'm still writing "The Year of the Sheep" on my checks.


Ha! That's great! I'm going to have to use that.


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[Freakshow]

My dad worked on the remodelling of the Orang utan exhibit at the national zoo about 10 years ago. He had some really cool stories. The neat thing about the exhibit is that it was two seaparate areas that were connected by wires that went overhead. The Orang utans were smart enough to know they could not jump down from the height, so all the had to do was build poles that the Orang utans could not get down and the rest of the connections could be open directly above the people below. Of course the Orang utans do sit up top of the poles and throw their poo at the people walking underneath.

<a href="http://natzoo.si.edu/Animals/ThinkTank/OLine/default.cfm">The O line</a>

He also had a sort of joke about the about the differneces between monkeys that the zookeepers told. If you dropped a screwdriver in the cage of gorilla he would pick it up. Stick it in his mouth. Stick in various parts of his cage. And then discard it. If you dropped it in the chimpanzee's cage, he would pick it up and realize the object was valuable. Only trading it for a banana or something else of value to the monkey. If you dropped the screwdriver in the Orang utan's cage, before you know it, the cage would be dissasembled and the Orang utan would be on a flight to Cleveland.
(This was told to me quite a while ago, so I may have messed up a detail or two)

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<br> You're saying drink me? But i'm in the middle of a trial.

This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-23-04 @ 12:50 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I still haven't recovered from the year of the Chupacabra.

http://cryptozoo.monstrous.com/pictures/Chupacabra.jpg

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Freakshow]

Hmm. Chupacabra-- The Goat sucker. I think we have electric sex's new mod quote.

[Furtherman]

(This was told to me quite a while ago, so I may have messed up a detail or two)


Just one. The Oragutangs actually flew to Kalamazoo.

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