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01-19-2004, 12:50 PM
Dean Y Rey
Episode Uno - THE BELT
STARRING.
The former three-time WCW cruiserweight champion (as portrayed by Mike Sweetster).the man of a thousand holds.DEAN MALENKO!
And his friend (?).
The former WCW cruiserweight champion.and the man that's just a nutty SOB.(as portrayed by Mexx).REY MYSTERIO JR!
Episode Uno: The Belt (D: Dean Malenko R: Rey Mysterio)
D:Rey Mysterio Jr, I have your belt. Because of the chicanery by Eddie Guerrero, I now also have your car. I like your car. It's a good car. It goes very fast. However, due to my horrible driving in the thick traffic here in Atlanta earlier today, the car was confiscated by the police. As you know, life is generally horrible. If you wish to get your car back, please go to the authorities. However, life seems to be AUK, because I still have your belt.
R: Dean Malenko, why did you take my car? My uncle, Rey Mysterio Sr., sold my brother, Rey Obviouso, to buy me that car. It was the only automobile in my entire village in my small home town of San Diego. Dean Malenko, I will go to the impound and get my car back. But I expect you to pay for my cab fare and split part of the towing costs. And the belt. I want that too. But the car first. Arriba!
(Dean fell asleep at this point, so Rey continued)
R: Dean Malenko, you have a belt. Not my belt, someone else, possibly Syxx, has the belt. But you have a belt, and that is all that I care about. I want that belt. Or a belt. If I can not have whatever belt it is you have, get me a belt, and I will leave you alone. Arriba!
(Eddy Guerrero smacked Dean and woke him up, so he responded.)
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I do indeed have a belt. I like this belt. It does a very good job of holding up my pants, which have an odd tendency to fall down. My sister Debbie gave me this belt. I do not intend to give you this belt now or ever. Rey Mysterio Jr, go to K-Mart's kids section and buy yourself your own belt. This belt is mine.
R: Dean Malenko, last night I was watching reruns of CHIPS on the Superstation and I admired the way that Ponch and Jon worked together. That could be us, Dean Malenko, riding the highways of WCW taking care of business. But not while you have a belt and I do not. Give me that belt, Dean. Your sister Debbie would want me to have it.Ponch and Jon would want me to have it. Arriba!
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I still have my belt. I, too, witnessed these episodes of CHIPS on WTBS last week. We could be a tremendous team, Rey Mysterio Jr. This is an excellent idea. I will indeed give you a belt. But just a belt. This belt I have belongs to me. I apologize, but I will get you a belt.
R: Dean Malenko, it is good that you too wee watching CHIPS on Ted Turner's wonderful television network. Did you also see the "Alice" that came on after CHIPS, the one where Flo talked sassily to Mel? Do you know WHY she talked sassily to Mel? I believe, Dean Malenko, it was because Mel does not wear a belt. That is what I feel like. You, Iaukea, and Syxx, you are like Alice, Vera, and Flo. And I am Mel, with no respect and no belt. I don't want to be Mel, Dean Malenko! Give me your belt!
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I still have my belt. I went out with the money I earned from winning the cruiserweight championship three times and bought you a belt. It cost me an entire thirty dollars to buy, which was my entire salary because, as you know, Eric Bischoff is cheap. I did not wish for you to be like Mel. I wish for you to be happy. Here is your belt.
R: Dean Malenko, the man who played Mel on "Alice". His name was Vic Tayback. And do you know what, Dean? Tayback's a bitch! And do you know who will find this out? Eric Bischoff! I did not realise you made such little money, Dean Malenko. Your gift of a belt.that is beautiful. I am touched. And I will kill Eric Bischoff, Dean Malenko, for his mistreatment of you. If Konnan says it is AUK, that is.
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, as the world knows, I still have my belt. Due to my generosity, you now have a belt of your own. I do believe your idea of the a
Episode Uno - THE BELT
STARRING.
The former three-time WCW cruiserweight champion (as portrayed by Mike Sweetster).the man of a thousand holds.DEAN MALENKO!
And his friend (?).
The former WCW cruiserweight champion.and the man that's just a nutty SOB.(as portrayed by Mexx).REY MYSTERIO JR!
Episode Uno: The Belt (D: Dean Malenko R: Rey Mysterio)
D:Rey Mysterio Jr, I have your belt. Because of the chicanery by Eddie Guerrero, I now also have your car. I like your car. It's a good car. It goes very fast. However, due to my horrible driving in the thick traffic here in Atlanta earlier today, the car was confiscated by the police. As you know, life is generally horrible. If you wish to get your car back, please go to the authorities. However, life seems to be AUK, because I still have your belt.
R: Dean Malenko, why did you take my car? My uncle, Rey Mysterio Sr., sold my brother, Rey Obviouso, to buy me that car. It was the only automobile in my entire village in my small home town of San Diego. Dean Malenko, I will go to the impound and get my car back. But I expect you to pay for my cab fare and split part of the towing costs. And the belt. I want that too. But the car first. Arriba!
(Dean fell asleep at this point, so Rey continued)
R: Dean Malenko, you have a belt. Not my belt, someone else, possibly Syxx, has the belt. But you have a belt, and that is all that I care about. I want that belt. Or a belt. If I can not have whatever belt it is you have, get me a belt, and I will leave you alone. Arriba!
(Eddy Guerrero smacked Dean and woke him up, so he responded.)
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I do indeed have a belt. I like this belt. It does a very good job of holding up my pants, which have an odd tendency to fall down. My sister Debbie gave me this belt. I do not intend to give you this belt now or ever. Rey Mysterio Jr, go to K-Mart's kids section and buy yourself your own belt. This belt is mine.
R: Dean Malenko, last night I was watching reruns of CHIPS on the Superstation and I admired the way that Ponch and Jon worked together. That could be us, Dean Malenko, riding the highways of WCW taking care of business. But not while you have a belt and I do not. Give me that belt, Dean. Your sister Debbie would want me to have it.Ponch and Jon would want me to have it. Arriba!
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I still have my belt. I, too, witnessed these episodes of CHIPS on WTBS last week. We could be a tremendous team, Rey Mysterio Jr. This is an excellent idea. I will indeed give you a belt. But just a belt. This belt I have belongs to me. I apologize, but I will get you a belt.
R: Dean Malenko, it is good that you too wee watching CHIPS on Ted Turner's wonderful television network. Did you also see the "Alice" that came on after CHIPS, the one where Flo talked sassily to Mel? Do you know WHY she talked sassily to Mel? I believe, Dean Malenko, it was because Mel does not wear a belt. That is what I feel like. You, Iaukea, and Syxx, you are like Alice, Vera, and Flo. And I am Mel, with no respect and no belt. I don't want to be Mel, Dean Malenko! Give me your belt!
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, I still have my belt. I went out with the money I earned from winning the cruiserweight championship three times and bought you a belt. It cost me an entire thirty dollars to buy, which was my entire salary because, as you know, Eric Bischoff is cheap. I did not wish for you to be like Mel. I wish for you to be happy. Here is your belt.
R: Dean Malenko, the man who played Mel on "Alice". His name was Vic Tayback. And do you know what, Dean? Tayback's a bitch! And do you know who will find this out? Eric Bischoff! I did not realise you made such little money, Dean Malenko. Your gift of a belt.that is beautiful. I am touched. And I will kill Eric Bischoff, Dean Malenko, for his mistreatment of you. If Konnan says it is AUK, that is.
D: Rey Mysterio Jr, as the world knows, I still have my belt. Due to my generosity, you now have a belt of your own. I do believe your idea of the a