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sr71blackbird
01-18-2004, 06:18 AM
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As some of you know, I have a big back yard with alot of chickens and rabbits. From time to time, raccoons try and sometimes do get at them, and sometimes we catch them and have to deal with them. Last night we came home and theres a fox out back and it had one of the chickens in its mouth and Im flying across the snow sweapt landscape after it, it dropped the chicken and took off under a fence that had an opening near its bottom. I didnt get him, but I blocked the hole with a couple of heavy logs and the chicken seems ok, minus a few feathers.
Just thought Id share that with you.
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I have a big back yard with <b>alot</b> of chickens and rabbits.
The phrase "a lot" is two words.
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sr71blackbird
01-18-2004, 07:11 AM
a lot
And I was going to ask you to help me make a avatar too
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smiler grogan
01-18-2004, 07:25 AM
Wowzee wow wow even ADF is laying the meanie hammer down on people.
Just as long as Bill O'Reilly and Alan Combes isn't lurking around your chicken coup everything is gonna be alright.
East Side Dave
01-18-2004, 07:57 AM
My question is- what do you do with all the chickens? Besides having constant egg fights, I'd make the chickens learn Riverdance 'cause I heard they have fast feet then I would travel the country in a tent-van as Cousin Davey's Spectacular Chickenettes Dance Review and Cat-Poisoning Show and please forget the last part.
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smiler grogan
01-18-2004, 07:59 AM
chickens and sequins= hilarity
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SatCam
01-18-2004, 03:39 PM
are the chickens wild?
I guess you live around a lot of "chicks"
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01-18-2004, 03:51 PM
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newport king
01-18-2004, 03:52 PM
what do you do with all the chickens?
he chokes them..often.
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Melrapuo
01-18-2004, 03:55 PM
Fox Attack!
I thought this was gonna be a thread about another television series on Fox. You know, maybe the employers just lose it and take out their bosses.
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sr71blackbird
01-18-2004, 04:15 PM
The type is called Araucana, they lay blue eggs.
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/jim55/22eggs.jpg
We have over 20
Here is a male (cock!)
http://www.feathersite.com//Poultry/CGA/Arau/ArauCockerel.JPEG
Here is a female (hen)
http://www.feathersite.com//Poultry/CGA/Arau/EasterP.JPEG
The rabbits are safe from predation by their hutches, and they are a mix of dwarf and mini rex.
We have like 40 of them.
What do we use them for? They all are slain and eaten, but they are very well cared for and her family has this unusual ability to care for them like pets, but when they want them for food, they detach themselves and its kkkkkkkkkrrrritttttttt!
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SatCam
01-18-2004, 04:18 PM
Nice cock ya got there.
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Arienette
01-18-2004, 06:44 PM
Wowzee wow wow even ADF is laying the meanie hammer down on peoplewhat is that supposed to mean? he's the meanest bastard around.
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01-18-2004, 06:46 PM
He's Bad Leroy Brown!
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sr71blackbird
07-11-2004, 05:23 PM
The bastard came back tonite and took a baby chicken!!!
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mikeyboy
07-11-2004, 05:44 PM
The bastard came back tonite and took a baby chicken!!!
ADF?
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sr71blackbird
07-11-2004, 06:44 PM
No! The fricken fowl fetchin fuckin fox! It took my cute baby chicken, that son of a bitch! If I ever catch that fox, Im gonna cut his tail off!!
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reeshy
07-11-2004, 06:46 PM
I fucked a fox (once)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Recyclerz
07-11-2004, 07:16 PM
Here's a Fox attack we can all get behind and enjoy:
OutFoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism (http://www.outfoxed.org/)
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sr71blackbird
07-12-2004, 04:55 PM
Just to let everyone know, the chick turned up today. It must have run off when the fox came and hid under the shed. This morning it was back. So take that Mr. Fox!!!
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Freakshow
07-13-2004, 06:07 AM
Here is a female (hen)
Ok, so you've got the Rooster, the Chicken, and the Hen. The Rooster has sex with the Chicken.
Who's having sex with the hen?
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Tall_James
07-13-2004, 06:19 AM
Who's having sex with the hen?
The guy on the left.
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Freakshow
07-13-2004, 06:53 AM
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I was going for this reference, but that one works, too.
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