Some funny stuff:

[NITRON]

THE LEGACY OF TRUTH
By Chris Bernes, [thelegacyoftruth@aol.com]

Ever wonder what kind of products you could make, promote, or produce
for today's wrestling superstars?? Well, being the sick, demented, evil
genius I am, I came up with a few, and then I am going to let you do the rest of the work....

You guys are going to create a product based on a current wrestling
personality, and come up with a good tag line to sell your product. If
you wish, you can introduce me to your product with a well thought out
presentation! I will take the ten best entries and put it to a vote by
you, the readers, and the winner will get the satisfaction of knowing he
or she is an evil genius on par with your truth bearer!

Here are a few of the products I came up with:

- Preparation Triple H: "Do you suffer from a glass ceiling at work?
Is there an inflamed a**hole keeping you from success? Try Preparation
Triple H tablets! Preparation Triple H tablets will help you, the young
newcomer, align with a major player at work in your formative years,
while you use politics to advance your own career, and hold down your
peers! Also comes in Boss's Daughter flavor, so you can marry your way
to the upper echelon! That's Preparation Triple H... for the inflamed a**hole in us all!"

- Chris Jericho's Vitamin C @ss Cream- Making the world a better
place....one @ss at a time!

- The hot new cereal, "Booker T's"... Your favorite superstar now has
his own cereal. Fiery "Harlem Heat" cinnamon bits in the shaped of B's
and T's. With milk, juice, and toast, it's a well balanced breakfast
the whole family can dig..... SUCKAAAAAAAA!!!!


"It matters not how straight the gate,
How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."