Woo Hoo! Got my check from George W today!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Better deposit it fast before
it bounces!


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I gotta have more cowbell

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[IkeaBoy]

3...2...1... upp, now it's going to cost you to deposit it. Sorry Alice, should have worked faster. Better luck next time when you play FUCKED UP PRESIDENCY 2001!!

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Gvac]

Looks like I picked the right time to quit my job! I love getting unexpected money in the mail, like when you send in for a rebate on something you bought, and 3 months later, after you've long forgotten about it, there it is.

God WANTS us to piss away found money. He told me so.





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Special thanks to the world's # 1 "Orgasm Addict", girl germs!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I deposited it and then
withdrew it at an ATM that's
not linked with my bank. Ok,
service charge to use ATM,
service charge to said bank
for use of their ATM, service
charge to my bank for not
using one of *their* ATMs,
service charge for withdrawing
on the first Saturday of the
month during a full moon,
service charge for being too
lazy to put in my contacts and
wearing glasses, service
charge for drinking coke and
not pepsi, service charge for
being short... alrighty then,
that'll cost me $308,426!

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I gotta have more cowbell

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

God WANTS us to piss away
found money. He told me so.


I also heard that beer is
God's way of letting us know
we should be happy. So first
round is on me!!

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I gotta have more cowbell

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[Gvac]

first
round is on me!!



Why are all the good ones taken?




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Another one from the amazing Ms. germs!

[Pootertoot]

I was thinking of giving it to a teacher, but I'm probably going to buy DVDs.

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