SuperClerk
01-13-2004, 12:12 PM
From pwtorch.com
Triple H returned to the ring and started to cut a promo going nowhere about how he was the greatest world champion in history. This brought out Austin in his ATV, and so began the best segment of the night.
The two were mostly out-of-character joking with each other and teasing fans at ringside. One fan had a sign proclaiming Triple H the greatest World Champion ever and Austin said, "There's at least one dumb son of a bitch in the building tonight." Triple H concurred, calling him a stupid bastard.
The two went back and forth with their jabs. Austin teased Triple H's wardrobe and told him to put his hair in a ponytail and head back to the locker room. Triple H made fun of Austin's bald head and his "scooter." They started talking about the new WWE Originals CD and Triple H joked that he resented not being invited to sing on it. He challenged Austin to a singing contest, but it never happened. Austin then offered to share some beers with Triple H.
In the funniest moment of the night, Triple H said sarcastically that he hoped that "this won't be one of those deals where we start drinking beers together then you give me a Stunner. I wasn't born yesterday." Austin promised him he wouldn't beat him up, then got some beers from the ringside cooler. When they weren't cold enough, Austin and Triple H began terrorizing the ringside beer-babysitter for not bringing ice. Austin slapped his headset off. Triple H dared Austin to do the same to him, so he put on the headset. He then took the microphone and pretended it wasn't working, intentionally breaking up his voice. He traded mics with Austin, and did the same, claiming the production guys were messing with him. They gave the headset back to the guy, then took turns slapping them off his head. Somebody brought them a bag of ice, so Austin made the ringside beer guy throw the bag of ice over his shoulder "like Santa Claus" and leave the building.
Austin and Hunter got back into the ring with a beer. Triple H refused to share it with him, saying, "I don't know where your lips have been." Austin joked, "I know where your lips have been." Austin proposed a toast to Mick Foley, since it was his hometown. Triple H refused to toast to Foley and raised a toast to himself instead. Austin toasted, then gave Triple H a Stunner. He sold it real silly, not dropping to the floor, but instead wobbling around like he was drunk. Then he snapped right out of it and gave the fans two middle fingers. He turned around and got Stunned again.
After selling it in the ring for a while, he wobbled back to the dressing room. Austin threw him a beer on the rampway, and Triple H just shook it up and made it spritz the fans. Once Triple H left, Austin opened at least 20 more beers and left the ring, went up the rampway, and then returned to the ring for more beers at least six times, and messed with the cameraman for a while. The whole thing lasted until about 11:45. Austin was doing a midnight CD signing a few miles away.
Seeing those two joke around out of character was worth the price of admission alone. Triple H was especially great. When the fans chanted "We want beers," Triple H responded, "I know Long Island is into alternative lifestyles, but there's no need to chant 'We're all queers.'" And when they chanted "Asshole!" at him, he responded, "Coming from a collective group of assholes, that's not much of an insult."
"I know where your lips have been." Fucking classic!
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Potvin doesn't suck.
Triple H returned to the ring and started to cut a promo going nowhere about how he was the greatest world champion in history. This brought out Austin in his ATV, and so began the best segment of the night.
The two were mostly out-of-character joking with each other and teasing fans at ringside. One fan had a sign proclaiming Triple H the greatest World Champion ever and Austin said, "There's at least one dumb son of a bitch in the building tonight." Triple H concurred, calling him a stupid bastard.
The two went back and forth with their jabs. Austin teased Triple H's wardrobe and told him to put his hair in a ponytail and head back to the locker room. Triple H made fun of Austin's bald head and his "scooter." They started talking about the new WWE Originals CD and Triple H joked that he resented not being invited to sing on it. He challenged Austin to a singing contest, but it never happened. Austin then offered to share some beers with Triple H.
In the funniest moment of the night, Triple H said sarcastically that he hoped that "this won't be one of those deals where we start drinking beers together then you give me a Stunner. I wasn't born yesterday." Austin promised him he wouldn't beat him up, then got some beers from the ringside cooler. When they weren't cold enough, Austin and Triple H began terrorizing the ringside beer-babysitter for not bringing ice. Austin slapped his headset off. Triple H dared Austin to do the same to him, so he put on the headset. He then took the microphone and pretended it wasn't working, intentionally breaking up his voice. He traded mics with Austin, and did the same, claiming the production guys were messing with him. They gave the headset back to the guy, then took turns slapping them off his head. Somebody brought them a bag of ice, so Austin made the ringside beer guy throw the bag of ice over his shoulder "like Santa Claus" and leave the building.
Austin and Hunter got back into the ring with a beer. Triple H refused to share it with him, saying, "I don't know where your lips have been." Austin joked, "I know where your lips have been." Austin proposed a toast to Mick Foley, since it was his hometown. Triple H refused to toast to Foley and raised a toast to himself instead. Austin toasted, then gave Triple H a Stunner. He sold it real silly, not dropping to the floor, but instead wobbling around like he was drunk. Then he snapped right out of it and gave the fans two middle fingers. He turned around and got Stunned again.
After selling it in the ring for a while, he wobbled back to the dressing room. Austin threw him a beer on the rampway, and Triple H just shook it up and made it spritz the fans. Once Triple H left, Austin opened at least 20 more beers and left the ring, went up the rampway, and then returned to the ring for more beers at least six times, and messed with the cameraman for a while. The whole thing lasted until about 11:45. Austin was doing a midnight CD signing a few miles away.
Seeing those two joke around out of character was worth the price of admission alone. Triple H was especially great. When the fans chanted "We want beers," Triple H responded, "I know Long Island is into alternative lifestyles, but there's no need to chant 'We're all queers.'" And when they chanted "Asshole!" at him, he responded, "Coming from a collective group of assholes, that's not much of an insult."
"I know where your lips have been." Fucking classic!
http://www.eteamz.com/IHSRH/images/Islanders_Logo.gif
Potvin doesn't suck.