Where's Spalding?

[Furtherman]

Actor-writer Spalding Gray missing (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/154530p-135913c.html)

Doesn't look good for Spalding.

My guess is that they will find him within 24 hours, in the river.



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[Tall_James]

Perhaps he was eaten by "the monster in the box" or drowned while "swimming to cambodia".


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[MizzleTizzle]

It's a bad joke, since the Guy IS missing, but...

Maybe Spalding is with Wilson.

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[Wormwood]

"what about my asthma?"

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[JustJon]

He's probably just sitting behind his desk, filming another movie.

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[blancostupido]

Anyone try Google??

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[MattyBronx]

I'm sure he's ok. Maybe he's got some major gambling debts and he's just hiding from the mob.

Ya gotta think positive here, folks.


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[SuperClerk]

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Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African Explorer.

Did someone call me Schnorer?

Hooray hooray hooray!

He went into the jungle,
Where all the monkeys throw nuts.

If I stay here I'll go nuts.

Hooray hooray hooray.

He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Hey hey!

He is the only white man
Who covered every acre.

I think I'll try and make her.

Hooray hooray hooray!

He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Hey hey!

Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!


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[high fly]

Where's Spalding

With Wilson and Rawlings.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I always liked him. He does suffer from depression and has tried to commit suicide before. I hope they find him safe and sound.

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[Zipgun]

He's dead.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

He's dead.


Can you back that up with a link, Paco?

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[JohnnyCash]

An article in the post today about it. It doesnt look too good. I hope hes ok.

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/15678.htm

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[Tall_James]

[quote]
He's dead.


Can you back that up with a link, Paco?

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiny
Tiny Who?
Tiny fucked a stump.

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[Furtherman]

Well, it has been over a week and still no Spalding.

Maybe he did take that dip off the Staten Island Ferry.

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[Wormwood]

Where's Spalding?


in sporting goods

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I read this in The Daily News today:



Spalding Gray's wife is losing hope that the monologist, who went missing Jan. 10, will ever return.

Kathie Russo told New York magazine, "I feel, in my heart, that he has died. I'm trying to accept it now."

In the heartbreaking story, Alex Williams writes of visiting Russo in North Haven, L.I., six days after Gray's disappearance. Balloons filled her home: It was the 6th birthday of the couple's younger son, Theo. "I'm trying to keep things normal for the kids," Russo said.





I'd have to agree. It doesn't long good.

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[mercury29]

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Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African Explorer.

Did someone call me Schnorer?

Hooray hooray hooray!

He went into the jungle,
Where all the monkeys throw nuts.

If I stay here I'll go nuts.

Hooray hooray hooray.

He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Hey hey!

He is the only white man
Who covered every acre.

I think I'll try and make her.

Hooray hooray hooray!

He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Hey hey!

Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Wow it is so refreshing to know there are still people who remember Groucho as Captain Spaulding

This message was edited by mercury29 on 1-26-04 @ 9:06 PM

[Tall_James]

In the heartbreaking story, Alex Williams writes of visiting Russo in North Haven, L.I., six days after Gray's disappearance. Balloons filled her home: It was the 6th birthday of the couple's younger son, Theo. "I'm trying to keep things normal for the kids," Russo said.

Fuck him for doing that to his kids. Double your Prozac intake. Move away to a sanitarium. Hell, lock yourself in a room and watch cartoons all day.

I feel so bad for that kid. He is going to be fucked up for the rest of his life.

Fuck you Spalding Gray - you selfish prick.


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[TheMojoPin]

James is right.

I remember thinking the same thing about Kurt Cobain...I don't care how fucked up you are or think you are...if you have a child, it's your obligation to stand by them and do what you can for them, NO MATTER WHAT. Killing yourself while you still have a child is the height of cowardice, and is disgusting.

Of course, if he was murdered, I'll feel like a shitheel...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Fuck him for doing that to his kids. Double your Prozac intake. Move away to a sanitarium. Hell, lock yourself in a room and watch cartoons all day.

I feel so bad for that kid. He is going to be fucked up for the rest of his life.

Fuck you Spalding Gray - you selfish prick.


I hear you James. It's an inconceivable notion to kill oneself when you have people who love and count on you.

I've been there. And it does hurt and pisses you the fuck off. It is a purely selfish act.

On the flip side, although I don't condone what he did, it's hard when you wake up everyday and it will always be the worst day of your life.

The human spirit can only take so much.


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[sr71blackbird]

Did they ever find him? I havent heard NOTHING in a loooong time....... whats up with that??
strange how news storys just dissapear
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

He's still missing. He was last seen on the SI Ferry, where he has contemplated jumping in the past.

They'll find his body in the Spring.

So sad.


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[Reephdweller]

I found Spalding....

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[Tall_James]

Looks like they might have found him... (http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/features/entertainment/wabc_030804_spaldinggrey.html)


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm glad his family has closure. Finally.

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[Johnny4]

A good buddy of mine is a Lt. in Manhattan. He has always told me that the suicides and body dump offs in Manhattan start to float to the surface in the spring and usually wash up towards Bay Ridge. Nothing worse than a tortured rich dude.

For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name

[Hottub]

It's an old Sicilian message.

Spalding Gray swims wit' the fishes.

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[newport king]

Lucy Yang is in TriBeCa with the story.

When the body was pulled from the water on Sunday were are told police told the family to steel themselves, that it might be actor.

Lucy Yang better brush up on her english or she'll be doing nails or working in the massage parlor pretty soon.

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