Captionizer for the Week of 1/12/04

[FMJeff]

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Real Women Have Curves.
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P.S. Be nice. She is a board member.


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It made my heart sing.

This message was edited by FMJeff on 2-24-04 @ 2:20 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

I think I am about to explode.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[stickyfingers]

Demi Moore never looked so good



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jrich is quite a guy

[hyperspace]

"my ass still smells like a daisy!"

[Tall_James]

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"You know...I think I'm gonna pass on the Epidural and do this naturally, the beautful drug-free way.

NOT! What do you think I am...some sort of Masochist? GIMME DRUGS!!!"


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[Tenbatsuzen]

"I'm gonna need Willis, Affleck, and two space shuttles!"

"It's now Western Europe Bread Pizza".

"Have you talked to your doctor about Stacker 2?"

"Stouffer's French Bread Pizza - now in family size!"



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[ozzie]

"Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it."


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[furie]

"Hmm, the lady at the store said this shirt had a 'slimming' effect.... lying bitch."


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[Heavy]

"Boy are my breasts swollen"

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[high fly]

"That piece of thread hanging down there is NOT a fuse.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FUNKMAN]

my hair used to be curly
and my stomach used to be flat
i have grown two cup sizes
and can thank it all to this 'soon to be' rugrat
:)

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[SilentSpic]

<font color=#666666">She will definitely become a MILTF.</font>

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[Hottub]

Nothin' spells lovin", like french bread pizza in the oven.


MILF


Godspeed, Sweetie! All my best to you.

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

In an Oirish accent: Oi've goot a crrrepe on dick thakkle crrrrripple a meul.

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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[monsterone]

fuck "get in my belly," how 'bout get out my vagina

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you are greatly missed... you too horde king

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[TheMojoPin]

The best part is that the baby is blinking, too.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[curtoid]

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"Why doesn't anyone ever comment on my great ass anymore?"


[KOP]

Today's terror alert brought to you by...
http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/terror.php

"Resist despair"

[SuperClerk]

"This summer, Frenchy stars in 'Lower case b- The Movie'"

http://www.eteamz.com/IHSRH/images/Islanders_Logo.gif
Potvin doesn't suck.

[Patches]

Man, I gotta take a dump!

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<b>F**K THIS GAME</B>

[samnyc]

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Fez (whispers): Does anyone know who the father is?

Ron: That would be me.

[gypsy]

what's your Fetish? As she caresses my hand and gently places it on her stomach

This message was edited by gypsy on 1-13-04 @ 5:39 PM

[Iamnotatool]

"Better add a couple stitches when you sew that thing back up....make it nice and tight"




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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[bigbaldirish]

"that's where the basketball went!"

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<link>www.societyofmyera.50megs.com</Link>

[keithy_19]

My stomach is huge, but I'm still hotter the Electric Sex.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/electricsexsig.jpg
Much thanks to Katylina

[Justice4all]

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Real Women Have Curves.
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*sings* I'm..Too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt so SEXY it hurts......

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[MattyBronx]

"I'm getting tired of wetting myself every time I sneeze"


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[saveopieanthony.net]

now i'm stavin'

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[okterrificsk]

Look what i did to you...AGAIN!

oooooh!

[Bestinshow]

I like to swallow my food while its still alive!

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[center]Kiss a Doberman Today

[Bill From Yorktown]

Belly shirt - what belly shirt?

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[mdr55]

Now I KNOW why that Futon was on Sale! Damn that metal bar in the middle.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[Melrapuo]

::Breathes out and relaxes ::

JEEZ! I can finally let out this stomach. Gotta lay off the pizza...

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Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[TheCosmicCircus]

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" no, serriously...do these pants make me look fat?"

This message was edited by TheCosmicCircus on 1-15-04 @ 7:25 AM

[sr71blackbird]

Buuuuuuuuddah!

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<center><B>My Thanks to Reefdwella for the sig-pic!</B></center>

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[Johnnytint]

"I'll close my eyes, turn my head and then DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD"

[Zombie Zero]

"Before"

[french bread pizza]

hehe...there's so really good ones in here


TOO BAD THEY'RE ALL TRUE

sorry just had a contraction (one of those braxton hicks ones) and they really hurt...labor is going to be a bitch

oh yeah fyi i'm one centimeter dialated (sp?) and i weigh 169lbs

damn i'm fat

<3 satcam
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bagel bite
MILF

[Bill From Yorktown]

sunday - I vote for sunday (reeeal early like 1am)

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[Tall_James]

You should try having the Toni Braxton Hicks Contractions. They're the same as Braxton Hicks but they make you look like a totally hot black chick.


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[HarborHound]

i hope i can keep this belly after i give birth

yo man former CAPO

[DeltaPin]

"Geez, that's the last time I'll drink tequila."

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[ishotjr555]

"Yesterday.... all my troubles seemed so far away...."

[cozmokramer]

"Oh no, I have Moe's hair...and his belly too!"

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<b>Suburban Violence</b>

[stickyfingers]

I am allergic to Mohair



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jrich is quite a guy

[bigbaldirish]

them children in ethopia with the distended bellies will be put to shame when they see this

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[hotpepper]

T-Mobile ..... Get More!!

[missingjjb]

"...uh... I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!"

"and then he turned the gun on
himself"

[choff]

"If she would just keep her eyes open, things like this wouldn't keep happening"

[fnc420]

Does this mean that a "personal size" french bread pizza is on the way? :confuse:

[filth420]

Ron Bennington strikes again!!!

[shamus mcfitzy]

guy #1: she's like a cow when she sleeps standing up like that
guy #2: she's the hottest pregnant cow i've ever seen


Mohair


that's usually well styled and quaffed

[Wormwood]

This is her 5th baby with Satan and he still hasnt married her!

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Dedicated Follower of Fashion

[The Nature Boy]

THE ULTIMATE GUNT

French Bread, 6 months after a ride home from Billy Staples



Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[F Wad]

this puts an end to the watermelon seed myth


aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[Hottub]

"I sure wish Jeff would find a new picture..."

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
FLOSS EVERY DAY!

Big A.S.S.#22127 Checkin' in.
furie, YOU ROCK!
2%

[sr71blackbird]

" My boys can swim!!"

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<center><B>My Thanks to ADF for the sig-pic!</B></center>

<center><B><strike>Bandwidth Hound</strike></B></center>

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[JerseyJokes]

Oh the humanity! Not only do the Ethiopian children starve, but they're now forced to sleep standing up...

I never claimed to be different, I always said I was bored....

[monsterone]

i'm so big right now. i feel like a big fat whore.



beat that, straight from frenchie's mouth. damn.

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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king</center>

[Freakshow]

I wasn't in the "Been Caught Stealing Video," but I like to tell people I was.



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<br> Err: We get checks from the government and we spend them on beer. Mexican Beer.

[french bread pizza]

i'm so big right now. i feel like a big fat whore.



beat that, straight from frenchie's mouth. damn.



somebody was listening..w00tw00t

<3 satcam
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bagel bite
MILF

[Bill From Yorktown]

is she a milf yet?

btw when do we get a new fricking pic of the week?

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[Captain Rooster]

I...ATE...A...BABY! A BABY!

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[crazymom]

[b]MILK DOES THE BODY GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b

[shehateme]

"Hey Fez, can I borrow your Zoloft?"


Peanut Butter Jelly Time! (www.pbjdance.com)

This is your buddy, Pat the Listener. Out.