Ok now explain to me WHY I am not allowed to kill?

[Justice4all]

There are SEVERAL people who are on my SHIT LIST right now.....and I am halfway from an insane-clown like laugh as I pull the trigger of the shotgun to watch their pretty grey-matter decorate the walls of the room.
I know I can get away with it! Insanity is a BEAUTIFUL device...and I am almost there.
ONE MORE PERSON FUCKS WITH ME TODAY and you will see Justice4all with a happy smile covered in blood on the front pages of the newspaper saying "Now their voices have stopped! NOW THEY HAVE STOPPED!!!!"


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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Tall_James]

I'm gonna go buy you a coffee. A decaf. Then we're gonna sit down and talk.

Remember: Killing = no good.


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[StupidGirlllll]

Also maybe a good idea would be to take some deep breathes...inhale...exhale..repeat 5x..

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[Jennitalia]

ok, tough guy

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[jocefus]

kill if u want to, just think of the consequences...

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[zathrus]

and i thought i had bad days!!!!

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[hyperspace]

so much for paddles this week!!!

[Crippler]

Settle down beavis...it gets better.

And while you're at it, try to...

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SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
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[ChickenHawk]

shotgun? C'mon, let's get serious. No insane killer dressed like a clown would use such a traditional killing device. If you really wanna go nuts, you gotta whip out the axe or the chainsaw... Or maybe even get creative, like that dude in the movie Seven.


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[JohnnyCash]

Sit on the couch, grab some beer and watch some TV. Or kill. Its really up to you...

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[DJEvelEd]

Chill out bro. Smoke some kindbud. The streets are flooded with high grade marijuana since I stopped smoking.






or..........Jerk off 2 times and don't call me in the morning.








or...............Play Grand Theft Auto with the cheat codes on.










or.............Break something else besides their skulls.









or...........Pet a kitty

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[saveopieanthony.net]

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"to kill or not to kill..that is the question."

You don't need some of these...
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You need some of these...
http://www.tokacola.com/cat/sensi/big-bud.jpg

http://www.brasseries-kronenbourg.com/_corporate/marques/media/bud/pack_bud4.jpg

http://www.gaylasgarden.com/hooker.jpg

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Johnathan H Christ]

there are plenty out there who could use some killin. i say take that feeling and run with it.

i'd never kill someone...but if i did, here's how it'd go.

tools: fishing boat that is sea worthy
large meat freezer
chainsaw
industrial chipper shredder. paid for in cash.. no record of sale (to be kept on boat)
basic set of hand tools (socket set, screwdrivers etc)

now, first you want to strangle your victim. its not too messy, and remember evidence is the problem, so you may want to do this when you're already on the boat and out in the open ocean. then you'll want to freeze your victims body (again... this helps keep the mess down). once frozen, you chop the body into small enough pieces that they will easily go through your chipper. point chipper over the side of your boat and dispose of body ito the ocean. then you're going to want to dismantle your shredder and chuck the pieces into the ocean (best if spread over a wide area). also chuck your chainsaw. make sure and remember to thoroughly wash anything the body has come in contact with, using bleach the first time. wash everything again the next day with an ammonia based cleaner (never both chemicals at once... safety first). as long as nobody knows that you were the last one to see this person alive... you should be all good.

note.. i dont condone killing, and i highly recomend that that you dont try this.

any other good body disposal theories?

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

This message was edited by Johnathan H Christ on 1-12-04 @ 5:27 PM

[high fly]

I think attending some local sensitivity sessions down at the ashram would do you a world of good.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Justice4all]

Thank you JHC.....if things get one slightly bit worse...I shal mention you at my trial! Good advice!


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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[A.J.]

Ok now explain to me WHY I am not allowed to kill?

Because you'll end up tossing salads in prison.

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[Crippler]

Because you'll end up tossing salads in prison.

The man's got a point...you would definitely be the bitch in a prison relationship...

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NO OFFENSE!!

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This message was edited by Crippler on 1-13-04 @ 10:25 AM

[Jennitalia]

He'd make a pretty bitch, though

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[East Side Dave]

When I feel The Urge I go bowling with the bumpers on.


.....and then if I still get a gutterball then and ONLY then do I start slaughtering folks at the supermarket like it was Thanksgiving Day Parade From Hell.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

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remember the future

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[wilee]

All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy. All work and no play make Justice4all a dull boy.

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[JustJon]

szsshhh.... don't tell him I hid his car keys and put mayonase in his coat pocket, so when he goes to get them...

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[Jennitalia]

Justice, since you're on a killing spree, I'm willing to exchange sexual favors if you include one of my co-workers on your hit list. This bastard must die.

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[Tall_James]

I'm willing to exchange sexual favors if you include one of my co-workers on your hit list. This bastard must die.

Is it the sad sack who touched your boob?


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[Doctor Manhattan]

Ok now explain to me WHY I am not allowed to kill?


Okay, let me kill you and you'll see why it's frowned upon.

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[Jennitalia]

No, that asshole finally got fired a few weeks ago. This one is the top sales guy in our company. He fucked something up and I'm trying to do my job and he's getting pissy, because I'm following company procedure, not his, and I'm also not kissing his ass. He actually said to my boss "does she know who I am?" Yeah, you're a pompous, condescending asshole that has to overcompensate for having a teenie weenie by acting like a dick to everyone. He said he wanted to have me fired. He has no grounds for it, but I'm willing to go into his office right now and give him one.

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[StupidGirlllll]

No, that asshole finally got fired a few weeks ago


I thought you said that you actually felt bad for him..Why is he an asshole now?

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[wilee]

overcompensate for having a teenie weenie by acting like a dick

Wait, I'm confused. :confuse: Is this double entendre or an oxymoron?

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[Jennitalia]

No, that asshole finally got fired a few weeks ago


I thought you said that you actually felt bad for him..Why is he an asshole now?


i dont think i ever said i felt bad for the guy who got fired. he totally deserved it, and everyone was pushing for it. if i did, it must have been a moment of insanity on my part.

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[SatCam]

Which is worse? Giving Justice gasoline for his chainsaw, or igniting the gasoline for his chainsaw?

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[StupidGirlllll]

i feel so bad for this guy. we're pretty friendly and stuff, but no hanky-panky type stuff. apparently he doesnt get it at all from his wife. she doesnt suck his dick, and when she does fuck him, she just lays there. she also doesnt know where her clit is.


There you go...I knew you said you felt bad for him....

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

i dont think i ever said i felt bad for the guy who got fired. he totally deserved it, and everyone was pushing for it. if i did, it must have been a moment of insanity on my part.


This message was edited by StupidGirlllll on 1-13-04 @ 3:50 PM

[Justice4all]

Ok now explain to me WHY I am not allowed to kill?


Okay, let me kill you and you'll see why it's frowned upon.

JUST BRING IT!!!!!!!!!

Oh and Jenn? No sexual favors will be nessecary...I will kill for the pure pleasure of killing some asshole who very much deserves to die.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 1-13-04 @ 3:55 PM

[Jennitalia]

SG, the guy who has a wife that doesn't know where her clit is was a different guy. he's my buddy.

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[StupidGirlllll]

o..oK sorry ...but I knew I read somewhere that you felt bad for that guy..I thought it was the same 1..

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[Justice4all]

*takes a deep breath*

Ok....well thank you all for your feedback/suggestions (that is for you John Christ)
The Do-Not-Fuck-With-Me light is still on over my head HOWEVER....at this moment I can use the cuttlery in my house for food and not see it as just a tool to slash the throat of mine-enemies.

*goes and grabs a bat*

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[StupidGirlllll]

I think you need to commit yourself to the pshyco ward of your local hospital...Learn to deal bro..stop being such a big idiot...for all we know maybe you are in the wrong...you never told us why you are acting out with such hatred..elaborate

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This message was edited by StupidGirlllll on 1-13-04 @ 4:30 PM

[Crippler]

uhoh, now you did it...

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[StupidGirlllll]

uhoh, now you did it...


You think..If thats the case then he really needs help..

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[MattyBronx]

...I will kill for the pure pleasure of killing some asshole who very much deserves to die.

What's with all the violence Phil? You changed.


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[Kewlkat]

Also maybe a good idea would be to take some deep breathes...inhale...exhale..repeat 5x..


SG, you forgot to tell him to count to 100(in most cases it's 10, but in serious cases like J4all more is needed)

[Tall_James]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~mac/simpsons/gil.gif

"Do you mind if I touch your boob again...for old-times sake????"


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[Jennitalia]

Stupid Girl rocks!!!!

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[StupidGirlllll]

Right back at you Jen!!

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[Johnathan H Christ]

oh god... why dont we all just get together and ovulate.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[Justice4all]

I think you need to commit yourself to the pshyco ward of your local hospital...Learn to deal bro..stop being such a big idiot...for all we know maybe you are in the wrong...you never told us why you are acting out with such hatred..elaborate



I cannot eloborate..it would take TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME! If you think I am an idiot then I am sorry to have invaded your perfect little happy go lucky fucking life with my anger! Ever hear of a little word called VENTING??? It is what some people do when they have a really shitty day or last couple of days. But hey..if it angers you..then you DO have the option NOT TO READ THE THREAD!
Sheesh!
Yea and someone called stupid girl is calling ME an idiot.

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[StupidGirlllll]

Yea and someone called stupid girl is calling ME an idiot.


Yes Me StupidGirlllll, am calling Justice For All an idiot..Think About it, you are all for justice, but are out for vengence..( Yea I know i spelled it wrong...hense the name)

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This message was edited by StupidGirlllll on 1-13-04 @ 6:48 PM

[A.J.]

you are all for justice, but are out for vengence

It worked for Charles Bronson in "Death Wish".

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[MattyBronx]

Wait a minute... it all makes sense now. I know what happened to Spalding Gray. Now all I have to do is prove it...

Hey Justice, can you account for your whereabouts the past few days? <psst, someone call Kop>


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[MattyBronx]

(Psst, someone call Kop before Justice figures out we're on to him)


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[StupidGirlllll]

Matty you are so cool in my book!!

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[MattyBronx]

I would be nowhere if it weren't for my fan.

Thanks SG!!!


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[StupidGirlllll]

MattyBronx fan since day 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[Crippler]

If, for no other reason, I am now a MattyBronx fan for this simple reference that had me laughing out loud:

What's with all the violence Phil? You changed.

They told me you didn't come around here no more...I said, you lyin', that's Phil. Phillip, gimme kiss baby!

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[Justice4all]

Yea and someone called stupid girl is calling ME an idiot.


Yes Me StupidGirlllll, am calling Justice For All an idiot..Think About it, you are all for justice, but are out for vengence..( Yea I know i spelled it wrong...hense the name)



Unless you know all the facts...which you do NOT...and until you understand WHY I am doing this..WHICH YOU DO NOT....DO NOT CALL ME AN IDTIOT...I have seen much dumber things on this board then someone who lost his temper here and there. Do you understand me? You want to be on the list?


P.S. What is this Phil thing? I am confuzzeled....
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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 1-14-04 @ 12:25 AM

[MattyBronx]

What is this Phil thing? I am confuzzeled....

Do yourself a favor and put Beverly Hills Cop on your Netflix rental queue.

And hey... take it easy, pal.
(Matty slowly backs away)

Everything's gonna be OK, no one wants to upset you...
(backing out quicker)

Hey, what's that over there!?
(cloud of dust where Matty was standing)


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[mikeyboy]

Think About it, you are all for justice, but are out for vengence..


That's his own special brand of justice.

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[monsterone]

oh god... why dont we all just get together and ovulate.



now that's funny. as for your theory for a woodchipper on a boat: how the fuck are you going to drag a woodchipper onto a dock and then load it onto a boat w/o raising suspicion? and what the hell is the coast guard going to think when they see you pull out with a giant wood chipper in the back of your boat. put your fargo video away; feed 'em to the sharks.

anywho, a good old fashioned ass kicking will get your point across. and will probably keep you out of jail. but if your gung-ho about a pre-meditated murder my vote is for a curbing. you'll make headlines. not that i'm advocating violence or anything.

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[Jennitalia]

take some midol, justice. your pms is flaring up

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[sr71blackbird]

we all want to smash things at times.


why cant we all just...get along?
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[Crippler]

P.S. What is this Phil thing? I am confuzzeled...

Just a reference to one of the funniest movies of all time. Not perfectly quoted, but perfectly placed...and after all, comedy is mostly about timing.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Do you understand me? You want to be on the list?


Yes you can put me on your list..right after pick up dry cleaning..


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[wilee]

Somebody crank up H.V.P.T.A. already!

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[Justice4all]

What is this Phil thing? I am confuzzeled....

Do yourself a favor and put Beverly Hills Cop on your Netflix rental queue.



Oh YEAAAAAAAAA I remember now! In the strip club.
Ok ok...(I feel a little less stupid now)

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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[grlNIN]

DO NOT CALL ME AN IDTIOT..



har har



I have seen much dumber things on this board then someone who lost his temper here and there.



Why you gotta bring Moe's post into it? :confuse:




ps- I'm joking, please don't mutilate me.

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[Iamnotatool]

Jusstice4noone but yourself it seems.


Feeling froggy? Jump!


If not, STFU

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Justice4all]

Ok...not seeing red anymore (thanks all).
More like a hazy pinkish color.


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Bowie, Md.: Berkeley, I'm so glad you're back!; I've really missed The Far Side all these years.

Berkeley Breathed: Yes, thank you, but I don't draw Far Side. I draw Calvin and Hobbes.

[Johnathan H Christ]

Feeling froggy? Jump!




hahahah.... thought this was just a party kid phrase. ive been goin to undergrounds for almost 10 years, and every once in a while you find that kid in the corner thats lookin kinda sick, and the common question is... "lookin froggy... think you're gonna jump?"

this is just a friendly way to ask if someone needs help.

but in my lifetime that always meant..."do you need to throw up?"


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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"