Talk Show Hosts in Heaven

[EQ]

Say they had all 'passed on'... I don't think anyone would want to sit at the same table as Morton Downey Jr.

Actually, they would all argue so much that no one would get along.

..and I'd bet Oprah would be able to just pop in whenever she'd like ( she probably OWNS the place ), to start a Book Club, sample the buffet.

Dr. Phil would be giving unwanted advice.

Jerry Springer would have "Bodyguards" to break up "fights", before he gives his ( last ) Final thought.

Sally Jessy would be smiling alot, but nobody would be able to tell.

Montel would try and keep everyone disciplined, while he looks around for another Vegas dancer.

[Furtherman]

Hello, my name is Arsenio and I'll be your waiter tonight...

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...with thanks to JustJon

[A.J.]

If Alan Thicke ("Thicke of the Night") isn't there, it's not heaven.

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[Tall_James]

Joe Franklin is there telling everyone that he did it first.


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[jocefus]

richard bey would be there with his chocolate syrup slip and slide

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[grlNIN]

Sylvia Browne would write a book about it.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Chevy Chase..Hey shouldn't I be in the non-funny comic section..After all my talk show only lasted 5 days...

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[Spank Daddy]

Chevy Chase would be there playing his piano desk.

Damn........Stupidgirllll beat me by less than a minute

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This message was edited by Spank Daddy on 1-12-04 @ 1:56 PM