Clemens Signs With Houston

[Tazz]

One Year Deal (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1706367)


Good for him.

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[Iamnotatool]

He's over there now.


Couldn't have happened to a better team.


Am I the only one sick of bullshit retirements?

I hate Clemens, always have, and respect George less for even signing him originally. He held the Yanks over a barrel years ago when he signed with Toronto, used em like Maddux did years ago.


Clemens sucks, I hope he drops dead, and Vlady's back folds up like a table.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Can anyone honestly say they didnt think he was gonna sign with them?

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[Iamnotatool]

George Steinbrenner can...




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[Tall_James]

The Hummer that the Houston Radio Station offered him was too sweet to turn down.

And the car was nice too.


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[saveopieanthony.net]

good. Now Clemens has to bat in the "real" baseball league...the way is was meant to be played.

I hope pitchers and managers (especially the Mets) aim at this fuckers head and knock him down on his ass.

I'd love to hear what Piazza tells him when he steps up to the plate against the Mets @ Shea...



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[A.J.]

"Spending more time with the family"...MY ASS!

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[Crippler]

I've always hated Clemens, this just gives me one more good reason.

This tells me that the Yanks, even though they recently said they were done for this off-season as far as free agents go, will now go out and sign Greg Maddux. That way he can win #300 with the Yanks & George will see this as some kind of F-U to Clemens.

Hopefully, though, being a Scott Boras client will be enough for the deal not to get done.

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[JustJon]

I wouldn't mind too much if he didn't bullshit the retirement. Either do it or don't. Don't say you'll do it then swerve.

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[ChickenHawk]

He didn't even retire... He missed no games. Is it even considered a retirement if you only retire until your next game? This guy's less believable than Michael Jordan.


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[Mike Teacher]

The Hummer that the Houston Radio Station offered him


Really? which intern had to perform?

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[Justice4all]

NEVER TRUST A FORMER RED SOX PLAYER!

Thanks Roger for pulling one over on the fans who embraced you even though you were a hate rival for such a long time.
Oh and a BIG FUCK YOU goes out to Andy Pettite
for making it look like the Yankees are not worth playeing for and to convince Clemens he could do better in Houston. I hope they pull their groins while kissing each others asses.
I had respect for Andy...now I do not know.

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[Jennitalia]

What the studly Justice said.

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[TheGameHHH]

NEVER TRUST A FORMER RED SOX PLAYER!

Thanks Roger for pulling one over on the fans who embraced you even though you were a hate rival for such a long time.
Oh and a BIG FUCK YOU goes out to Andy Pettite
for making it look like the Yankees are not worth playeing for and to convince Clemens he could do better in Houston. I hope they pull their groins while kissing each others asses.
I had respect for Andy...now I do not know.
right now that expresses my emotions better than anything I could have come up with on my own, this is very depressing

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[Marist Mike]

I hope that we play Houston in the World Series and we smack the shit out of both of them and laugh in both their faces and make Pettite look stupid for acting so pussy whipped and going to Houston...and Clemens...Met fans I hope I see you have your way with him....the both of them are pussies and I can only hope their era's are above 5 at the end of the season.

108 days until my 18th birthday!!!

[who6489]

good. Now Clemens has to bat in the "real" baseball league...the way is was meant to be played.

I hope pitchers and managers (especially the Mets) aim at this fuckers head and knock him down on his ass.

I'd love to hear what Piazza tells him when he steps up to the plate against the Mets @ Shea...


Just heard on WFAN...

Isn't THIS interesting....
Apparently, he has the Nolan Ryan (in his last years) stip in his contract that he will not be going on road trips if he is not scheduled to pitch.
Why do I have a feeling that he will just happen to not be in the rotation whenever the 'Stros come to Shea. What a pussy. :blush:

Take it easy Clarky

This message was edited by who6489 on 1-12-04 @ 4:31 PM

[Crippler]

he will not be going on road trips if he is not scheduled to pitch. Why do I have a feeling that he will just happen to not be in the rotation whenever the 'Stros come to Shea. What a pussy.

I'm just glad I won't have to be the one trying to explain the odd circumstances surrounding that situation...trying not to make my organization sound like cowards for helping him weasle his way out of uncomfortable situations. That was so tiring on Yankees fans for the past few years.

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[schmega]

that fat fuck couldnt even button his fat jersey correctly, the fat fuck.

you cant blame pettitte, Justice. blame george and his flabby neck, the fat fuck.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

I hope Sheffield wears #46 and John Lieber wears #22 to spite both of those fags

[KERMIT]

Doug Christey should join the ASSStos so they can make the incredibly pussywhipped Trifecta

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OH Boy Is He Happy.

[FUNKMAN]

i wish him well in all future endeavors and Hors d'Oeuvres...

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[armymad]

i wonder who else the yankess are going to lose this off season

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

clemens is always bragging about his workout routine, why the hell does he still look like a fat bastard?

[Tazz]

Wow, I didn't realize that Yankee fans would care so much. I think it's a perfect fit for him.

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[TheGameHHH]

how could you think yankee fans wouldn't care about losing their 2nd starting pitcher to houston during this offseason?

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[yarpwizard]

I hope he gets decked every time at bat....if he's man enough to pick up a bat.

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[Teenweek]

I don't care. He was good for the yankees. he has a right to change his mind. The astros ain't the red sox, mets, orioles, mariners, a's, angels so why should I care.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I hope he gets decked every time at bat....if he's man enough to pick up a bat.



Clemens and Pettitte will be choking up on each others bats

[Tazz]

how could you think yankee fans wouldn't care about losing their 2nd starting pitcher to houston during this offseason?


Because he retired and was no longer a Yankee anyway?

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[JohnnyCash]

Im just happy to see the Yankees pissed. Those scumbags.

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[TheGameHHH]

Because he retired and was no longer a Yankee anyway?
the yankees had a chance to offer him arbitration but clemens specially told them no in december because he was most definatly retiring.........then for him to come back and sign with houston and not even give the yanks an opportunity to try and re-sign him was sorta low. thanks for using us to get yourself some rings buddy, now you can move on and be happy.


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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Pettite and Clemens are glorifying the city of Houston as their hometown? Funny thing is that Clemens is from Ohio and Pettitte is from louisiana

[schmega]

Because he retired

he did WHAT?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The Ass-Tros are bringing back their gay pride rainbow jerseys from the 70's and 80's in honor of the pussywhipped pitchers Clemens and Pettitte