View Full Version : Top Three Celebs to jack to
saveopieanthony.net
01-12-2004, 07:57 AM
I know all the guys have a top three celebs that you fantaze too..
Too Cute...(just kidding..)
here are mine:
Britney, Jessica Alba, Jamie Lynn Sigler
(i don't call her by her married name..DiLascala or whatever...spoils the fantasy)
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East Side Dave
01-12-2004, 08:01 AM
I don't jack to celebs as you so crudely state it.
......I spank it to Telemundo...
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McNabbShouldDie
01-12-2004, 08:05 AM
Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, and Shakira get my vote.
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mothershucker
01-12-2004, 08:08 AM
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/2e9c0c48/bc/My+Photos/Brit+3.jpg?bfpftAABfj2rZZxJ
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DJEvelEd
01-12-2004, 08:09 AM
Lisa Barbuscia
Jennifer Lopez
Bob Hope (rape fantasy)
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East Side Dave
01-12-2004, 08:13 AM
Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, and Shakira get my vote.
You appear to like chicks whose name ends with an "a." How 'bout Martina Navritalova?
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Tall_James
01-12-2004, 08:16 AM
The DelRubio Triplets
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Furtherman
01-12-2004, 08:19 AM
This message was edited by Furtherman on 9-29-04 @ 7:02 PM
East Side Dave
01-12-2004, 08:22 AM
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JPMNICK
01-12-2004, 08:28 AM
Jessica Simpson
Selma Hayek
Britney
muscled out of my sig by shamus mcfitzy
Justice4all
01-12-2004, 08:28 AM
Bob Hope (rape fantasy)
Only if you are into fucking dead things now! (but that did make me chuckle)
Ok mine are Shakira..Just as hot as Brittney with better hip movement.
Salma Hayek...ever see her in Desperado? YUMMY!
And..Janet Jackson...and yes Ms. Jackson I AM nasty!
All three women....the epitomy of hot!
runner up is Denise Richards..two words...Wild Things
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billh
01-12-2004, 08:38 AM
Rose McGowan, Tara Reid, Brooke Burke
lovtracibingham
01-12-2004, 08:43 AM
Take a wild guess
East Side Dave
01-12-2004, 08:44 AM
OKthechickfromGrowingPains?
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Patches
01-12-2004, 08:46 AM
Brooke Burns
Ali Larter
Britney
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Iamnotatool
01-12-2004, 08:52 AM
Tracy Bingham is a twat, and your name sucks.
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extracheese
01-12-2004, 08:56 AM
Anjelica Huston
fran drescher
Nia Vardalos ( my big fat greek wedding)
Tall_James
01-12-2004, 09:10 AM
Tracy Bingham is a twat, and your name sucks
I dig you more and more each day for shit like that.
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Tall_James
01-12-2004, 09:25 AM
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jocefus
01-12-2004, 09:52 AM
ashley judd
jennifer love hewitt
east side dave
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saveopieanthony.net
01-12-2004, 10:20 AM
http://www.commendatori.de/pics/jamie/pics/jamie7.jpg
come on...that's nice
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Iamnotatool
01-12-2004, 02:55 PM
thanks TJ, I hate those bitches, Traci Bingham and that dick-named Anony-poster
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Reephdweller
01-12-2004, 03:05 PM
- Katie Holmes
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Britney Spears
Honorable "Spank-o-" Mention
- Jessica Alba
- James King
- Amy Smart
- Paris Hilton
- Jamie Presely
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SilentSpic
01-12-2004, 03:25 PM
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Denise Richards
Alyssa Milano
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01-12-2004, 03:48 PM
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Tall_James
01-13-2004, 04:58 AM
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01-13-2004, 06:40 AM
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East Side Dave
01-13-2004, 07:15 AM
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01-13-2004, 01:49 PM
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01-13-2004, 05:51 PM
Christina Aguilera
Nicole Ritchie
Pamela Anderson
and for kiddie porn: Lisa Simpson. (supaHOT!)
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01-13-2004, 05:54 PM
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01-13-2004, 11:11 PM
Do the Du!!!
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monsterone
01-13-2004, 11:18 PM
das DU-per
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stickyfingers
01-14-2004, 12:02 AM
i can't believe anyone actually think nicole ritchie is that hot....that being said:
mary-kate
ashley
stacy's mom
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JustJon
01-14-2004, 05:37 AM
Seeing Mould with hair is just freaky.
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jocefus
01-14-2004, 12:12 PM
What?! I'm BEHIND Love and the sane Judd?!?! Phhlaw!!
#3 on my batch list but #1 in my heart... plus, if u were #1 it would be really gay... =D
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01-14-2004, 12:50 PM
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