Don and Mike slogans....

[Captain Rooster]

1 - Need to catch up on your sleep...tune in to D+M
2- D+M - need an excuse to go Postal?
3 - D+M - hey at least it's better than suicide..well maybe

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[IkeaBoy]

Don and Mike: For those who like talk radio without the humor

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[TomPoo]

Don and Mike: Rednecks think we're funny!!!

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[skullcrush]

d+m,"well at least we get better numbers then the spots guys."

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[skullcrush]

"d+m,better listen now,we wont be here much longer"

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[skullcrush]

mid-days don and mike, "now dont most of yous wished you listened more too the radio chick?"

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[IkeaBoy]

Don and Mike- listen while you walk because WE'RE FUCKING PEDESTRIAN!!

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Captain Rooster]

D+M - we call people...uh...isn't that funny...c'mon...c'mon.....?

D+M - my wife is on the phone....isn't that funny?

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[Captain Rooster]

Don and Mike 2 unfunny assholes for the price of 1 !!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Don and Mike- listen
while you walk because WE'RE
FUCKING PEDESTRIAN!!

Ikeaboy-- now THAT'S classic!!

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I gotta have more cowbell

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[stugots]

D+M ...like anal rape in prison....ha ha

Ron&Fez the most underrated radio show!

[lil chicklet]

"don and mike, they're about as sharp as a bag of wet mice"

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[IkeaBoy]

Don and Mike- like us, we're old.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Captain Rooster]

stugots
D+M ...like anal rape in prison....ha ha

I just wet my pants!

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[Captain Rooster]

TOP - c'mon people

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[Captain Rooster]

D+M we treat our callers like Shit

yeah yeah I know - I am the only member posting on this thread - I'm a geek, Ilove this thread....yeah yeah yeah

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[reeshy]

D&M-Hey, let me tell you about my ass operation-haw haw

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[rmw]

Due to recent developments I do not feel my previous comments are needed. Don and Mike are now acting like real class acts and we should unite in support of our country.

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

This message was edited by rmw on 9-12-01 @ 1:16 PM

[rmw]

Due to recent developments I do not feel my previous comments are needed. Don and Mike are now acting like real class acts and we should unite in support of our country.

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

This message was edited by rmw on 9-12-01 @ 1:16 PM

[Beer Bishop]

Don and Mike: Making your workday even less enjoyable

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

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[redblastoff]

D+M, were funny on Bizarro WNEW

D+M, Making Scott Muny the highest rated show in NYC during lunch time.

D+M, If you like to non-comedy you'll love Don and Mike.

D+M, how did we get a show?

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Everybody wants to be a Tigger till the cops show up.

[redblastoff]

Don + Mike, because WNEW hates it's listeners.

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Everybody wants to be a Tigger till the cops show up.

[Gabriel]

Don & Mike, All our callers sound like Cleatus, the slack-jawed yokel...

[Captain Rooster]

D+M keeping KRock #1 in NY middays!

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[Thunderlips]

Don & Mike: Extending the life of Walkman batteries from coast to coast.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is: Never try.

[Dirtybird11]

WE"RE DONE & MIKE!! I BET YA CAN SHOOT US IN THE FACE!

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[Beer Bishop]

Don & Mike... WHY GOD.. WHY!!!!

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Don + Mike: We don't have Instant Feedback because we can't handle the truth!

Don + Mike: Jeremy Coleman's bitch slap to New York

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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[Dirtybird11]

don & mike, we're the only ones laughin-
don & mike, we may not be funny, but we THINK we are.
.......................
those slogans suck sorry.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/spicoli5.jpg" height =100 width=300> i'm not a meanie!!!!

[omegask]

D + M :Don't worry we'll be dead soon.



D+M : we'll make both your ears and your anus bleed.


D+M: If you have'nt laughed with in the first 20 minutes...ugh..welll..ugh..that means your still sane.

AFRO!

[Dirtybird11]

don and mike: even pete johnson hates us now.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/spicoli5.jpg" height =100 width=300> i'm not a meanie!!!!

[omegask]

Don & Mike : est. 1949

[rmw]

Due to recent developments I do not feel my previous comments are needed. Don and Mike are now acting like real class acts and we should unite in support of our country.

"And the meek shall inheret the earth."

This message was edited by rmw on 9-12-01 @ 1:18 PM

[Circus Boy]

don and mike....a good reason to invest in a CD player for your car

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Circus Boy with the Grubby Mobile

This is my temporary sig. pic so i dont get chastised by JJ.

[Captain Rooster]

D+M ...sorry - no instant feedback...we're pussy cry-babies

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Erinmoran = Sweetheart!

[Thunderlips]

D&M: Listen to how hard we force our laughter at what each of us is saying. That proves that we're funny, doesn't it? Oh yeah? Well a bunch of rubes happen to disagree with you New York types with your "wit" and "cleverness". Those have no place in our radio show!

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed. The lesson is: Never try.
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[lil chicklet]

Don And Mike: 6,000,000 people sleeping with there radios on can't be wrong!

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[Captain Rooster]

D+M - Keeping Rush Limbaugh #1 at all costs

D+M - sssshhhh...keep it quiet...Rush has hired us to destroy WNEW

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Erinmoran = Sweetheart!

[Leadbottom]

midlife crisis radio!

love and peace to all

[Death Metal Moe]

The D+M Magic Show- Watch the Comedy Disappear!

D+M - The strongest Sedative you can get without a perscription.

D+M - Some mild swelling and discomfort is normal.

D+M - When you've heard the best, check out the rest.

D+M - zzzzzzzzzz..........
hmmmm........zzzzzzzzzzzz..
ahhhh........zzzzzzzzzzz...

D+M - We'll make your Fuckin' Brain hurt!

D+M - Hey, think you can do better?! Oh, you can? SHIT! Forget I said anything.

D+M - Giving aspiring DJ's something to hope for. If we got on the radio, you've got to be next!

D+M - See what Satan can do for you?

D+M - who needs talent whe you get replayed all day and night?

I know they're not All winners, but there's a few good ones there.

[Death Metal Moe]

WOW! Just checked this post! I posted the last one the night before the WTC disaster.

That's the day the fun went away. I didn't feel like doing much else but watching the TV too.

But now that D&M are back to their usual Bullshit, I'm hoping that this discussion can get back in the swing of things!

Come on Ron and Fez fans! Use those brains of yours! I KNOW there's some funny Mother Fuckers out there just DYING to start this up again!

Need inspiration? Turn on your radio around noon. Crap!

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[reeshy]

Hi- We're Don and Mike-Hey- What happened the last couple of weeks?-Did we lose ratings? Hey-What's going on?

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[Thunderlips]

D&M: NPR never seemed so appealing.

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Some day a real rain is going to come and wash the scum off these streets.
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[lil chicklet]

Don & Mike, " You couldn''t possibly hate them as much as bin Laden "

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[lil chicklet]

Don and Mike "#1 with a bullet, (to your own skull)"

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[Death Metal Moe]

Don and Mike - No longer content to fuck up their OWN show!

Don and Mike - We make you vomit!

Don and Mike - Clean that up for my buddy.

Don and Mike - Girls beat us.

http://www.unhallowed.com/sigs/drummer_sig.gif

[Captain Rooster]

*TOP...just because they are tools and they take jabs at R+F

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[IkeaBoy]

Don and Mike- we get no respect because we don't deserve it.

Don and Mike- The sportsguys do better

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[RF Godfather]

Don and Mike = Cure for Insomnia!

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
Take it easy like a Sunday morning, Clarkey! MEOW! AWESOME!
THE PROTOTYPE<marquee>ONE AND ONLY RFW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!</marquee>

[Captain Rooster]

Don and Mike: We Beg For Beat Downs


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"Don't this sh*t make a nigga' wanna, JUMP! JUMP!"
-- Busta Rhymes
**Best viewed with "Pass the Courvoisier" playing in the background**

[furie]

Don + Mike: Almost beating the Radio chick!


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[PanterA]

Don & Mike, WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don & Mike, blame it on O&A that we arent funny

http://www.members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig4I crush the rush! I rule you fool!

This message was edited by PanterA on 5-23-02 @ 3:49 PM

[Yerdaddy]

D+M: We laugh at our own jokes - so you don't have to.

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[Doogie]

Ferrels voice is a decibel level higher than Don and Mikes ratings...

Tom Leykis and Corky would look like geniuses next to Don and Mike
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"Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite??"- Mr Blonde

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[JrZee Tom]

Don & Mike- A good case of the HIV would be more fun <P>

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[Ryan the Great]

D+M: We laugh at our own jokes - so you don't have to.

thats my favorite one thus far.

D+M...Voss taught us everything we know

FAQ RULES!
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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[Doogie]

Don and Mike-we are the inspiration for the Big ASS cards...

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"Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite??"- Mr Blonde

[Michael Fury]

Mid-days, Don and Mike: when you're too stoned to care.










New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

[ag]

Don Ill agree with what ever you said Mike Geronimo and Mike Ill agree with what ever you say Don O'Mera

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In vino veritas

Official Mentor of cronicman

<marquee>There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man. </marquee>

[TomPoo]

D+M: D.C. likes us... but no one else

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

[TomPoo]

D+M: Today's 100th caller gets to watch Mike suck Don's D

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

[TomPoo]

D+M: Radio for the unfunny

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

[TLM]

D+M: D.C. likes us... but no one else

A lot of DC doesn't like Don and Mike. I don't... neither did anyone in the office that I interned at (which worked in the radio industry)

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[Doogie]

Don and Mike, WE would really like to have those 12 year old skateboarders listen to us talk to our wives about the dishes I left out the night before...

Don and Mike- a monkey called ham could have better ratings than us...

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"Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite??"- Mr Blonde

[EQ]

Let Your Ears Bleed ... with Don and Mike!



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[Yerdaddy]

D+M: Radio Sominex
D+M: #1 With toothless retards.
D+M: Because George and Gracie are dead.
D+M: Most requested show in Dr. Kevorkian's waiting room.
D+M: Radio for blue-hairs.
D+M: AM radio for your FM dial.

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[AppleBoy]

Don and Mike - Making you wish you didn't understand English.

[Ryan the Great]

D+M: D.C. likes us... but no one else

TLM is right. not all of D.C. like them. i dont, and the vast majority of my friends dont. i think i know 1 person who likes them.

FAQ RULES!
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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[Yerdaddy]

new D+M segment - WOW: Winey Old Windbags.

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[AppleBoy]

Don and Mike - The test of the Emergency Broadcast System gets higher ratings.

[jamesdiggy]

Don and Mike - Hey, at least we're not Mark and Bryan.

Jeers to me, Nerts on you!

[lleeder]

Don and Mike : Keeping methadone clinics happy from 10-3

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Don + Mike: We suck big, fat, floppy donkey dick.

Hey, I think it's catchy!

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Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

[RF Godfather]

Boring People Since 18 ought-6!

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark3.gif
Thanks WWEFallon for this sick sig! Leviathan 4 Ever!
<marquee>Aggressive Negotiations and Compassion Rocks!</marquee>

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[wilee]

Don and Mike: We even alienate our webmaster!

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[AppleBoy]

Don and Mike - Radio's cry for help.

[Yerdaddy]

D+M: The retarded, old, whining, lame, faggy, decrepit, boring, so you can rest, radio.

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[opack1]

D + M...we are as useful as a screendoor in a submarine

c-ya

[Cybersoldier]

If you want annoying radio and two fat guys crying about everything listen to D&M

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thanks cheezeemee for the sig

[Jay_C]

Don & Mike: "We've got big name advertisers, because there is NO CHANCE we'll ever say something controversial!!!"

Don & Mike: "Hey, it could be worse! You could have the flesh eating virus on your genitals!"

Don & Mike: "So boring, reading the entire set of the Encyclopedia Britanica looks like a fun thing to do!!!"

[RF Godfather]

Don and Mike: We got bigger advertisers and fatter asses. PLEASE LISTEN TO US!

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark3.gif
Thanks WWEFallon for this sick sig! Leviathan 4 Ever!
<marquee>Aggressive Negotiations and Compassion Rocks!</marquee>

[Yerdaddy]

D+M: "Ass kissers" would be a promotion for us.
D+M: Radio's short bus.
D+D: Sponsored by Tard Guardr brand retard helmets. "We use em!"

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[Dr. Klahn]

My Boss LOVES D+M, cause I work from 10-3 to be away from the radio.
<BR>
D+M-Don't touch that dial, or we will cry.....


~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

[DarkHippie]

D+M: goes well with cheese
D+M: they sure can bowl
D+M: their announcer's pretty cool, does that count for anything . . . anything . . . please?

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

[JrZee Tom]

Don & Mike - We could make Mason & Kolinski sound entertaining <P>

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[Yerdaddy]

TIME TO NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SLOGAN.

Mine's Rooster's from last Sept.:
I just wet my pants!


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[Theamazingpudthumper]

Don & Mike: We kinda sorta have a brain.

D&M:As funny as a bucket of AIDS

D&M: Hey.... at least Rob laughs at our jokes

D&M: Even Opie's impersonations are funnier than ours.

You can be a girl ...you can be a friend but you can't be my girlfriend....

[hndsmepete]

D+M: We put a tv star on the air & she's better radio than we are.

D+M: Prisoners are commiting suicide to us.

D+M: At least Craig Wilson thinks we're funny.

D+M: Doing Bits older than we are.

D+M: Putting people to sleep better than Kevorkian.

I Dance For Nickels.

[Captain Rooster]

D+M: Radio for men whose wives ass fuck them with dildos

D+M: Our Listeners Wear Helmets

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"Don't this sh*t make a nigga' wanna, JUMP! JUMP!"
-- Busta Rhymes
**Best viewed with "Pass the Courvoisier" playing in the background**

[Michael Fury]

Don & Mike: we stufff shit in your ears.






New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

[Yerdaddy]

D&M: If it's just two old fags, is it still called bukake?

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[cheezeemee]

D&M: welcome to crap

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[mindtank]

Don and Mike=cause there just isnt enough anal sex on the radio

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[AppleBoy]

Don & Mike - Helping to conserve electricity by making everyone turn off their radios from 10-3. <P>
Don & Mike - Like having 10 lbs. of broken glass shoved up your ass. <P>
Don & Mike - Enough to make Helen Keller beg for mercy. <P>
Don & Mike - They'll touch your dirty penny for a nickel. <P>
mindtank - that sig is killing me. <P>

[Death Metal Moe]

The Don and Mike Show- We can even make this Radio Feud we started sound Boring!"

The Don and Mike Show- "At this point, I'll sell ya my cunt wife I keep calling in the middle of the show for ratings!"

The Don and Mike show- "Radio to touch your sister to."

The Don and Mike show- "We just got a Thank You note from Rush Limbaugh for some reason........"

EVIL REIGNS!!!
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Darkness.gif

www.unhallowed.com

[Michael Fury]

Don & Mike: we serve only the best horseshit.






New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

[wilee]

Don and Mike: Al may book them as guests for the Ron and Fez Show.

"Hello, this is IRIS calling...."

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[Dr. Klahn]

D+M We're great to listen to...during a siestia.
D+M Givin' you a reason to go outside from 10-3.
D+M Can you believe they pay us for this S'.
D+M Hey Darwin may have been wrong.

~~~~~~~~~~~<br>We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge out spirits in the tradition of our ancestors. You have out gratitude<br><br>Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.

[Hosp]

D&M: Making Marconni roll over in his grave.

D&M:And you thought Dennis Miller on MNF was the biggest mistake in broadcasting.

D&M:8-tracks and Leisure suits were cool when we got together so we have to be funny.

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<center>Bad Words From Around The World</center> <center>Douchebag</center>
Spanish:Un Pedo
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[AppleBoy]

Don & Mike - We turned sucking ass into an art form.

[Michael Fury]

Don & Mike: The kind of crap that passed for entertainment in 1903.






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