My 48 Hour I.D.R.C. Experience

[DJEvelEd]

As some of you know, I was caught with a small amount of pot in my car which means I have to spend 48 consecutive hours at the Intoxicated Driver Resource Center in Passaic. My first night was scary. The counselor was a fat toothless lady with a hairy chin. She wore black spandex, and I stared under her table in horror at the sight of the huge slit in her crotch seam. It was a very ugly bunt trying to escape. I made everyone around me aware of this and we all laughed at the hole caused by her acid drippings. (she turned out to be OK though) I had fun making jokes about shitting the beds and making LOUD fart sounds in the bathroom stalls. The showers were nasty, and no amount of pissing on my feet made me feel clean so I defecated in the shower to make it "mine" and pushed the chunks down the drain with my big toe. We had many groups & speakers, one of which was an Irish cop who gave me some very important facts:

*You can be charged with drunk driving for just having your keys in your pocket and being "near" your car.
*You can be charged with drunk driving on a bicycle but NOT rollerblades.
*You can be charged with drunk driving as a passenger if the driver is drunk.
*Fines and suspensions are doubled in a school zone. (a school zone could be a crosswalk, or a schoolbus)
I paid 200.00 for this and the food was really bad. There was a hot little Latina there named "Maria" and I put her number in a very safe spot. I only jerked off in my hand once and had fun cracking off colour-jokes too. It was a lifechanging experience considering I can't smoke pot anymore because of the drug testing.

My mantra is:
"No blunts for me"
"They're perusing my pee"

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[FUNKMAN]

live and learn... maybe one day you'll become a Counselor yourself and contribute to the good of humanity...


smoking in the car is a 'nono'... it stinks too much

i'm guessing they smelt it

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[mdr55]

If your counselor was a "hot looking chick", would you mind going back? Or have made her a map of Alaska while you were there?


*****EDIT..........I read the rest of the post. I guess you would. DJEvelED lives!!!!!



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This message was edited by mdr55 on 1-11-04 @ 8:03 PM

[DJEvelEd]

smoking in the car is a 'nono'... it stinks too much
i'm guessing they smelt it

I was totally straight when I got pulled over. No smoking, no drinking. I had problems with the cop before and he ALWAYS hassles me and my friends in our business's parking lot. He found a "speck" of pot under the seat, loose on the floor. I was dumb and agreed to a urine test and THATS what screwed me. I had every right to refuse the test and the weed I had smoked in the last 30 days was used against me.

Curly Howard: "I'm a victim of circumstance......Wooo wooo wooo wooo"

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