Monster BUSH!!!!!!

[Gaia]

This is mainly for the guys, I am just curious as to how everyone here feels about "The Bush".
I am used to shaving a lot of my "private" hair off, but recently my boyfriend asked me to let it grow. Like "MONSTER BUSH" grow. So this made me wonder if any of the people on the board had made this request of their partner at any time.....I feel less hair is sexy, and much cleaner, but lately I have noticed some monster bush in recent movies, and then my Boyfriend made this request. Is monster bush coming back in? Or am I just noticing this stuff way too much?



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[smiler grogan]

Monster bush, no good!
I like my ol' lady to switch it up
wood floor ,little patch ,triangel what have you
but big hairy smelly bush never.
To me a hairy bush equals smelly even if its super clean. It's like looking at a guy with a mountain man beard, thats always smelly looking.

[FUNKMAN]

Monster Bush only if i have toothpicks on hand

it tickles your nose too much. i just like some stubble, a little rough...

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[fluffernutter]

As long as you can tread your way through the jungle and not get any branches in your way as you are about to dive into the river, things will be good. Hopefully there will be maintenence done so that the said jungle stays fresh. I have always been a big fan of the bush. 1960's early 1970's Playboy style especially. That is the ONLY place a lady should let the hair grow.

Anyplace else where hair can grow should be properly maintained ot the point where there is not even a question if she has sideburns or a moustache. Much less a beard. Ech! Shave or wax that thing honey!

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[mdr55]

Hehe........I just watched "Scary Movie" and this post reminds me of the MONSTER Bush scene......back to your question, let's just say less is more.

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[ChickenHawk]

I'm not big on the monster bush, so I can't personally recommend it...

I've always been a fan of a neatly trimmed patch or the wooden floor.


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[Katylina]

So are you going to let your pubics grow? Once I shaved it. I found it much "more gooder" and never went back to any pubic hair at all.

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[furie]

full y grown sounds nasty. I like it trim.


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[sr71blackbird]

I prefer as little hair as possible. I shave myself, but HATE when it starts growing back because its itchy as hell. I think theres no going back for me. The only advantage I can see about having the hair is that cool feeling you get when you shave it off! I wish it felt like that all the time.

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[Gaia]

I have always felt less is more as well, but the request has been put in, and I'm not one to dissapoint, of course I will keep it trim, and neat/clean as possible, but It will still be monster bush. I always thought there was no going back as well, but for now I guess I have to deal.



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[furie]

try for the don king look. trim on the sides, but sticking
striaght out a good 6 inches.

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[CrazyClare]

make him floss with your pubes after he eats you out.

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wow funkman, i think those shirts were popular about the same time as big bush. monster bush is gross, but i have noticed that there a fetish sites devoted to them. i think it's a euro thing

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[TheMojoPin]

but lately I have noticed some monster bush in recent movies

European and artsy-fartsy films don't count.

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[fluffernutter]

I do also like the wood floor as well. You can always shave it and it will always grow back. So if the signifigant other is patient, one can always wait for it to grow.

I had this one ex girlfriend who had the monster bush and could not figure out how to be discreet and ask her to shave it downso it would be more skin on skin and all that.

So she shaved.

Two inch wide landing strip and STILL long. She was all proud and I was just shaking my head.

I never asked again.

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[Gaia]

Come on people!!! I am starting to lose the will to grow my super dooper earth momma monster bush, all because you guys poke fun. You will all be sorry. Youll see!!!!!!!!!

It will be kinda gross though....do you guys think my Boyfriend is a freak??? I'm starting to wonder.

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[monsterone]

do you guys think my Boyfriend is a freak???


yes.

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[smiler grogan]

Grow it.
Just cause most of us say no your guy requested it.I know i'd be appreciative if I was him so why not.
Shave when it gets boring

[Gaia]

Grow it.
Just cause most of us say no your guy requested it.I know i'd be appreciative if I was him so why not.
Shave when it gets boring




Exactly!!!!!! :)
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[smiler grogan]

After its grown how bout giving us a peek :p

[ChickenHawk]

Alright, here's the deal... We'll agree to let you grow it, as
long as we get to see the final result.

*Edit: Wait, I propose a slightly altered plan... How 'bout a
before & after photo?


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[Gaia]

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[bigbaldirish]

how bout just the before, and you tell us about the monsterbush


*edit* Thinking about it, i dated a girl with a monsterbush... i couldn't go near it. it was like seeing a cave in the middle of deep dark dank forest... told her to shave it before we went anywhere oh well
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[monsterone]

Alright, here's the deal... We'll agree to let you grow it, as long as we get to see the final result.


here you go hawk (just so you don't have to wait 8 months)

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i can't believe this thread amde it this far w/o a george bush joke. and i'd worry if your bf starts hanging with hippie chicks.

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[ChickenHawk]

i can't believe this thread amde it this far w/o a george bush joke.
Here. It was the best I could do:
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I'm sorry...

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[extracheese]

i am a guy who loves a hairy bush. a nice thick hairy bush is the way god made you, is natural. Otherwise you look like a 12 yr old.
I DO think natural is back in style. There are tons of websites dedicated to the hair lover, as well as hirsute and "hairy" newsgroups just for these x rated pics.
pedophilia is OUT and so is bald baby pussy.

[bigbaldirish]

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and apparently it's on a furburger, instead of a cheese burger

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[A.J.]

European and artsy-fartsy films don't count.


Neither does '70s porn.

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[high fly]

Monster bush fine, but you've got to hang an afro comb in it so us guys can get to paydirt without resorting to a machete.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

less = more

do NOT like any that pokes out of the panties.

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do NOT like any that pokes out of the panties.
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[Bill From Yorktown]

ok James - rephrased - I dont like any that sticks out of the SIDES...

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[Hottub]

Mary Mary, quite contrary, shave that pussy, IT'S SO DAMN HAIRY!!!


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[Gaia]

Monster bush is on its way!!

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[Reephdweller]

I either like it shaved or with little hair, I'm not a fan of big bushes. Not I've turned it down, but I prefer it shaved or with not so much hair.

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[AngelAmy]

good to hear reef, cause i aint growing nothing

woodfloor is where it's at!

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