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Fallon
08-31-2001, 12:29 PM
Dominican Official: NY Little League Pitcher Was 14

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SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic (Reuters) - Pitcher Danny Almonte, who dominated the recent Little League World Series, is 14 years old, too old to play in the world's most important children's baseball tournament, an official in his native Dominican Republic said on Friday.

The finding could result in Little League officials stripping his Bronx team of its third-place finish in the World Series.

Speaking at a news conference in Santo Domingo, Ramon Cerda, president of the electoral commission, said an investigation had found that one of two birth certificates for Almonte had been falsely obtained.

His parents have said he is 12 -- Little League age.

Cerda said Dominican officials had decided to ``proceed through judicial means to declare the nullity of the second birth certificate due to manifest irregularities.''

Almonte, who is 5 foot 8 inches tall and throws a 75-mph fastball, led his team, the Rolando Paulino All Stars, to the U.S. championship game in the Little League World Series, where they lost the title to the Apopka, Florida, All Stars. Almonte was not able to pitch the final game.

He pitched the first perfect game in the Little League World Series since 1957 and allowed only one run all year.

But opposing coaches had questioned whether he was too old to be playing at the Little League level.

Little League officials have launched an investigation. They have said they will abide by a decision by the government of the Dominican Republic as to the boy's age.

President Bush, who attended the final game of the league's series, was sorry to hear the news, according to White House spokesman Ari Fleischer.

``Little League is Little League, and the age is up to 12,'' Fleischer said. ``The president was disappointed to hear that.''

Almonte's father, Felipe Almonte, told the New York Daily News this week that his son was born on April 7, 1989, making him 12.

``Whoever is investigating ... they should go to the hospital where Danny was born,'' he told the newspaper.

The Daily News also reported the boy had not spent a day in school since coming to the United States 18 months ago.

Dominican officials said they might pursue sanctions against the parents and anyone else who participated in fraudulently obtaining the birth documents.
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IkeaBoy
08-31-2001, 12:36 PM
So you're the news reporter on RF.net Fallon.

Also for those who get it..."Jay's in fourth grade?"


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TomPoo
08-31-2001, 12:37 PM
unbelievable... why??? What kind of shit is that??? Is winning that important that you teach your kid to cheat??? ANd robbing ACTUAL 12 year olds of having a fair chance to win is so F'ed up!!!!

AND THIS KID HASN"T GONE TO SCHOOL 1 DAY SINCE HE HAS BEEN HERE?!?!?!?! WHAT THE F IS THAT?!?!?!?

This is such a fucked up thing on so many levels

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JimBeam
08-31-2001, 12:46 PM
Whats even funnier is now they say its only being looked into because he was Latino.
Or maybe if he were black or Jewish.
It doesnt matter, cheating is cheating on any level.
What would they say if whitey threw a 15 year old up there ??


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Fallon
08-31-2001, 12:48 PM
So you're the news reporter on RF.net Fallon.

Yeah! I like to spread news, plus post new topics.

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IkeaBoy
08-31-2001, 01:08 PM
you know it should have been more obvious...look at the team photo

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skullcrush
08-31-2001, 01:47 PM
14 years throwing 75 m.p.h.fuck little league.this kids gunna be pitching for the yankees when hes 17 anyway.

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mark
08-31-2001, 02:13 PM
Skullcrush, Exactly cant wait.

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girl germs
08-31-2001, 02:51 PM
baseball is gay. mike piazza, john rocker, etc...closeted homosexuals.

i'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. there's definitely nothing wrong with that. but it's just sad that some baseball enthusiasts also seem to be gay bashers...most of them are probably closet cases.

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The Blowhard
09-01-2001, 12:08 AM
This kid had 2 choices: play baseball or pick fruit.

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skullcrush
09-01-2001, 07:25 AM
now for the off season its sell fruit off the meeker av. exit of the b.q.e.

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IkeaBoy
09-01-2001, 07:26 AM
What is everyone complaining about? this kid LOVED AMERICA even though he couldn't spell it, couldn't say it, didn't know he was here, couldn't care less, and comes from a raft. But still he loved it here and by that he loves us. If you deport him, you deport the human spirit and that's just wrong.

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Thunderlips
09-01-2001, 08:39 AM
Damn IkeaBoy, that is dead-on perfect. LMAO

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JimBeam
09-01-2001, 09:02 AM
Well for all I care they can deport 2 million more " human spirits " and it wouldnt be enough.
Before you guys go and put this kid in the majors, see how he pitches againts kids his age. A 14 year old pitching to a 10 year old is far different than a 14 year old pitching to a 15 and 16 year old. Even if he does make it, he's one knee blowout from being the guy who landscapes my yard.



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F Wad
09-01-2001, 09:14 AM
Jim you hit it right on the head he was pitching from the little league distance of 46ft not the major league distance he should have been pitching from.and he was throwing to kids that were from 2 yrs to 4 yrs younger then he was.he was exploited by his father his coach and league founder who all should be banned from little league for life.It was also found out that his and his father's visa had expired over a year ago.So if ins was on the ball they should have not had the chance to cheat his team the city and the other teams that played by the rules.

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sunndoggy8
09-02-2001, 02:25 PM
No one seems to be that bothered that the losing team's parents put $10,000 into investigating this kids age...$10,000!

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TomPoo
09-04-2001, 04:41 AM
14 years throwing 75 m.p.h


Anyone... I MEAN ANYONE who ever played little league knows how tough it is to hit againdt the big kids who throw fast... No imaging up at bat against a kid 5'8" thats throwing a 75mph fastball coming at you... it would be the SCARIEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!

At 12 years old kids are use to seeing like 45-50 mph (if that) F this kid, F his parents, F the coach, I hope they all die from eating a cancer infected tacos

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JimBeam
09-04-2001, 07:49 AM
Sundoggy -

No amount of money is too much in the pursuit of justice.
Are you suggesting that its UNFAIR for people to use their resources if the people that they are investigating don't have the same funds to cover up their UNFAIRNESS ??
Maybe I misunderstood your point.

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