I don't know what to do

[JesterOfSadness]

I've got a problem with this girl at work. I have like a major crush on her. It's driving me nuts. I know that she has no feelings for me whatsoever except being friends. During Christmas she got me a pair of leather gloves to go with my trench coat and i got her a card with a hundred dollars in it (yeah i know i went overboard).

I went to give her a hug and she actually hugged back but she hugged me harder and I did. I'm always nice to her n shit, but I don't know if she toying with me or something. I dont know what to do.

[mikeyboy]

Talk to our relationship counseler, Electric Sex.

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[FUNKMAN]

slip me a hundred and i'll hug ya too!

a nice manly hug
;)

seriously: try to stay calm and always remind yourself that it may never work out BUT at least ask her out for coffee and a piece of pie and take it from there...

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[JesterOfSadness]

I have gone to some places with her already. I have gone with her to Reptile Shows and other pet expos and we have gone to get lunch to some restaurant. We have a alot in common since we are both reptile fanatics and more

[Tall_James]

I have gone with her to Reptile Shows

Man...that's cold-blooded!


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[FUNKMAN]

I have gone with her to Reptile Shows


in that case take her home and let her pet your snake...

to stop all the questioning in your mind you're just gonna have to ask her if she'd like to take the relationship 'further'... it's not a crime and she should take it as a complimet regardless of her answer...

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[keithy_19]

Thank you Mikey Boy for the kind title.

Personally, I would say go for it. She see's something in you that makes her want to be with you. So I say that you go for it. If it doesn't work out, you wallow in self pity for a few days and listen to emo music and write on a piece of paper 'woe is me. woe is me. woe is me.' Eventually you will get over the sadness. If you still have feelings for the girl, then just keep on trying. And don't lose faith in yourself. Just stay strong sir. I wish you the best.

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[Katylina]

How do you know that she just wants to be friends? Has she told you this before?

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[JesterOfSadness]

I can sense it on her. I've been rejected pretty much all my life. The only chicks that seem to be interested in me are girls who love cuttin their wrists. And pretty much I have no confidence in myself, always have been always will be. I also think everyone hates me especially at work

[Katylina]

I also think everyone hates me

The donuts hate you.


Well, if they cut their wrists and die, they too, would be cold blooded creatures. You would have a lot in common with them



Just ask her out. Don't be a pussy. :)

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This message was edited by Katylina on 1-10-04 @ 6:10 PM

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your name fits you well

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[JesterOfSadness]

thank you joint

[SatCam]

get yourself some cunt... virtual cunt.

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[Snoogans]

pull out your dink and ask her what we are goin to do about this


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That didn't work for Harry Elvis...

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[sr71blackbird]

Seriously, dont dwell on girls at work, make it your rule to only look for romance outside of work and youll be better off. Trust me.
Dont act all sad and lonely, because that never works, women arent attracted to sad men, they like men who arent easy to figure out. Your wearing your emotions on your sleeves, so you present no challenge. Turn into Mr. Freeze, and they'll be chasing you with matresses strapped to their backs!
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[stickyfingers]

you gave her 100 bucks? very thoughtful....nice start

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[Snoogans]

at work, if she said friends, sorry man, but even the opie genius of a car aint gettin you in that thing

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[mdr55]

During Christmas she got me a pair of leather gloves to go with my trench coat and i got her a card with a hundred dollars in it (yeah i know i went overboard).
I went to give her a hug and she actually hugged back but she hugged me harder and I did.


NICE!!! Now for her birthday, give her $200 and she might give you a peck on the cheek.

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[MizzleTizzle]

you gave her 100 bucks? very thoughtful....nice start


Yeah... I'm kinda wondering about that one too. For me, money doesn't fit into the 'Things I would give a Friend' category. If I got a Xmas card from some chick at work, believe me that's enough if she wishes to get my interest.

That aside. Here's two Doors to choose from:

Door 1: Make your Move.

Door 2: Follow the 'don't date co-workers it's only future trouble either way' followers.

And Snoogs, nice Jay Mohr Reference.

[sr71blackbird]

2 words.....
Sexual Harassment

Im not saying not to date a co worker, if its a mutual attaction, fine. But if she gets weirded out for whatever reason (and its HER perogitive) then its Bye Bye for you. Know what I mean, jelly bean?

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[Snoogans]

walk up to her and put your hand on her crotch, youll know if she likes ya or not

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[newport king]

try the bubblegum stuck in your zipper gag.

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[Heavy]

I don't know what to do


Put your best moves on her. Do everything you can to get her into bed, and if it works, dump her, cause shes a whore. If it doesnt work, she'll think oure a creep and never talk to you again. So either way you have your answer

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[keithy_19]

Another thing you should do is not listen to Wadd. If you have a thing for her don't just try to get her into your bed. Thats not really a good way to start a relationship. From my point of view.

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[JesterOfSadness]

Eh maybe I'll just try and forget her. I mean I haven't been good with relationships my whole life. Back to practicing Satanic rituals I guess..

[keithy_19]

Why give up? Because you think your not good with relationships? Just try man. If she says no, then kill her. No, I kid. But you'll get over her. Unless your like me and dwell on what could have been. But I have fait in you man. Just go for it.

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[sr71blackbird]

Just dont get yourself in a bad position by ruining your job, because that in itself is also something girls arent attracted to. If you dont act like your a horndog at work, the women there will respect it and probably hook you up with their friends. If that does happen to you, just dont bring the relationship or any issues to work, because youll be asking for trouble. The lesson I learned is; if you dont appear to be interested, they throw themselves at you. The harder you try, the more desperate you appear. When I was in high school, my friend (who never got any girls attention at school) got a job as a mechanic at a gas station. Hed be out there under a car putting a starter in, and all his attention is focused on the job. These girls kept coming by and bugging him by flirting with him and he almost got in trouble with his boss a few times because the boss saw the girls hanging around (they called them "wrench wenches"), so he was told to ignore them or hit the road, so he tried ignoring them. They practically threw themselves at him when they saw that thir flirtations werent working. Moral? What you have, you dont want. What you want, thats beyond your grasp, becomes your obsession. Learn this and be lonely no more my boy.

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[JesterOfSadness]

At my job, I would be busy putting away dog food,etc and she would sometimes come over to either talk or ask a question. My bosses don't really care if I go help the other co-workers because I pretty much know what I'm doing. Everytime she is scheduled by herself I offer my help to her and my boss doesn't bitch or anything about it. I joke around with her alot and she might think I'm funny or just laughing to make me feel good or something, I dunno

[Heavy]

I thihk the best advice I can give you is to never listen to Katylina. Shes evil and enjoys crushing men.

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[keithy_19]

Hey Wadd, shut your mouth. She made a wicked awesome sig for me and I didn't even ask her. So she's awesome in my book.

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[TheMojoPin]

WHOOSH.

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[keithy_19]

Oh yeah? Well Whoosh! Splat!

Haha, oh man did I get you.

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[JohnnyCash]

What made you decide to give her cash for Christmas? If its someone you want to impress,you should have gotten her something more thoughtful. Your gift was very generous, but kind of impersonal.

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[JesterOfSadness]

I didn't know what to get her honestly. I mean I bought her some ecosphere thingy for her b-day and for x-mas i just didnt know what to get

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[MizzleTizzle]

I love these threads. It is So utterly apparent to see who has and hasn't gotten laid lately.

[reeshy]

Sorry I'm late!! I just got finished getting laid!! What's the topic again????

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Reesh, you were amazing.

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[Katylina]

I thihk the best advice I can give you is to never listen to Katylina. Shes evil and enjoys crushing men.


Hear, hear! I stand on the street corner, hold up my thumb and pointer finger, peek through the little hole and crush all the men's head. Crush, crush, crush.

Anyhow, I think before you start any relationship you should work on your depression issues and lack of self worth. How can you make others feel good about you when you do not even like yourself?

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[sr71blackbird]

Exactly! If you dont feel YOUR worth it, why would anyone else?

Id still try and not go after girls at work.

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[sr71blackbird]

Here is my reasoning as a worse case scenario;
She tells her female coworkers that you gave her this gift. They say to her "why did he do that?" shes like"I donno", they say "he must want you" and then the girl starts thinking of it, and every time you do something for her, shes thinking "he is doing this because he wants me" and she becomes more and more uncomfortable. Ae same time, she accepted this monetary gift you gave her, and she feeels she "has to" accept your attention, and that makes her even more uncomfortable, to the point that she doesnt want to work there, and she tells someone. That person may tell her that she doesnt have to put up with it, and she should go to your boss and complain. Your boss will feel that this girl make make an issue of it and unless HE takes some action, HE might get in trouble, so his best option is to fire you.


Im not trying to scare you or keep you from getting on with this girl, just saying to keep in mind what could happen ('cause I seen it at where I work).

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[high fly]

I thihk the best advice I can give you is to never listen to Katylina. Shes evil and enjoys crushing men.


I'd listen to that there Katylina. She is one hot tamale!

The gloves were an obvious hint.
She wants you, but you'd better have a leather condom...

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[furie]

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[Johnny Fontane]

Giving her cash was pure retardation. It's creepy. Now ask her out. If she says she's seeing someone or just wants to be friends, throw a tantrum...something like this:

"But I gave you a hundred dollars, remember?! A hundred dollars!"

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[JesterOfSadness]

I thought about it pretty much all night. I decided to not ask her out. Even though alot of people at work think we are a couple or something I told them wrong. Call me a pussy or whatever, I can care less anymore..

[sr71blackbird]

Also, dont take romantic advice from stalkers like Keith

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[keithy_19]

Then kick her in the shins and her vagina.

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[keithy_19]

Also, dont take romantic advice from stalkers like Keith


Wait. How am I a stalker?

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[sr71blackbird]

Bwaaahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahah!!!!

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[monsterone]

Giving her cash was pure retardation. It's creepy.



not at all. when you finisg up, you tell her she has cab fare on the dresser. it's the gentlemen's thing to do.

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[JohnnyCash]

Then kick her in the shins and her vagina.


And I wonder why you cant get a girl...

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[Justice4all]

I also think everyone hates me

The donuts hate you.


Well, if they cut their wrists and die, they too, would be cold blooded creatures. You would have a lot in common with them



Just ask her out. Don't be a pussy. :)



I agree with my beautifully breasted friend! Nothing ventured nothing gained! I would like to know outright instead of walking around with absolute doubt in my head.

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[Furtherman]

And pretty much I have no confidence in myself, always have been always will be. I also think everyone hates me especially at work


You sound like a fun guy! How about spreading the cheer around - because people love hanging around people like yourself! I wish I could wake up every morning feeling like you. I'd be so much happier.

Stop looking for sympathy.


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[saveopieanthony.net]

forget it dude. if you feel she just wants to be friends she's given you either a conscious or subconscious messages confirming that fact. Seriously though the whole crush-at-work-thing sucks. I hear where you're coming from. I've been crushed by a girl I had a crush on...and she wanted to be friends...and she lied to me..and moved it with another guy we work with. and of course I was the last to know. Anyway it has the probability of turning out fucked up. It is the hardest thing to because you see her every day and it's like a constant reminder..

Just let it go and find a hooker or stripper that looks like her and get it out of your system.

If you really wanted something you should walk up to her with another $100 dollar bill sticking out of your pants.


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Just let it go and find a hooker or stripper that looks like her and get it out of your system.


Exactly! THAT'S what you do with $100!

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[Mike Teacher]

I think I may have a solution, both to finding out if she digs you, and the problem with the money:

Just ask for the $100 back.

I have a feeling you will find out exactly how she feels, and maybe, you get your C-note [literally?!] back!

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[JesterOfSadness]

Just got home from work, and yeah I saw her. Said Hi and nothing else. Things as of yesterday began to lighten up. I decided to back off and just be friends with her, and I got a promotion today. :)

[keithy_19]

Well maybe now, since your a man who got a promotion, she'll sit on your pecker.

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[Katylina]

and I got a promotion today.


Does this mean for Valentine's day she gets twice as much cash???

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[JesterOfSadness]

Funny. Nah she isnt gonna get more cash or anything. She did seem happy to see though today. But oh well

[wilee]

I've gone by the rule of not dating girls that I work with. If it ends badly, you still have to see them on a regular basis. But in your post, it seems that you have to work on that self esteem problem a little. So you've had some bad relationships, or some that didn't work out? There was some kind of compatibility issue then.

Hit some new bars, meet some new people.

While I still don't recommend dating co-workers, if this girl has fun hanging out with you, ask her to dinner to talk about things. Maybe she's trying to read you and isn't sure you're into her? You're not going to get anywhere if you just keep thinking negatively. Get some facts.

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[keithy_19]

Like Wilee said, ask her to go out to dinner sometime. By her a martini and slip her a mickey. After that, well, your in good shape.

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[Katylina]

Funny. Nah she isnt gonna get more cash or anything. She did seem happy to see though today. But oh well


You remind me of Eeyore.

Would someone pin my tail back on?

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Funny. Nah she isnt gonna get more cash or anything. She did seem happy to see though today. But oh well


You remind me of Eeyore.

Would someone pin my tail back on?

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[bigbaldirish]

I got a promotion today. :)


You should now become the "jester of not-so-sadness

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I'll pin your double post for ya Kat!

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[high fly]

For Valentines, get her the blandest, most ordinary card you can find, type your name in it, and tape a nice shiny quarter to the inside...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[bigbaldirish]

[quote]For Valentines, get her the blandest, most ordinary card you can find, type your name in it, and tape a nice shiny quarter to the inside...

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and add when you hand it to her, 100.25 cents was your presents for ALLLLL year, your only allowed to spend $20 a holiday... and the quarter is for a phone call to you when it's all gone

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