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MattyBronx
01-09-2004, 09:09 PM
In my neigborhood there was only one gas station with free air left. It was a little out of my way, but I think it's ridiculous to pay $.50 for air.
So I go to fill up my right-front tire today and guess what? They replaced the free air machine with a pay machine. $.50 for friggin air.
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JohnnyCash
01-09-2004, 09:12 PM
My back tires got a slow leak in it. Every time I go to fill it up I end up using all my change.I never have quarters for the meters. Why pay for air, it should be free.
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FUNKMAN
01-09-2004, 09:17 PM
joe public getting pumped again...
you could buy a compressor but hopefully you'll have other uses for it. i picked one up 2 years ago but have only blew out my sprinkler system.
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 09:18 PM
so drive a couple of blocks over. it's not like you can't find something within 5 miles.
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MattyBronx
01-09-2004, 09:20 PM
I think driving as far away as I was for free air was excessive. But it was a matter of principle. Now I'll have to drive to NJ if I get a flat.
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SatCam
01-09-2004, 09:22 PM
I saw that. There's really no problem with it. They're compressing the air for you and conviently suplying it for you. Now if they have a $10 bike pump sitting out there, they should be paying you to use it, but there isnt one.
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01-09-2004, 09:48 PM
welcome to 1987
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monsterone
01-09-2004, 09:52 PM
I think driving as far away as I was for free air was excessive. But it was a matter of principle. Now I'll have to drive to NJ if I get a flat
you're in the bronx - how far do you have to go for free air? it's not like you're in bumble-fuck...
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newport king
01-10-2004, 05:55 AM
try using your mouth on it like a balloon.
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JustJon
01-10-2004, 09:36 AM
someone has to pay for the electricity for the pump
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01-10-2004, 08:24 PM
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01-10-2004, 08:35 PM
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Johnathan H Christ
01-10-2004, 08:39 PM
i have an idea...why dont you drive a car with decent tires that dont need air ever other day you cheap fuck.
try these...they seem to have been ok for the last 8 months
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01-11-2004, 07:34 AM
welcome to 1987
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MattyBronx
03-12-2004, 02:17 PM
FREE AIR UPDATE
I found a gas station that still has free air not too far away. It's the Shell station on Williamsbridge and Lydig.
So if you're anywhere in the eastern half of The Bronx and your tires are low head on down. Tell them Matty sent ya.
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TheMojoPin
03-12-2004, 10:38 PM
I'm gonna sic Emperor Scrood on your ass.
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DarkHippie
03-13-2004, 05:49 AM
There's no point in my huge jew nose now :(
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