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furie
01-09-2004, 05:58 PM
The VW Jetta (http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Lesbian/gay-guy-winner.html)



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CrazyClare
01-10-2004, 08:06 PM
this is funny too (http://cartalk.cars.com/About/Gay-Lesbian/gay-chick1.html) lesbian sterotypes are fun too!

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JimBeam
01-10-2004, 08:39 PM
My g/f has a Jetta and I hate if I ever have to borrow it.
I'd almost rather walk.

I have balls !!!

ChickenHawk
01-10-2004, 08:41 PM
Furie's on a linking frenzy today.

I would've gone with the Mini Cooper as the gayest car ever.

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newport king
01-10-2004, 08:57 PM
chevy s-10- rugged, functional, affordable. tough enough for a lesbian.

does this make me a dyke?

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monsterone
01-10-2004, 09:05 PM
as a jetta owner, i have to say the honda hybrid is far gayer. i think the jetta won b/c you can fit a lot in the trunk.

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newport king
01-10-2004, 10:24 PM
it's a miata!!!
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9905/07/showbuzz/go.jpg

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Whyyouhaddiddat
01-11-2004, 06:38 PM
Hands down

Isuzu Amigo

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Gaia
01-11-2004, 07:01 PM
it's a miata!!!
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9905/07/showbuzz/go.jpg

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I took a knee on that one!!!!!

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FUNKMAN
01-11-2004, 07:19 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792839129.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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McNabbShouldDie
01-11-2004, 07:51 PM
http://www.winnipegluxurycars.com/th/mazda/t_protege5.jpg
Gayest Car #1 - Yellow Mazda Protege

And basically any Volkswagon=gay. As seen here:

http://atlantmotors.by/images/volkswagen%20beetle.jpg
http://www.americanplasticscouncil.org/apcorg/images/volkswagen.jpg
http://www.car-buying-strategies.com/2002-photos/2002-volkswagen-jetta.jpg

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monsterone
01-11-2004, 08:04 PM
funny thing, the lesbians down the street have a s-10; rainbow flag stickers and all

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Johnny4
01-11-2004, 08:15 PM
I thought that the miata had retired with the title. Closely followed by the Fiero.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

zathrus
01-12-2004, 12:48 PM
furie,
unless i'm wrong and since i have your car. i don't think i am. don't you have a vw jetta?????

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Tall_James
01-12-2004, 12:56 PM
http://my.en.com/~johnb/ourcars.htg/BeetlePrideParade1999.jpg

Volkswagon must own the marketshare.


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A.J.
01-13-2004, 04:38 AM
It's not a gay car unless it gets this seal of approval:

http://lonestar.texas.net/~mallarj/images/hrc.gif

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furie
01-13-2004, 05:38 AM
hey i'm driving a chevy this week.


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SamoanWoman
01-15-2004, 03:44 AM
"It's a Miata!"

This car wins it hands down. One of my close friends, (a super macho man) bought one from a gay couple. My husband and I never had the heart to tell him, but we did have a lot of laughs while he owned it.

sr71blackbird
01-15-2004, 04:00 AM
http://mk-modellautos.de/media/o80439411920.jpg

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Doctor Manhattan
01-15-2004, 04:13 AM
any Volkswagon=gay


<img src="http://www.vw.com/art/phaeton/gallery/gal_lg_ext_7.jpg"><img src="http://www.vw.com/art/touareg/gallery/gal_lg_ext_3.jpg">

<img src="http://www.vw.com/art/gti/gallery/gal_lg_ext_5.jpg"><img src="http://www.vw.com/aac/images/gallery/extphoto_sil.jpg">

I think they and Audi's (their big brothers) Look pretty cool. But the Beetle and Jetta are for girls as was the Cabrio (but that was replaced with the Beetle Convertable)

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Doctor Manhattan
01-15-2004, 04:16 AM
<img src="http://www.americanplasticscouncil.org/apcorg/images/volkswagen.jpg">


And what the hell is this? I didn't see it on www.vw.com where I found the "Manly" VWs

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sr71blackbird
01-15-2004, 04:22 AM
http://www.edmunds.com/media/news/concept.car/scionccx/scion.ccx.r34.500.jpg
This car has "I take it up the ass" written all over it

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Patches
01-15-2004, 04:42 AM
http://world.honda.com/news/2002/image/4021105_1d.jpg

The Honda Element. The gayest. car. ever.

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A.J.
01-15-2004, 04:44 AM
And basically any Volkswagon=gay.


It can't be gay if Hitler invented it!

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Doctor Manhattan
01-15-2004, 04:54 AM
http://www.halesworth.ws/government/car.jpg

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irishkb
01-15-2004, 05:36 AM
damn it... first car i get from the 90's and it wins this shitty award.... god damn it... but there are cars that are way gayer....
miata,
element
and hybrid electric piece of shit....
the eclipse is gay...
ford fiesta
and hyndia(sp) elantra..

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Doctor Manhattan
01-15-2004, 08:50 AM
http://www.nashvilleautonet.com/images/hummer-h2.jpg

I'd vote for this. I never see more than 2 people in one (no equipment or anything to haul around) and never see any mud of evidence of off roading (which I do see on many Jeeps and Range rovers driving around)

It's the ultimate I have a small cock vehicle

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Potsie
01-29-2004, 05:58 PM
The Corbin Sparrowhttp://www.evfinder.com/Green%20Sparrow.jpg

I'm half-retarded...on my mother's side

kc7586
01-29-2004, 06:03 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vampchick7586/myhomepage/stupidcar.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_USthose brits are so silly, and whats with all the wv hate i love those cars, now you've made the kc sad :( <--see sad face

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KERMIT
01-29-2004, 07:06 PM
No Contest.

http://images.usatoday.com/money/autos/_photos/2002-05-10-yugo.jpg

The Yugo

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monsterone
01-29-2004, 07:13 PM
going along with jokes that would have killed in '86:


http://perso.club-internet.fr/aebergon/photos_Renault/5_Le_car_modele.jpg

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