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Fallon
01-09-2004, 01:41 PM
For the life of me I can't cut my nails good at all and have been thinking about getting a manicure. Any other guys here get them?

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The_Fat_Mole
01-09-2004, 01:50 PM
I don't go for that kind of sh*t but i'll tell you something me and you are alright, we can hang out you know. Me and you we can go feed the f*cking pidgeons at the f*cking park. What do you say? We can go f*cking swimming and rub each other with f*cking sun block like two f*cking silly bastards, we can have fun.

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more cowbells
01-09-2004, 07:34 PM
[quote] Any other guys here get them?[quote]

uhhh...............no.

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mdr55
01-09-2004, 07:50 PM
For the life of me I can't cut my nails good at all and have been thinking about getting a manicure.

Holy Crap! WWFallon is a metrosexual. Say it ain't so- pretty boy.

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JohnnyCash
01-09-2004, 07:57 PM
No. Men shouldn't get manicures.

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MattyBronx
01-09-2004, 08:00 PM
For the life of me I can't cut my nails good...

Whaaaaat?!?!?!


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smiler grogan
01-09-2004, 08:03 PM
The actor Paul Sorvino talked about how wiseguys get manicures its all about some sort of image. I myself do not get a manicure but a "massage" well sure.

monsterone
01-09-2004, 08:21 PM
For the life of me I can't cut my nails good at all and have been thinking about getting a manicure. Any other guys here get them?


perhaps, yu and wonderboy can do your nails together, you metro.

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sexy bastard
01-09-2004, 08:24 PM
ever since queer eye for the straight guy i have been taking care of myself more..and i get both pedicures and manicures...and its great....of course no color but it does do wonders on your hands and feet

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TheMojoPin
01-09-2004, 08:33 PM
Just invest in a good pair of clippers. Not the cheapy little travel-size kind, but the decent-sized ones. They cut much smoother and finer and don't leave jagged edges or cut too short. Use a soft soap afterwards and run your fingers (Or toes, in the bath) under warm water for about 30 seconds and you'll be set.

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Fallon
01-09-2004, 08:39 PM
I'll take your advice first Mojo before I try going to a god damn beauty parlor.

I just like to look the best I can, if that makes me a metro than fuck it, I don't care.

p.s. I should have titled this "MANicures", but I wasn't that clever earlier.

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JohnnyCash
01-09-2004, 08:42 PM
My girlfriend is always yelling at me cause my hands get all dry and rough. She tried to get me to get a manicure but theres no way...

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TheMojoPin
01-09-2004, 09:25 PM
I just like to look the best I can, if that makes me a metro than fuck it, I don't care.

I saw we kick out the other mods for not being as sexy as us.

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FUNKMAN
01-09-2004, 09:30 PM
i've been biting my nails since a kid. i justify by saying "it's better than smoking"...

i'm not happy with my stubby, crooked, 'blood in the corner' nails but i don't have the discipline not to bite...

did get my back waxed twice though...

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monsterone
01-09-2004, 09:37 PM
I'll take your advice first Mojo before I try going to a god damn beauty parlor.



like all you mods weren't doing each others nails to let the electric sex thread get as far as it did.

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IrishAlkey
01-10-2004, 02:35 AM
It's easy to cut your own nails neatly and use a cuticle remover afterwards.

You guys are so straight, it's gay.

This is coming from a guy who takes about 30 minutes to shave.

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mikeyboy
01-10-2004, 08:22 AM
I just like to look the best I can, if that makes me a metro than fuck it, I don't care.

I saw we kick out the other mods for not being as sexy as us.

Fuck you both. I'm married, so I'm supposed to let myself go to hell. That's like a rule.

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Katylina
01-10-2004, 08:59 AM
This is coming from a guy who takes about 30 minutes to shave.


Do you reach around and shave your ass as well?


I've seen plenty of men at my nail place getting manicures. Since there is no nail polish on the nails, I don't see it as a "gay" thing. Hell, no woman wants to be fingered by a guy with dirty jagged nails! My boyfriend gets them done occasionally, and he's a bouncer at a club, so don't feel it's a gay thing for a guy to do. Go for it!



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JustJon
01-10-2004, 09:50 AM
I bite my nails as well, but not till they're all bloody.

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reeshy
01-10-2004, 03:43 PM
I just run my finger tips across a belt sander once a week just cause I'm a real man!!! Not like the rest of you HOMO's!!!!!!!

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sr71blackbird
01-10-2004, 04:08 PM
I got one once, and when you see that they are doing minor surgery on you, youll be skeeved out and never do it again, plus, if you right after you get any kind of manly liquid on your finger tips, youll scream like a girl.


Look into getting one of these, they made my life alot easier...
http://www.excaliburcutlery.com/art/gentlemen/DO29.jpg

they are French nail clippers that fold flat, it has something about it that lets you cut the nails very easy with minimal effort and they fold flat. They have them in Remington stores or here (http://www.excaliburcutlery.com/grooming4.html), if you want to check em out online. They are pricey, but they are well worth it ( like $24 or so)

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hyperspace
01-10-2004, 04:50 PM
i have no job and jerk off constantly , my hands are smooth and silky. a little hairy though.

Johnathan H Christ
01-11-2004, 07:29 AM
i get pedicures every once in a while.... not only do they make your feet all soft and you get your toenails and cuticle in good shape...i really dig haveing little vietnamese girls rub my calloused landscapers feet.

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